Woman in her late 20s with a history of partying, sex, drugs and alcohol now looking for a stable marriage and to settle down isn’t exactly breaking news

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-12-06T01:30:56+00:00

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Pimp87 · 2020-12-05T17:24:38+00:00

Save herself at the expense of the man 😂

PlainTundra · 2020-12-05T20:14:00+00:00

Be a feminist
Needing a man to save herself

Pick one.

Tell_me_to_die · 2020-12-05T17:37:12+00:00

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Thinguy123 · 2020-12-05T18:27:23+00:00

Look at her face, isn't even trying to smile, her expression is pure sorrow and sadness.

Another cute, innocent country girl destroyed by feminism and hollywood

goatxoxoxo · 2020-12-05T17:39:03+00:00

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KaiserEspinoza · 2020-12-05T21:01:51+00:00

Inb4 she does an Ellen Page. She's already got the voice nailed.

Thinguy123 · 2020-12-05T17:43:47+00:00

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loneliness-inc · 2020-12-05T20:29:15+00:00

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Overkillengine · 2020-12-05T18:09:12+00:00

Note how it's impossible to tell if she is actually trying to fix her shit but it's pretty easy to tell that she's throwing a public pity party about it.

SuperbClick · 2020-12-05T20:08:20+00:00

Her eyes tell me she’s seen 1000...... the wall is undefeated

Diogenes-- · 2020-12-05T19:49:36+00:00

Wouldn't even touch her with another guy's dick.

LaLa_Land543 · 2020-12-05T19:06:19+00:00

Does she mean that her marriage to hemsworth was her last shot at happiness. Or saying getting married in general is the only path for her happiness

knv514 · 2020-12-05T20:44:14+00:00

She’s a TOTAL tramp. Good luck, toots.

-Fateless- · 2020-12-06T00:20:24+00:00

Remember that a Hemsworth wasn't good enough for her.

legion8784 · 2020-12-05T20:36:18+00:00

She had herself a guy with the 666 requirement, and yet it still wasn't enough...

Mortheous_Darkmere · 2020-12-05T21:12:36+00:00

Perhaps she should have found a guy that wanted her in her early 20's when she wasn't used up....

40moreyears · 2020-12-05T17:53:18+00:00

That was just publicity setup for this I can’t be saved image she’s setting up now.

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2020-12-05T21:41:17+00:00

She should marry a woman 10 years younger. With her money most women would go gay.

azurianlight · 2020-12-05T20:48:53+00:00

Morale of the story need let your daughters be involved in a Disney TV show or she can end up like Miley!

Rook_Cross · 2020-12-06T00:30:31+00:00

I have some sympathy for ones that were put through the Hollywood machine and it's abuses so young.

0mrcynic0 · 2020-12-06T01:52:22+00:00

After "Hannah Montana," she crossed the crazy line and never looked back ever since.

Already I can sense her potential marriages will end up in disaster due to being this crazy.

hmmmletmethinkboutit · 2020-12-05T20:54:23+00:00

Legit question. What does “save herself” even mean, arguably she is successful and independent. Maybe I am missing something. Does she mean that settling down would have caused her to settle down also?

BlackendLight · 2020-12-05T18:41:59+00:00

What happened?

Redmarkersaredank · 2020-12-06T02:08:10+00:00

when it comes to celebrities literally anything they do is breaking news. a celeb could fart funny and it would be bigger news than anything important going on in the world.

Klopaper · 2020-12-05T23:39:15+00:00

When I initially read Cyrus I thought they meant Cyrus the great lmao

TheLongDongOfTheLaw · 2020-12-06T00:14:55+00:00

Cyrus? She probably carries a 9mm. And the safety is always off

withrowsprings · 2020-12-06T16:15:13+00:00

Girls in 1920: I am saving myself for the marriage

Women in 2020: I am marrying to save myself

Women in 2040: ????

Sozysoto311 · 2020-12-05T22:00:50+00:00

ONEJOHNSON · 2020-12-06T00:15:36+00:00

Consequences. There are always Consequences.

taoofmojo · 2020-12-06T02:53:00+00:00

Mate liam is wasting no time he with Gabriella Brooks Hot!

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-12-06T16:56:34+00:00

https://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/funny-Miley-Cyrus-tongue.jpg

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-06T22:42:40+00:00

That would be so funny if WAATGM goes viral and she can't get any man ever because she's the most famous thot.

Ramayri · 2020-12-07T10:37:09+00:00

Hi , newbie here ^^ ,

just adding my two cents to the post:

Seen this a lot of times especially with my ex. Short blond with great body and blue eyes, who "magicly" always found her self in group bangs , being Chads gas station and even being passed around my multiple 45+ year old men (like 3 rich dudes used her like a free escort between them and they know each other).

Finally "she came to her senses" and wanted a real man. Fast forward 6 months don't care if you're a 8 or 9 out of 10 , a BROKEN person can never truly healed especially if the hurt is self inflicted!

Aldabruzzo · 2020-12-07T15:31:35+00:00

Miley Cyrus is now 28 years old.

Look at that photo. If you want to see thousand cock stare, that's it right there. Jaded. Cynical. Empty. Dead. There's death behind those eyes.

No, her body's not dead. Her soul is. She has nothing left to give a man now. Look into the eyes... There's nothing there.

JabariPark · 2020-12-05T19:47:02+00:00

It all started with "fly on the wall" before that she was all about "the climb" and "party in the usa"

2020-12-06T04:34:14+00:00

She so nice back when she was Hannah Montanna, then the rot set in...

yomo86 · 2020-12-09T14:40:21+00:00

I saw pics of her urinating on the street in broad daylight, her being nude and drunk, her being drugged. I hear her talking about depraved sex kinks. I saw she has no formal education beside basic middle school. And now, she wants to be a good responsible wife. Sounds legit

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carbonated-pee56 · 2020-12-06T01:39:24+00:00

To be fair whoever gets the chance to marry Miley Cyrus is gonna be the lucky one

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