Tinder Tramp

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-04-09T09:07:42+00:00

Decent weekend post, and cautions less-experienced men on what kind of garbage is out there.

OP, I re-flaired it "psycho bitch" as that flair definition is more fitting. The "tramp" flair is for women who are still seeking commitment, but doing so through trashy pictures and behavior.

A complete guide to the different flairs can be found in the link in rule 9 on the sidebar, as well as the sidebar link New Carols Unlocked! at the bottom of the link flair section on the sidebar.

SammySilver09 · 2021-04-09T07:28:50+00:00

Just charge a guy $54 to have sex. You can skip steps 1- 4 and avoid STDS. But that's just me mansplaining and trying to make things more efficient 😏

FatherUnbannable · 2021-04-09T07:29:55+00:00

That's just being a prostitute with extra steps.

Why not just charge 20 per bj on the corner. 3 guys sucked off quick and you are a bit richer than with the scam.

Ihave2hands415 · 2021-04-09T08:51:40+00:00

In Europe where prostitution is legal. They charge 60euro for 30mins. She’s pricing herself lower than that....

WysDaWolf · 2021-04-09T08:40:39+00:00

In what way is she not a prostitute?

Dedrian75 · 2021-04-09T06:49:18+00:00

This is just theft with extra steps. Why not just rob the poor guy so that way he at least knows he’s getting robbed you trashy bitch.

ryohazuki224 · 2021-04-09T12:31:12+00:00

Flaw in that plan: The guy says he wants to keep it.
Flaw 2 in that plan: The guy says he had a vasectomy and that its impossible for him to conceive.

thomas_boonty_box · 2021-04-09T09:19:42+00:00

Cheap whore lol

sony_anumo · 2021-04-09T09:29:27+00:00

IUD? more like IED

TacticalTacktleneck · 2021-04-09T13:08:11+00:00

Hitting it raw with randoms is pretty much begging for STDs

Chadley_Doushay · 2021-04-09T11:23:43+00:00

Or you could just charge for sex. Hookers make 100-250 per pop

axone_guy · 2021-04-09T11:28:20+00:00

How in the world is plan B $54? Where I am from it just about $2-$3.

BrownSugar_99 · 2021-04-09T12:25:57+00:00

All that for 54 dollars?! Just get a fucking job

2021-04-09T11:34:30+00:00

Based on her disgusting look and demeanor I wouldnt let a stray dogs dick near her let alone my own

monalisaov3rdriv3 · 2021-04-09T10:13:29+00:00

I usually find the women in the picture and report posts like this to the irs

jzck20 · 2021-04-09T11:44:16+00:00

Extorting men will be fun and all till the time she catches something

At that point, her life is going to be miserable

Not mine

2021-04-09T12:41:26+00:00

Or just... become a prostitute?

vhiran · 2021-04-09T14:54:21+00:00

STDs don't exi--

AtomicMGTOW · 2021-04-09T22:22:28+00:00

Great, and after 1000 dicks she can buy a 2007 Hyundai with 150,000 miles on it. A perfect match.

sacandbaby · 2021-04-09T11:55:07+00:00

Seriously thinking 54 dollars is a plan.

Aimasrightnut · 2021-04-09T16:47:58+00:00

this is just a joke guys. Chill.

edit: spelling mistake

3Piper · 2021-04-09T18:15:07+00:00

Not a very smart business plan though! I always buy the Plan B pill for the gold digger and have her take it in my presence so I am sure she is not just going to throw it away. lol

SCCock · 2021-04-09T08:02:23+00:00

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_DonDraper_ · 2021-04-09T10:51:12+00:00

She forgot about step 3.5. “Nah bitch”, pulling out

throwawaygoodvibess · 2021-04-09T18:33:53+00:00

Roundabout prostitution

TheDemonWhoComes · 2021-04-09T19:20:26+00:00

this is just prostitution with extra steps and lower wage

yamthepowerful · 2021-04-10T01:38:05+00:00

This sub is just filled with humorless virgins.

person1_23 · 2021-04-10T03:47:19+00:00

50 buck prostitute

Vidar34 · 2021-04-10T13:19:22+00:00

So, she's a hooker who's so bad at her job that she has to trick her clients into paying her.

halwasdeleted · 2021-04-10T17:39:43+00:00

So wait, 54$ for a quick pump and dump? Not a bad price. Ill pay that but ima use a condom anyway.

CartNip · 2021-04-10T21:55:04+00:00

For 54$ really? Really? Is your time that worthless? Go do something productive. I honestly almost feel bad for this one.

FirefighterOk6944 · 2021-04-20T10:42:52+00:00

So... she's basically a prostitute that charges $54? Wouldn't it be more efficient just to advertise that?

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-04-09T07:38:27+00:00

whats an IUD?

CrimbusIsOver · 2021-04-09T10:14:45+00:00

That just sounds like prostitution with extra steps.

pugdogsarecool · 2021-04-09T10:18:37+00:00

But you could charge so much more for sex!

MrHupfDohle · 2021-04-09T12:09:51+00:00

Get Aids.
Die young in prison cause you spread HIV to others.

BlackWinterShinigami · 2021-04-09T13:00:10+00:00

She's gonna meet that one dude who will go buy the plan b pill and keep receipt = no $54 for her. Or she'll eventually meet the dude who has aids/hiv....that's when she'll become most dangerous. She would be the type to spread it while sticking to her plan

SCCock · 2021-04-09T15:18:52+00:00

Doesn't sound like a sustainable business model.

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2021-04-09T15:27:15+00:00

Not a great plan.

2021-04-09T16:47:28+00:00

Omfg prostitute for 54 dollars...

Damn that's just sad. A woman with self esteem wouldn't price herself that damn low not nearly so. I mean a woman with self esteem would never be a prostitute point blank period and wouldn't fu*k strangers either but here we are

Confluence_2 · 2021-04-09T16:50:30+00:00

Holy STDs, batman.

Imagine being this stupid. Also, imagine running a long con for $54

42252252 · 2021-04-09T16:52:30+00:00

I just learned about the obscure hobby of Japanese fleshlight collecting, and from the looks of it, $25-50 a pop would be a much better use than wining and dining (even the coffee) than exposing yourself to so much risk (which is lifelong, given their ability to document and passively incriminate anyone without actual wrongdoing in the public eye).

This is actually cheap, the most common one is the abortion money, which is a scarier can of worms if they get a hold on your family. Boomers and older GenX parents are particularly naïve and giving when some rando shows up demanding $1100 for an abortion.

Hey, would you look at that, your well-to-do family is just so nice, she decided she wants to keep it. Now your mom is forcing you to accept paternity for come other douche's baby or be exiled from the family! Wow, that 5/10 starfish sex was totally worth it!!!!

TheApricotCavalier · 2021-04-09T17:28:51+00:00

Ever notice how money & sex are intertwined for them?

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-04-09T18:03:05+00:00

I defer to the experts. But don't pros charge more than $54? Seems like she's selling her own services short.

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-04-09T18:56:01+00:00

"Evolution of the species"

donotvotemedown · 2021-04-09T19:25:54+00:00

So she is a raw dog prostitute for only $50

raviolipocketoli1836 · 2021-04-09T20:40:35+00:00

Or wait 2 weeks and send a fake pregnancy test stick and ask for $500+

all_tha_sauce · 2021-04-09T20:57:10+00:00

Why is it that women can say "Kill all men" but can't kill calories?

Valueaddedwater · 2021-04-10T00:48:27+00:00

Gonna cost her more than that for the AZT or combo pills when she gets a does of teh Aids

uberduger · 2021-04-10T01:24:44+00:00

If you have no morals and are ugly enough to not be worth charging $54 for your prostitution, this is a pretty good tip.

But if you don't look like a whale with the face of a smashed crab, just do good old fashioned ho'ing, and charge at least $55 per go.

Gaiinahat · 2021-04-10T03:52:26+00:00

Passing on Keisha the Kave Kooch. No telling what's living up in there, and I prefer women that don't make me feel like I'm fucking a bucket of water. 😎

AmiablePenguin · 2021-04-09T10:34:32+00:00

Flair is an understatement.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-04-09T10:48:46+00:00

I was sure I had seen this before. I think the original actually replaces the Plan B for a several hundred dollar abortion

coke501 · 2021-04-09T12:24:05+00:00

And then she calls herself a buisness-owner in her OLD-profile.

BrazilianShitgma · 2021-04-09T12:57:19+00:00

Sounds like prostitution with a few extra steps

ItalianMeatBoi · 2021-04-09T13:48:01+00:00

HIV, here it cums!

BlueLantern84 · 2021-04-09T13:53:00+00:00

“it”

The_Legend_Of_All · 2021-04-09T14:34:19+00:00

what bruh

Title	Tinder Tramp
Author	FPSanalyst9000
Upvotes	883
Comments	132
Date	April 9, 2021 6:39 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/mnbd44/tinder_tramp/
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