That totally happened

Curious_Oogway · 2020-06-19T17:48:19+00:00

She’s lying out of her ass. I bet my left nut on it

PutridMeatPuppet · 2020-06-19T18:00:48+00:00

Let me guess he had cataracts in both eyes, was senile, and suffering from advanced dementia and was talking to a hallucination of another person.

Android80631 · 2020-06-19T18:16:25+00:00

I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for $100 Alex!

The_Whorror_Show · 2020-06-19T18:05:19+00:00

No offence to black folks, but the guy was black and a simp.

No, when you're fat, it isn't more cushion for the pushing, fat bitches are disgusting and you can't even pick them up.

Edit : I should have wrote I think most likely it's a black dude, and most of your logically figured out that was my assumption because if I see a fatty has a boyfriend, it's generally a black dude.

starryknight · 2020-06-19T19:09:51+00:00

Bitch, you aren't hot. You're a fetish.

Jonger1150 · 2020-06-19T17:42:05+00:00

That was clearly her soulmate...

Whelp, maybe in another life. It's not like there's another guy out there looking for that type of skank.

toeshotz · 2020-06-19T18:14:53+00:00

He must have been blind.

Kaveman187 · 2020-06-19T18:35:10+00:00

I think this he/she does not know sarcasm. Clearly that man was being sarcastic.

VeritasDitum · 2020-06-19T17:57:20+00:00

He was actually blind and he let his head hang down in shame when his friend told him what she really looks like.

She should actually say YUK each time she passes a mirror.

Morb357 · 2020-06-19T18:49:42+00:00

He said that to his car.

Prototype_Grendel · 2020-06-19T19:45:05+00:00

No, it totally happened. Shes just reversed the roles- she told chad he was beautiful, he took one look and said "yuck"

user_miki · 2020-06-19T18:27:50+00:00

A rabid feminist.

Wide-Brick · 2020-06-19T18:26:20+00:00

One would think a broad that looks like THAT would take any compliment she could get....

sheesh

jimmyjoejimbob · 2020-06-19T18:50:26+00:00

Fuck that fat Rosie O'Donnell haircut having hog.

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-06-19T19:16:31+00:00

clearly the man was being sarcastic. That or he's actually blind or he's singing to a song from his phone.

These-arent-my-pants · 2020-06-19T18:24:09+00:00

Was that Ray Charles or Stevie wonder?

KavaNotGuilty · 2020-06-19T18:23:51+00:00

That man's name? Gasbert Fuelstein.

whaddefuck · 2020-06-19T19:19:47+00:00

That poor, poor blind man. How’s he driving anyway?

Redhood155 · 2020-06-19T19:44:38+00:00

Stop Cappin

PipBoyTInkerer · 2020-06-19T20:59:07+00:00

What really happened:

She saw a Chad or lite-Chad at the gas station. She turned to him and gave him the fuck-me eyes. When she finally got his attention, he loudly said "YUCK"!

Then she ran into her car, wouldn't look at him, and tweeted this.

user_miki · 2020-06-19T19:43:55+00:00

I will not fuck that hog even I'm alone with that animal on a island. Zoofilie is not my thing.

Irish-Fritter · 2020-06-19T22:59:39+00:00

I’d believe the opposite happened tho

throwawayham1971 · 2020-06-19T21:33:36+00:00

Correct data. Wrong interpretation.

She did indeed get gas this morning. And mostly likely had on sunglasses.
The word "YUCK" was also muttered. But it was the dude chomping his gum when he turned around to see this half bald dude with breasts get out of its vehicle.
She may or may not have paid for her gas after becoming triggered.
Lastly, she's accurate in the fact that literally no one wants to look at her.

And scene.

Soltonin · 2020-06-19T19:40:55+00:00

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ThePlague · 2020-06-19T20:23:15+00:00

Apparently, some people just don't understand sarcasm.

rusticoaf · 2020-06-19T22:57:22+00:00

Should’ve called the cops on him for driving drunk

onlyyouandiremain · 2020-06-19T19:20:22+00:00

was it James Blunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops

dielawnz · 2020-06-19T19:38:52+00:00

I mean shes probably not even joking. She said "YUCK" meaning it was a guy who most likely was the male version of her saying this. She thought he was disgusting because she obviously deserves a man who has his life "together" or shes a lesbian.

GayyFieri · 2020-06-19T20:08:13+00:00

Reminds me of this massive girl that tagged along with someone in our friend group when we went to the beach. She made this girl look like Scarlet Johansson. Imagine a 400lb+ cow slathered in neon makeup and a quirky one piece bathing suit talking so loud anyone within half a mile could hear.

Because it was a tourist beach and because she was such a spectacle people would walk by and say things. She, of course, thought they all wanted to fuck her and would roll her eyes. No, she just looked like Violet Beauregard in the Chocolate Factory and acted like Jim Carrey on speed.

2020-06-19T20:28:12+00:00

GET THE FUCK OUTTER HERE LIKE HE SAID ANYTHING ELSE TO HER PASS MAN THE FUCKING HARPOONS

moriarty_056 · 2020-06-19T20:40:29+00:00

😂😭😂🤣

RoboMandrake · 2020-06-19T20:50:10+00:00

Far more likely the second part happened first and the first part never happened at all. Or perhaps this open-mouth-chewing entity was an alien and she looked 'delicious'.

295DVRKSS · 2020-06-19T20:57:42+00:00

Delusion and narcissism is real

rayedward363 · 2020-06-19T21:16:18+00:00

And then everyone clapped and she became the Goddess Queen of the Universe.

Diogenes-- · 2020-06-19T21:39:42+00:00

It happened sorta like that. He said "Yuck", and she pretended not to notice. When she got home, it was the Twinkie Halocaust. Hundreds of them lost their lives. She then gave her cats an impromptu tear bath. They are plotting her demise, but will they act in time? Or will the heart disease get her first? Cats are notoriously lazy after all...

TheoVoid · 2020-06-19T22:35:47+00:00

She’s trying so hard to be oppressed.

rocko20002 · 2020-06-19T19:41:57+00:00

Probably happened, but in reverse.

DiDeDonDireChe · 2020-06-19T20:09:50+00:00

When did burger planet transition?

LotBuilder · 2020-06-19T20:22:15+00:00

The only way that happened was if the guy was panhandling.

LotBuilder · 2020-06-19T20:22:29+00:00

The only way that happened was if the guy was panhandling.

BigGuysBlitz · 2020-06-19T20:23:33+00:00

You're beautiful....compared to a baboon's ass that is.

Fuzi0z · 2020-06-19T20:24:45+00:00

This is like those soy boys telling shit that didnt happen to make themselves look tough or funny. What a loser this fucking pre historic whale

FlexViper · 2020-06-19T20:25:04+00:00

Plot twist:

someone beautiful was behind her so she say yuck and made everything awkward

kriskros18 · 2020-06-19T20:36:53+00:00

What can you say, some men love pork.

jack_napier69 · 2020-06-19T20:41:09+00:00

even if it happened it is far away from a win

geocorb · 2020-06-19T20:42:40+00:00

Yeah, the blind aren’t allowed to drive?

Scipio_Amer1canus · 2020-06-19T20:43:16+00:00

Okay, snicker let's assume this is true.

Why would he just sit in the car and not take off?

My theory: he's her best male friend and he's the passenger (or possibly driver) in her car. He thought he'd score brownie points from complimenting her because he's aware of female insecurity, but she responded by friendzoning him.

illougiankides · 2020-06-19T20:44:33+00:00

r/quityourbullshit

TigPlaze · 2020-06-19T20:47:41+00:00

Yeah, right. If she's going to make shit up, she should at least make it believable. She's ugly enough to derail a freight train or sink a Navy ship.

scifulist · 2020-06-19T20:48:26+00:00

Is this a newly found alien species?

PhoenixAZisHot · 2020-06-19T20:51:56+00:00

He was probably talking to another customer getting gas

Slippyfist691 · 2020-06-19T21:00:22+00:00

These bitches can’t really think anyone believes them when they post to their retarded, bitch whore Facebook group, do they

Delifier · 2020-06-19T21:15:53+00:00

I kinda smell some sarcasm.

izzy-pizzy · 2020-06-19T21:22:29+00:00

She'd have good luck with a cannibal, otherwise, I don't see her getting compliments from anyone else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

amazinglyaloneracist · 2020-06-19T21:46:49+00:00

Maybe the guy was saying how beautiful ironically and she didn't get the insult because she believes she is some how.

lulz3r · 2020-06-19T22:02:06+00:00

If I had to fuck her to save the human species, I'd let us go extinct.

ASAT88 · 2020-06-19T22:04:00+00:00

Must have been an attractive woman behind her.

TheObelisk · 2020-06-19T22:11:12+00:00

I imagine him sarcastically saying, "Well, you're beautiful" as he rolls his eyes and then she says yuck.

2020-06-19T22:13:56+00:00

Id rather castrate myself with a nail gun than touch "this"

Soltonin · 2020-06-19T22:19:19+00:00

Did he just get out of a dungeon ? Maybe he was talking to the gas pumps.

downwardlyspiraling · 2020-06-19T22:20:39+00:00

I mean, he could have been a whale biologist.

BigDavesRant · 2020-06-19T22:26:16+00:00

See.. what really happened was.. there was a beautiful women at the pump adjacent to her and the guy might have made a comment, might not have.. but, Karen McChubby saw him staring and/or heard his compliment and became enraged. Hence, the story we now see before us because she had to feel better about herself.

Sumfuc · 2020-06-19T22:31:15+00:00

Tina Hambeast lies to everybody including herself.

no_gal_friend · 2020-06-19T22:33:27+00:00

she said YUK!! during her selfies.

KingBumble · 2020-06-19T22:34:13+00:00

Of course she's lying - male attention, similar to ham sandwiches, is irresistible to this specimen in the wild!

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2020-06-19T22:36:44+00:00

And then she got on her unicorn and it took off into the air with rainbows shooting out of its' ass.

Pitchlinkonline · 2020-06-19T22:53:42+00:00

Or he was being 100% sarcastic and she's too stupid to realize he was insulting her.

Caathrok · 2020-06-19T22:55:37+00:00

Bullshit

nickdaawesomeone · 2020-06-19T23:22:43+00:00

https://imgur.com/gallery/9yKGdIS

Since16 · 2020-06-19T23:56:02+00:00

Yuck is right she is yucky

2020-06-19T23:57:53+00:00

Dudes, dudes, the point is not if it happened or not. Its that she not only thinks that's acceptable behaviour but that somehow it makes her empowered. That was just plain rude.

five_eight · 2020-06-19T23:58:50+00:00

I could have happily lived my entire life without seeing her pic. Please, please take it down.

Komoe_shota · 2020-06-20T00:21:56+00:00

that toupee doesn't suit her

PooPooButterMCGEE · 2020-06-20T00:22:17+00:00

All that happened but in exactly the opposite.

BlastedMTorr · 2020-06-20T00:34:55+00:00

"And then as I got in my car, I realized I had forgotten my phone with the recording of a man saying 'you're beautiful' playing on a loop on the top of my car. The man was not looking at me because he was pitying my existence. Then I stopped the recording as I drove off and put on the other recording of people clapping. I mean, and then people clapped!"

drmonkeytown · 2020-06-20T00:46:41+00:00

Totally explainable. Apparently in her country, when a man projectile vomits after looking at a women, it’s a sign of attraction.

GertrudeMcGraw · 2020-06-20T00:49:21+00:00

Don't drive without your glasses on folks, that's just recipe for disaster

Verleves14 · 2020-06-20T00:55:18+00:00

Probably happenned the other way around.

InsideCow7 · 2020-06-20T01:32:39+00:00

She should have called the cops because that man was an escaped mental patient.

Hunt4Yoshi · 2020-06-20T01:33:42+00:00

why tho? why would you do this or be proud of it? this bitch lucky people even want to call her ugly ass beautiful

LegioXXVexillarius · 2020-06-20T01:33:55+00:00

And then everyone clapped.

bieberblows · 2020-06-20T01:37:30+00:00

She is considered beautiful? I must be a flaming fag then cause I have - 1000% attraction to her. This is coming from a guy who once whacked it to the woman figurine in a snow globe. Dont ask. I was very young.

ivanoud · 2020-06-20T01:55:55+00:00

If it DID happen, which I doubt very much, wow. Typical. Can't even take a compliment. Self-sabotaging and sabotages others like the rest of them.

intelligence_skills · 2020-06-20T02:09:35+00:00

The self-awareness this person has is amazing. She rightfully corrected him. You are ~~beautiful~~ yuck. *Applause*

GoT_IRL_2020 · 2020-06-20T03:21:11+00:00

probably fake, but there are a lot of desperate men out there. i actually like this creature even less if she's telling the truth as opposed to just making up a story for social media consumption.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-06-20T03:46:43+00:00

Looks like one of the chickens on granddad's farm. But fatter.

MetamorphosisSilver · 2020-06-20T03:52:08+00:00

Gentlemen, not only is this a lie but we're being played on this one. One look tells us that this individual wakes up each day being triggered. It looks for that in it's environment.

But If it truly had this situation occur, words like misogynist, racist, incel would be used. These are emotional context words. Yet they're not being used here. The words Man and he were used. Those are low or zero emotional impact descriptors.

Also, females like to be the center of attention. Yet the pronoun "I" was only used once. It doesn't fit.

bjred78 · 2020-06-20T04:01:25+00:00

She obviously doesn't understand sarcasm.

dekomaro6 · 2020-06-20T04:33:58+00:00

Fat chance

KING_CPB · 2020-06-20T04:40:21+00:00

Bad liar

Something_Chronical · 2020-06-20T04:47:57+00:00

Um, is this pic of the man in the story or is this the author? It's a total fucking made up for attention story if this is a pic of the author...I'll believe it if the pic is the man being referred to.

markmywords1347 · 2020-06-20T05:18:38+00:00

And then she woke up.

washingtonpanther · 2020-06-20T05:45:09+00:00

1:

r/fph.

2:

jesus FUCKING christ, I've seen sexier tar pits.

username001776 · 2020-06-20T06:07:20+00:00

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Ray_Poward · 2020-06-20T06:50:44+00:00

Disguisting creature.

Sid_Vichous · 2020-06-20T07:17:04+00:00

She probably read about female infanticide in China and got butthurt.

NelsonIllustrator · 2020-06-20T08:03:42+00:00

Is this a screenshot from that new last of us game?

TheHartofMgtow · 2020-06-20T09:07:20+00:00

If it happened he was being sarcastic

rubix_fucked · 2020-06-20T11:05:32+00:00

Feminists have active imaginations.

2020-06-20T13:17:14+00:00

Maybe he did compliment her, but only out of pitty.

Prince-Koko · 2020-06-20T13:32:30+00:00

Went to get gas... Man now sitting in car....

Multiple tenses. Story is made up

2020-06-20T15:30:15+00:00

Either:

i) It didn't happen.

Or

ii) It did happen, but he was being sarcastic.

drmangrum · 2020-06-20T17:03:53+00:00

I think she's confusing dreams with memories.

The_2nd_Bob · 2020-06-20T17:12:46+00:00

Then Bigfoot did a song and dance number on the hood of his car... make believe is fun.

Havaski2 · 2020-06-21T09:40:45+00:00

This woman looks like a lesbian and a pig at the same time

Sudden_Mountain · 2020-06-22T06:22:51+00:00

Yes, I totally believe her. She looks like a model.

/s

2020-06-22T11:03:06+00:00

If I looked like her. I'd shoot myself in the head. Honestly.

Title	That totally happened
Author	AdmirableFlow
Upvotes	953
Comments	169
Date	June 19, 2020 5:39 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/hc53he/that_totally_happened/
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