Words of wisdom

Mean-Head · 2020-05-10T02:03:28+00:00

Play them at their own game and tell them your type is generous rich boys.

darkestpurple · 2020-05-10T00:57:03+00:00

My naive self: "yeah if I make a profile on a dating app I'm gonna write an elaborate description of what I'm looking for, this way I can make the weeding out proces easier because guys will know when they won't be compatible with me or not fit within my preferences and not swipe right. Saves me time and headache."

That tweet + all the comments made me realize that's about the dumbest thing you can do.

ello-motto · 2020-05-10T01:40:36+00:00

I'm now wondering whether it would be a fun experiment to pretend to have a type and see if they try change their personality to fit your fake type. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bovvsette · 2020-05-10T05:01:52+00:00

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Raquel22222 · 2020-05-10T05:32:21+00:00

My trump loving ex started to donate to Bernie after I told him I liked him. When I asked what he liked about Bernie he looked like deer in headlights trying to make shit up

cherrypepsilvr · 2020-05-10T11:06:43+00:00

Eww, I've had so many guys do the "What music are you into? No way, me too!" thing. And if you meet them OLD, they'll do crap like "What music are you into? Gorillaz, wow I love ...[Googles] Plastic Beach!"

TimWhortons · 2020-05-10T12:12:21+00:00

my type is hot, successful, and will spoil me, please pretend to be that for 3 months i’ll happily accept lol

da_rlene · 2020-05-10T05:48:09+00:00

My ex deadass asked me, and I quote: “How can I win you over?”

That was a serious question. I remember scoffing and saying that his question is ridiculous and he should not expect me to give him a “map” to my heart lmao

I ended up screwing myself over by committing to him eventually, though - did not see all the other red flags, although the aforesaid should’ve been enough to ditch him in the first place.

Pay attention, ladies. Don’t give away too much information

2020-05-10T07:17:40+00:00

I get really weird out when a guy asks this question because in my head I am thinking "bitch are you asking so you can pretend to be everything I want? been there done that" which is why I am very vague or just don't answer the question.

hyacinthgirl95 · 2020-05-10T12:10:27+00:00

Self awareness is one of my must-have “traits”. The amount of guys who don’t even know what it means 😂

2020-05-10T13:04:56+00:00

And then they still blame women for choosing the wrong man.

throwawayathrowaway0 · 2020-05-10T05:19:23+00:00

What if a man asks you what your type is? Should you respond vaguely or say something like, "I don't have a type?"

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-05-10T01:55:11+00:00

So true

umbralgarden · 2020-05-10T05:06:32+00:00

There's one problem with this, it requires they finish reading your whole text message/dating profile. And we know how rare that is.

sadcello · 2020-05-10T22:09:52+00:00

3 months is their limit, girls. Keep vetting him, keep meeting other guys, don't get attached until at least 3 months.

jackrusselterror1 · 2020-05-10T17:29:43+00:00

Absolutely. I’m not a GameFAQ, I’m not going to spell out my criteria or give helpful hints so they can fake their way into my pants. There’s no cheat codes. If a man can’t figure it out, there’s plenty more who don’t need a goddamn map and a guided tour.

TriniGold · 2020-05-10T06:19:58+00:00

Factssssss.

idiay · 2020-05-10T05:15:43+00:00

This is true.

aaaabbbbdddde · 2020-05-10T22:28:22+00:00

After a while they start doing little things to test your boundaries. Then have the audacity to act shocked when you don’t respond well 🙄

cherinaaa · 2020-05-10T09:43:05+00:00

That’s fine after the 3 months of him pretending once he shows his real face I’ll dumb his bum

SirTacky · 2020-05-10T12:16:17+00:00

"lol stop describing me"

ugh.

Title	Words of wisdom
Author	darkestpurple
Upvotes	748
Comments	47
Date	May 10, 2020 12:52 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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