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[–]Rosies_brewerFDS Newbie57 points58 points59 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think I may have to bleach my eyes after reading this.
[–]YesNoMaybe87FDS Newbie56 points57 points58 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I hope he’s being sarcastic otherwise 🤮
[–]penelopekittyFDS STRATEGY COACH[S] 58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure he thinks he's being funny, but it's just disgusting. No quality woman would even entertain someone with such a lame and clueless sense of humor. I'm sure going on a date with him would be a veritable cringe fest.
[–]djfrankenjuiceFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yea I have to agree. He seems to be joking but... I don’t see the humor of it. Strap on in for laughing at his lame jokes (with him paying no regard to your comfort level with them) or him getting irritated with you for not putting on a performance of being entertained.
[–]djfrankenjuiceFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s also possible this is a bunch of venom (spun as a joke) he’s spewing because of his recent separation - and prepare to hear how awful/crazy his ex is. Your ability to assuage him that he is superior to his ex/ex’s new boyfriend/men will be the cornerstone of the relationship.
[–]Wait__No__WhatFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, maybe his soon to be ex wrote it for him.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, so funny, bro. Joking or not, it's all a big NOPE.
[–]masterofthebarkartsFDS STRATEGY COACH13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Think about - he truly believes that these are his most attractive qualities. Or at least that this won't turn a woman off so badly that her vagina slams shut like a bear trap.
What the fuck.
[–]thaiteabbysFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d swipe left after the shower 2x a week😭😭 even advertising that - I - I’m starting to think people need basic hygiene classes.
[–]Gambit12345FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the kind of guy who’d fart and belch in close range and think it hilarious. Probably has streaks in his underwear
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Line up ladies!
Poor attempts at gross humor are an automatic NO from me. Unreal. I see I'm not missing anything by being off the apps.
[–]nosynobodyFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who are the women who swipe right on such profiles. When the first statement itself is setting the bar below ground.
[–]jeanneeebeanneeeFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow I actually feel like vomiting. Holy shit.
[–]vermintyFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was taking a drink of water when I got to the McD’s cup. Almost vomited.
[–]GenometricPickmeisha™️2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OHH....this is meant to be...FUNNY...?
[–]Tam2kidsFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's probably making sure he didn't attract gold diggers
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gold diggers aren't the only he ain't attracting 🤣
[–]ErikaNaumannFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
After all that disgusting stuff... "Separated". So he still has a wife too 😂😂😂
[–]prettyexcitingnewsFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg his whole bio screams NVM. 🤪
[–]EntireTadpoleFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why is he crafting a profile aimed at his fellow frat boy Bros? He can't actually believe a woman would find this funny.
[–]penelopekittyFDS STRATEGY COACH[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's 58 years old...
[–]EntireTadpoleFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I know he is old, but men that age often have their beloved male friend groups that behave like a fraternity.
[–]pitapocket931 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, he showers twice a week... On the same day ????
[–]ShaakieFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm soooo unhygienic!!! How funny i am!!
Pff, no.
[–]breadandbunnyFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the actual fuck? What is with some men and not having hygiene? Turning underwear inside out? ...How can you be like this and then wonder why a woman doesn't want to touch you?
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[–]penelopekittyFDS STRATEGY COACH[S] 58 points59 points60 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]masterofthebarkartsFDS STRATEGY COACH13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]penelopekittyFDS STRATEGY COACH[S] 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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