A 45yr old lady pretending she's 37 to garner male attention. Plus she's got a shitty attitude to boot. Step right up. This queen won't be on the market for long.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-04-18T17:33:19+00:00

"This app is ageist."

Nice cope you got going there. The vast, vast majority of men are not interested in women over 40.

jeepdrvr18 · 2021-04-18T17:41:15+00:00

Really looks 55. Have fun with your dozen cats.

ogrilla99 · 2021-04-18T18:43:33+00:00

So when an older woman is prevented from seeking out younger men, that's ageist. But when an older man is prevented from seeking out younger women, that's "protecting innocent children whose brains aren't even fully formed yet from old, creepy, sexual predators." Got it.

Also, she's still married, and looking for a young, dumb side piece for fun times while she figures out what she wants to do with her husband. But I guess it's empowerment when a woman does it.

gentle_lemon · 2021-04-18T17:25:02+00:00

My guess is that she is attracted to lower value males because they are easier to intimidate and impress. Her entire profile reads like a litany of copes from a woman who damned well knows her value is dwindling by the hour, if she had any to begin with.

HeftyAdministration8 · 2021-04-18T19:12:32+00:00

Lies about her age
Dies hair weird colors at 45
Leads with "I probably won't like you"
Trying to monkey-branch from a long, stable relationship

This is close to the perfect anti-personal ad.

JagerJack7 · 2021-04-18T17:53:39+00:00

Bro she looks even older than 45. I'm into milfs I know what I am talking about, this woman is in her late 50s.

Sergey32321 · 2021-04-18T18:16:12+00:00

Huh she wants an intelligent person but believes in zodiac

ShuichiKazu · 2021-04-18T17:31:49+00:00

Step right up boys and someone please take this woman as she’s soooo amazing.

Ahhh who am I kidding she’s a cancer.

imdaad_khan · 2021-04-18T17:31:40+00:00

🎵 She’s gonna die alone. 🎵

ohthisoneworks · 2021-04-18T18:07:00+00:00

cancer

At least she has some self-awareness

styckx · 2021-04-18T18:41:11+00:00

45 and still dying her hair neon "stay away" pink.

Martellus732 · 2021-04-18T19:37:11+00:00

This women reminds of the Steve Buscemi skit "How do you do fellow kids" skit.

MachoToughGuy · 2021-04-18T19:54:00+00:00

That's gotta be the bitchiest bio I have ever read. How the hell does she expect to find a guy with an attitude like that? Old fat pig needs to go to the doctor, there's gotta be a blood clot in her body somewhere that is cutting off oxygen to her brain.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-18T18:25:02+00:00

She doesn't have time for nonsense but here she is lying about her age to attract younger men. WTF else is she lying about?

Furthermore she's lying to HERSELF if she thinks a younger man is going to put up with her salty ass attitude.

rpbb9999 · 2021-04-18T18:35:44+00:00

Actually, its amazing how many women in their 50s want guys in their 30s. Fortunately, there's lots of cats that need homes

One-Move · 2021-04-18T19:30:21+00:00

To be fair the POF owner has decided you can only match +/- 5 years or so 😂

Ok-Adeptness4906 · 2021-04-18T19:52:49+00:00

Who is encouraging women these days to express hate in the first sentence of their dating profiles?

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-04-18T18:40:40+00:00

Separated

in other words, she's looking for tingles inspired by romantic movies crap

cheemsgyaru · 2021-04-19T00:01:36+00:00

Never dated anyone in my age group

Ummm Getting some female predator vibes

mustangfrank · 2021-04-18T19:57:09+00:00

She: I probably won’t like you.

Me: The feeling is mutual.

What an opening line from someone who looks 10-15 years older than she states? She only dates men with pick-ups. Good thing I just purchased a 2021 Dodge Challenger RT Scat Pack, so now, I don’t have to deal with her. I just don’t get why women advertise themselves as insufferable bitches, and think that is a selling point to men? It is no wonder she is single. I don’t know what is worse, her looks or her attitude?

yourcarlosdanger · 2021-04-18T21:47:01+00:00

She wants guys 10 or 20 or 25 years younger than her but no hookups or FWB. Umhmmm. Ya.

Sid_Insidious · 2021-04-18T23:25:43+00:00

Try that as a man...

"Yeah, I'm not 37 I'm actually 45 but this app is ageist and I like younger humans".

LOLOLOLOL.

Fucking females and their fucking female privilege eh?

reignoferror00 · 2021-04-18T19:31:01+00:00

"This queen won't be on the market for long"

and I read through this whole thing hoping for a mention of a factory recall. no such luck.

TopShelfPrivilege · 2021-04-18T19:34:16+00:00

More about me

Cancer

Not how she means it, but she's definitely cancer.

disposablepurplepill · 2021-04-18T19:50:35+00:00

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ronoda12 · 2021-04-18T19:33:08+00:00

Trash belongs to the garbage can

NickTesla2018 · 2021-04-18T19:40:10+00:00

What a miserable cooze.

leredditnpc · 2021-04-18T23:13:35+00:00

Women do this often actually, they make an absolute test wishlist profile and then they can claim all the good men are gone when they don’t get any bites.

Being the gatekeepers of sex they have no concept of selling themselves, they just think we’ll I’m a cunt and someone will take me.

swiftdickens · 2021-04-19T02:08:42+00:00

Imagine if a 50 year old guy made a profile claiming that he only deals with much younger women. He’s be shamed and called a sugar daddy.

saberwarthog · 2021-04-18T20:05:31+00:00

Wow, so first of all : "Yeah, I'm not 37 but 45 because this app is ageist". Nope lady, you are a liar, and that's not a good way to start anything in the realm of dating, right ?
After all, I know that if I say I'm 7 feet tall and I'm not at all (to bypass the heightism "in dating apps" dear), I won't have any success...
So why does she think she would be able to pull this off ?

Second, i have a little question : I'm not totally knowledgeable of the US degrees system, but "Graduate degree" means at least 5 years of college for a Master's Degree, right ?
How come she wasn't able to pick up a second language in the meantime ???
I only got 3 years of college education (I got what's called a "Professional License" here in France), and I'm almost fluent in English, got basics of Spanish, some basic words in Japanese & Finnish...

For the rest, the usual "I'm not rude, I'm sarcastic", "I won't fix you", "have your shit together" and the aposematist hair... Yeah, the usual.

ThrowAway_Dantes · 2021-04-18T21:19:26+00:00

At her age I’m gonna assume the “cancer” doesn’t mean her star sign.

But that she’s battled/battling cancer.

What a catch. 45 my ass lmao

coloradocaniac · 2021-04-18T21:53:46+00:00

Sure you don't mean 55?

coloradocaniac · 2021-04-18T21:55:30+00:00

"I probably won't like you." Ever heard of flies and honey?

Futureman999 · 2021-04-18T22:08:20+00:00

38-40 is when attention from normal straight men drops off a cliff. She's five years past that, but still can't stop criticizing the men from her past and men in general. Hard pass

BlindMaestro · 2021-04-18T22:14:15+00:00

Sometimes it seems like their bios are repulsive by design. No one can unintentionally be so off-putting.

realmtraveller · 2021-04-19T10:15:13+00:00

Contradictions. Wants dating but nothing serious, but doesn't wat fwb or hookups. How can dating not be serious if you are into each other? Doesn't want smokers but smke pot. Real jobs are not real unless industrial or farming and done by men with pick up trucks. Shes 45 but identifies herself as 37. She likes younger people even though she's not younger. Well maybe the 37 year old prefer younger and not older people.

newtomtl83 · 2021-04-18T21:18:54+00:00

She sounds loud and obnoxious.

kidruhil · 2021-04-18T23:47:15+00:00

Younger dudes? Lol wut

IoSonCalaf · 2021-04-18T20:14:53+00:00

OH MY GOD

kyledontcare · 2021-04-18T21:00:10+00:00

Yeah she definitely looks like 45. Time to be strong and independent.

2021-04-19T00:08:08+00:00

The only young males she is going to get are small, furry and have pointy ears.

Aaron_Hungwell · 2021-04-19T03:22:46+00:00

Ahh yeah - PoF. Ageist? Nah: it’s just trying to avoid creepers. Enjoy your cats!

karmaman12345 · 2021-04-19T05:29:45+00:00

You prefer the company of younger humans? Yeah so do they.

CondensedBemusement · 2021-04-19T10:17:37+00:00

Oh FFS.

What is it with these women who think that being a complete bitch is attractive to men?

The attitude in that profile reeks! Everything she said just screams

I am so far up myself I'm almost inside out!

SCCock · 2021-04-19T13:19:02+00:00

Looking for younger guys? Is she trying to dig her talons into a guy that is still working when she hits her 70s?

aniononion · 2021-04-24T18:28:48+00:00

It's amazing how the less desirable they are - the more they demand. It would make more sense the other way around. A pretty 25 year old with a kind personality should be demanding more than a ragged 45 year old with a bitter personality.

KangarooCrapper · 2021-04-19T02:52:34+00:00

She gives off that teacher vibe going after...

EffectiveBlackCat · 2021-04-19T12:51:41+00:00

Even an archeologist won't pick up a 45yo mummy.

DrDog09 · 2021-04-20T10:18:26+00:00

What a lack of fashion sense. Purple hair NEVER goes with blue eyes! Oh the rest of her is a wreck as well. Swipe left for that one.

Devilsgun · 2021-04-21T03:22:12+00:00

Blah blah blah GAME OVER LADY

You had your shot and fucked it all up a long, long time ago.

itsandrewbuck · 2021-04-21T16:37:37+00:00

I knew I could stop reading when she led off with "I probably won't like you." Perfect. Thanks for letting me know so I don't waste any more time.

And POF won't let you search beyond +/- 12 years difference. WTF?!? A cougar in a wool cap? Ooooh, there's a prize for a 21 year old, and she gets to make the same mistakes all over now that she's in her mid-40's. You can't fix stupid.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2021-04-21T19:14:01+00:00

As a middle aged guy, I would not date a woman that dyes her hair an unnatural color (i.e. purple or green).

Obnoxiousjimmyjames · 2021-04-29T03:31:57+00:00

Lies about her age, brags about how "intelligent" she is, because she has a graduate degree in women's studies.

Does anyone have her number?

CoachPRIPecho · 2021-05-11T06:51:13+00:00

45 and looks 55 with a shit personality. Only face pic means she is fat as hell and does take care of herself.

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