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[–]DazzlingMolasses7FDS Newbie265 points266 points267 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Men are weird. Not ready for charcuterie but ready for a woman to be free Ubereats for sex?
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 179 points180 points181 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
“Charcuterie is too much commitment! How about I just fingerbang your b-hole and then split, instead?” 🤡
[–]DazzlingMolasses7FDS Newbie94 points95 points96 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He’s expecting you to say something like
Aw what do you prefer instead?
Looooooool
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤦♀️
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[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
❤️
[–]supremelyparanoidFDS Apprentice149 points150 points151 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He probs can’t afford it either lol
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truth
[–]gcthrowaway2019FDS Apprentice18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're delicious and interesting but def not cheap.
[–]AquaRetroFDS Newbie67 points68 points69 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nice of her to define it for him. 😅 I would have directed him to lmgtfy.com
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂
[–]mightbethrowawayyyFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anytime someone asks what something in my bio means when they can easily google it, I ignore them
[–]umbralgardenFDS Newbie50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I know this is supposed to be funny but it's very sad the amount of guys I've dated who have food phobias and are such picky eaters they only want to have chicken wings pizza or noodles like they're 6 years old. Grown men who can't eat salad or fish to literally save their life. It wouldn't surprise me AT ALL to watch a large man cower in front of a charcuterie board and refuse to touch it. :/
[–]_anon_throwaway_FDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It may be just my experience, but it's such a problem with white boys! I've known picky POC but not to the only-mac-n-cheese&chickn-nuggets extent that picky white boys have. lmao
[–]umbralgardenFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am definitely sick of white boys. Horrible taste in food and clothes. Don't know how to even wash their hair.
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh man...I went on one date with this guy who would only eat pizza or hamburgers. So we went to a gourmet pizza place and he insists on pepperoni and cheese. Never again. 😑
[–]_anon_throwaway_FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's something about that picky personality that tells me he not willing to put himself in a place of discomfort, uncertainty, or trust for the potential of widening his horizon.
That's a person that can't delay gratification and I'd say is addicted to the dopamine that hamburgers and pizza deliver. What other dopamine addictions does the guy have?
yeah, it's a hard pass for picky eaters from now on
[–]EmergencyShitFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is no way in HELL that I could ever be with a picky eater. I’ve even stopped being friends with people who need to eat chicken nuggets whenever they go to a restaurant.
I can’t imagine having kids with someone who is a picky eater. Hell, some people encourage their kids to eat like shit. There was a relationship post from a woman (who was vegetarian?) who said that her sister got mad because she was feeding her nieces and nephews healthy food while she was babysitting for free and paying for all the food the kids ate at her house. She was doing her sister a tremendous favor by watching them 5 days/week for FREE and feeding them. Her sister won’t let her see the kids anymore. The sister was mad because the kids were turning up their noses at the crap processed food mom was feeding them at home.
[–]NamtaraFDS Newbie112 points113 points114 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What does that even mean? It's adult lunchables FFS.
[–]ruby_radmuppetFDS Apprentice34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL you are so right but I love them anyway 😂😂😂
[–]NamtaraFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love them too, but I always remind myself that I am essentially buying fancy lunchables.
[–]draylthFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You take that back! I'll defend my extra cheesy pizza lunchables to the death! 😂🦄 Kidding, kidding (kinda)
[–]nutshitFDS STRATEGY COACH35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IM CRYING! I’m definitely including this to weed them out
[–]TheOGJammiesRuthless Strategist30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao what
[–]BabaAuRhumOhlalaFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My soul is leaving my body from laughter! 😂 What a high commitment!
[–]meanemadFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ufff, he wanted to propose sth really sophisticate probably🤯🤣 he can try to get sex in first date for a price under the worth of the makeup/outfit the woman wears, maybe he is lucky trying in other placee🙄🤦🏻♀️😂😂😂😂
[–]ChancedizzleFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Charcuterie anytime anywhere!
[–]coolestgirlyouevermeFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm dead 😂💀
[–]266433555Throwaway Account2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t this guy have a brain and thought of googling it first.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol I just realized if a dude can't do charcuterie or caviar, then he is gonna be lost in my family.
[–]Mean_Green_KweenFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
💀💀💀
[–]TimWhortonsPickmeisha™️1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
honestly at least he was honest about it, how nice would it be if every LVM was this open about being LV
[–]starrynight5410 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
After she asks what he would want to do, he would say, “Want to hang at my place and Netflix and chill 😉🍆🍑”
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