You won't be disappointed

Overkillengine · 2020-06-03T17:11:46+00:00

Found Jesus.

Is still on Tinder.

K. 🙄

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-06-03T16:48:35+00:00

Jesus wept when her orifices were being drilled. Another born again virgin type.

Sweetie, once you're stained, decayed and deflowered, it is for life.

DangZagnut · 2020-06-03T16:36:50+00:00

I wonder if her spiritual quest to find herself she did any reading up on the definition of "Salad bar".

makrelli · 2020-06-03T17:58:46+00:00

Oh ye she gave everyone what they wanted but you will be lucky to get starfish sex on your birthday cause she wont allow guys to treat her like taht anymore!!

Aldabruzzo · 2020-06-03T18:32:46+00:00

Translation

Fucked a lot of guys in my past. I'm 24 and already divorced 2 years, so you know that means I have a kid because I wouldn't have married the baby daddy if i didn't have to. Welp, I found Jeeeeezus, and he loves me. And if he loves me, you are required to love me too. You're also required to date me, have a relationship with me, marry me, give me complete and total access to all your resources, and let me treat you like shit. St. Paul says you're to love me like Christ loved the church. That means you have to climb on that cross so I can nail you to it. R E S P E C T, you're gonna find out what that means to me, motherfucker.

You better believe I'm down for hookups, if youre hot enough. You know that because I'm on tinder and showing my cleavage and red hair, with nothing covering me but a strategically placed sheet and a hand to conceal my double chin. But if you're one of those beta niceguys I go to church with, no i am not down for a hookup with you. Since I said you won't be disappointed, you will be disappointed. But that's your problem, dipshits.

shrinkshooter · 2020-06-03T16:51:22+00:00

But I already am.

asdf333aza · 2020-06-03T18:42:32+00:00

Rehabilitated slut, single mom with 2 kids from her slut days, fat, divorced, higher standards as she ages, church nut, and celibate, as in your chances of getting sex here are lower than usual.

Exactly what does the guy get out of this? Females think their companionship is worth something?

RunawayGrain · 2020-06-03T17:03:50+00:00

I've only read the profile and I'm already disappointed.

Joh_Ghurt · 2020-06-03T16:37:52+00:00

Kermit, this one is for you! Only you now have to go to church first to get some action.

kes_unum · 2020-06-03T17:05:59+00:00

Shes a new born virgin kekekeke "found God" bahaha

BluepillProfessor · 2020-06-03T17:10:51+00:00

Chunky but she could be quite pretty with a genuine smile. Alas that is to much to ask.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-06-03T17:13:32+00:00

Seeing this ginger cow's picture alone is enough to disappoint. Throw a kid in there and the typical "my past is none of your concern" shit these tindr thots excrete like CO2, and we've rocket shot past Disappointed Ville straight into DisgustedStan.

jamiehands · 2020-06-03T21:24:54+00:00

Looks like she found Jesus AND the cookie jar.

KazarakOfKar · 2020-06-03T18:40:48+00:00

Heavyset post-wall single mother suddenly finds religion after being run through by who knows how many men ; expects good church going (beta) man to provide for her and hers(and chads) while demanding nothing.

Do men really fall for this? I abandoned Christianity and went full blown old gods of my people about 10 years ago; Church always seemed to be filled with the most blue-pilled hopeless people I've ever met.

I am sure there are some smaller, super based churches out there I just never found one.

zetaconvex · 2020-06-03T19:34:26+00:00

learning about my faith has ... raised my standards on how I'll allow myself to be treated

Self-respect is to be commended, but her statement reeks more of entitlement. It's also an odd takeaway from religion. She could have mentioned humility, spirituality, compassion, the importance of morality in leading a happy life; but no, apparently the real lesson she learned was to raise her expectations from others.

I've been celibate since

tbh, I'm not getting that "Good Christian Girl" vibe from her pic, mostly on account of the fact that she's immodestly dressed.

In conclusion: I'd rather meet an atheist who acted like a Christian, than a Christian who acted like an atheist.

crimsonmonk42 · 2020-06-03T23:27:10+00:00

This is the type that 100 percent gets in the sack first date. Same with most that say “don’t do hookups” or goes to church.

Sumpm · 2020-06-04T01:38:33+00:00

"Someone else had a bunch of fun, but you won't."

Toiletpaperplane · 2020-06-03T18:32:27+00:00

Wow. Expecting a man to come in, take care of her kids and shit, and she won't even put out. Asking a lot, with very little in return.

Theorymeltfool1 · 2020-06-03T19:02:37+00:00

She’s an incel

chalulin · 2020-06-03T19:28:43+00:00

Translation: now that I'm a church girl I'll make you wait decades for what I gave away like candy in the past.

thegoodpleb · 2020-06-03T19:51:36+00:00

She's absolutely right. I won't be disappointed because I WON'T be contacting her.

WhatMixedFeelings · 2020-06-03T19:54:16+00:00

Single mom recently found church, set high standards for her low-value self, and I get the ~~sloppy seconds~~ drama and credit card bills. Lucky me!

I-am-the-lul · 2020-06-04T04:19:57+00:00

You won't be disappointed

Disappointment is the least of your worries if you get with this woman.

MarkMcFagofSugargay · 2020-06-03T18:55:41+00:00

Don't show up after the party's over and don't play another man's saved game.

yuvrajsama · 2020-06-03T19:03:27+00:00

Found moksh but posting seductive photos on tinder 😒

WoodpeckerBaby · 2020-06-03T19:46:48+00:00

This is so funny 😂

AndoftheSevenSeas · 2020-06-03T20:07:50+00:00

I’ll bet my next paycheck that I will, in fact, be disappointed

death-on-joe-brown · 2020-06-03T20:08:23+00:00

I want to hit her up to find out her arm workout, she’s got some serious pythons

ZeroXcool · 2020-06-03T20:11:18+00:00

Wow only 24 and already on her epiphany phase.

alleyteris · 2020-06-03T20:30:34+00:00

ahh! the '' Borned again Virgin" this shit is clasic by now

DreamDelving · 2020-06-03T21:43:41+00:00

You know she got cankles.

Stateist555 · 2020-06-03T22:13:04+00:00

she need to visit weight watchers not church

justabeewithdegree · 2020-06-04T00:51:15+00:00

I choked on my peach reading this

armacitis · 2020-06-04T01:38:14+00:00

It's kind of mindboggling to see the "born again" shtick written as if people won't see right through it

2020-06-04T01:48:57+00:00

Been celibate since... Yesterday. Maybe.

darcyd556 · 2020-06-04T02:01:30+00:00

I’m already disappointed reading her bio.

ipromiseimnotaNazi · 2020-06-04T02:04:50+00:00

Used goods but still thinks she’s worth the MSRP for new product. Not.

FarmerLarBear · 2020-06-04T02:54:51+00:00

She will 100% Fuck the first guy she meets on Tinder. I bet my life on it.

The fuck outta here with that born again garbage!

What’s this day of rest bullshit?!?!

fellate-o-fish · 2020-06-03T18:30:56+00:00

hefty

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-06-03T21:55:23+00:00

? Transplant?.. who can guess the word?

Sumfuc · 2020-06-03T23:23:08+00:00

Fake the Jezuz thing because those are the biggest Betas out there. Nerds have never fallen for that. So she’s just scraping the bottom now.

2020-06-04T01:17:38+00:00

She needs a life transplant altogether

hozarkmoca · 2020-06-04T02:59:38+00:00

c r e e p y

neoj8888 · 2020-06-04T03:19:02+00:00

There’s disappointment written all over this.

jrpark05 · 2020-06-04T04:20:36+00:00

How about having "a lot more respect" for others (such as men)?

Still all about her. "I don't do those things anymore."

Anyone that weds this sow has a guaranteed dead bedroom and shitload of resentment.

fcukthegov · 2020-06-04T06:20:43+00:00

I wonder if she got a Vaginal Transplant to go with that new found faith?

davepol · 2020-06-04T07:59:06+00:00

When a woman says you won't be disappointed, you will almost always be disappointed.

Yuuzhan83 · 2020-06-04T12:57:38+00:00

Found jesus, still blowing every chad she can find.

SuperGoxxer · 2020-06-04T21:41:56+00:00

I don't want to sign into imgur, any way these can be hosted somewhere else? Or is the NSFW thing a new requirement from the reddit-overlords. Been away, so I might've missed something.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-06-04T23:10:23+00:00

Guaranteed to disappoint.

sketchpad4u · 2020-06-06T16:32:53+00:00

You'll redefine the word disappointment... I guarantee it.

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-06-03T18:34:34+00:00

A couple of notes if you want to take her on a date.

1) All you can eat buffet, Notice how she will pass the salad bar.

2) the only thumping she will be doing is her bible.

rickmackdaddy · 2020-06-04T05:50:17+00:00

Pass.

Outrageous_Attention · 2020-06-05T03:48:13+00:00

Me: opens thread

Also me: is immediately disappointed

2020-06-08T12:04:27+00:00

She looks disgusting with her lizard skin

Protocol_Apollo · 2020-06-03T18:35:32+00:00

Used goods.

It’s no good finding god if you found the CC first.

blub12 · 2020-06-03T21:04:09+00:00

Anyone have another link? I'm not handing out my phone number to imgur.

Older_Miggy · 2020-06-03T21:11:58+00:00

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loneliness-inc · 2020-06-03T22:13:11+00:00

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Nationalist_Patriot · 2020-06-03T19:08:22+00:00

I might believe her if I met her in real life and she didn't have Tinder or social media.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-06-04T05:02:00+00:00

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Pie_sky · 2020-06-03T19:16:39+00:00

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You won't be disappointed

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Title	You won't be disappointed
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	626
Comments	138
Date	June 3, 2020 4:15 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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