Wants to settle down and get serious but remember (it’s not yours)

EvenJesusHChrist · 2021-07-06T17:08:03+00:00

Come pay full price for the leftover crumbs.

LaLa_Land543 · 2021-07-06T17:10:30+00:00

Good to hear she enjoys her plants and pets. 50-70 years of them ahead.

OhBarnacles_007 · 2021-07-06T17:15:01+00:00

"Now that I partied around, did all those things, was a complete ho, and now to the point no one sees me as valuable anymore I need a "real guy" to come and pay for it all. And no guarantee I won't cheat and ruin your life."

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2021-07-06T18:21:48+00:00

For the various elites who promote polyamory, polygamy and expressions like “pan sexuality”, I hope they are happy. Sure, highly educated / high earning people can engage in such behavior with only minimal issues, but the low-classes cannot afford to engage in such behavior, more frankly, society cannot deal with a lowerclass who embraces such ethics.

mustangfrank · 2021-07-06T18:37:13+00:00

She hates the government that she will be taking resources from. sounds like a HRC voter.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-07-06T18:22:25+00:00

"Do I sound fun yet"?

No, you sound like a confused virtue signaling hot mess.

Enjoy your cats!

_Nequis_ · 2021-07-06T19:54:33+00:00

Funny how she hates the government, the same government that's gonna fund her total lack of responsibility and impulse control.

steveguster · 2021-07-06T19:02:01+00:00

This girl isn’t like other girls…this one hates racism. Some things should be a given, yes?

tiernach · 2021-07-06T19:27:56+00:00

Any chick that has any weird sexuality in her bio should be a hard no.

theRobertX · 2021-07-06T18:23:06+00:00

Pansexual. Baby bump.

I want to see her next boy so I can laugh hysterically at him

Bodhisattva-13 · 2021-07-06T17:34:15+00:00

When I started reading I knew there was a catch and like clockwork she’s a single mom.

Frankwest2 · 2021-07-06T17:13:58+00:00

Gross

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-07-06T17:20:52+00:00

Yet another textbook example of AF/BB in action.

esteban1337 · 2021-07-06T18:59:51+00:00

"Do I sound fun yet?"

Nah, I'm good.

TheSigilStone · 2021-07-06T21:17:21+00:00

Starting out with a "I'll be honest." kinda implies that you're never honest and are a pathological liar. She says she doesn't like to party and all that but she probably does and will most likely hide her phone during a relationship. This is definitely a hard swipe left.

houseoftolstoy · 2021-07-06T22:45:32+00:00

You must think other men are stupid if you feel the need to point out that the baby is "not yours." Trust me, we know. And I am sure you are now looking for a relationship as a result of a hookup. Funny how that works these days. In fact it is downright insulting to the men you are seeking to be in a relationship only happens right after you are pregnant and not a moment before.

JakeDC · 2021-07-06T23:00:26+00:00

no, it's not yours

Bold of her to pretend that she knows who the father is.

Top-Comedian6204 · 2021-07-07T03:48:08+00:00

I’m glad that guys in our generation are waking up. I know so many old man that got wrecked during divorce, I’ve never met an old man that said he can’t wait to get home and see his wife. Social media is like throwing a monkey wrench x80 so if you’re in this Reddit discussion don’t forget the things we have gained knowledge from. I know an old man that married a girl and they were married for 5 years but, only 2 years were happy and his dad gave him a condo in Panama City beach but, during the divorce the judge gave his wife the 500 thousand dollar condo and the old mans business the gas station he started.....and the old man said he almost drank and smoked himself to death over that pain. My ex has a 5 year old baby and she tried to get me to “come over” I’m 22 and she’s 22 and she hit me up the other day and I just told her I don’t wanna be a step dad ever, much less at 22. My mom would freaking kill me if I signed up to take care of another mans kid in my early 20s. She broke up with me and tried to find better, she found trouble, now I’m investing, reading, working out being the best I can be everyday. Girls wanna wait at the finish line to pick the best guy, hey and if you want extra tips check out Darius m on YouTube.. he is brilliant and I listen to him while I’m working out sometimes. He speaks straight facts.

PirateDocBrown · 2021-07-06T19:54:38+00:00

PnD, ghost before she goes into labor.
Protect yourself:
Never give your real name or address,
Always barrier.

From the streets, for the streets.
Next.

Gaiinahat · 2021-07-06T22:30:48+00:00

"Pansexual"

Back in my day, we called them try-sexuals, as in willing to try anything: tree stump, chickens, mud, you name it, they'll try it.

Corran_Halcyon · 2021-07-06T23:23:43+00:00

Hates the government. Who does she think is paying for her kid? Big daddy government.

Reminds me of the tea party screaming for the government to keep their hands off their medicare....a government program....

kyledontcare · 2021-07-06T21:36:24+00:00

She already had the hookup.

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2021-07-06T17:11:31+00:00

Sounds fun besides the baby on board and the pansexual status!

One-Move · 2021-07-06T18:01:48+00:00

No, not yet, you buy me a new Ferrari, make me a steak and suck my dick?

Natriumzyanid · 2021-07-06T19:08:43+00:00

If you stick your dick in this howsoever pregnant plantlover, its your fault!

CEII13 · 2021-07-06T22:33:17+00:00

"I'll be honest, not a fan of partying *anymore."

Plazmatron44 · 2021-07-07T00:09:13+00:00

I feel sorry for the kid, with a mother like that his mountain to climb will be covered in barbed wire.

PopularBug5 · 2021-07-07T01:03:49+00:00

"I enjoy tending to my houseplants and spending time with my various pets. Love sci-fi, fiction, conspiracies."

All she has to do is to remove everything else on her profile and expand on this paragraph. Then her bio will be a good quality bio.

But nope, she just have to parade her bastard child growing in her belly while demanding a traditional marriage. Of course she has to reveal tidbits of her being a triggertard and a criminal sympathizer too.

Trash.

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-07-07T10:03:11+00:00

RP truths pictured here:

False Chastity

You say you're not into partying, but your impending trophy from the bareback Olympics says otherwise. Just because you say "I'll be honest" doesn't mean we're gonna believe you.

Bailout (AF/BB)

Every single mother wants the next guy who comes along to give more than the father of her children.

chuck-u_farley · 2021-07-07T16:00:50+00:00

What the fuck is a "pansexual"? You either like dudes, chicks, or both? What, she likes fucking half-human/half goats?

shinzo123123 · 2021-07-06T17:38:22+00:00

Yikes

MrHistoryLesson · 2021-07-06T19:36:04+00:00

No it's not yours! 😂😂😂🤙🤙

Bitch you don goofed

kyledontcare · 2021-07-06T21:40:06+00:00

Thanks, I'll have my fun on my own.

Devilsgun · 2021-07-08T03:14:00+00:00

Oh man, that poor Chadspawn is fucked.

Mother is a dumb cunt and has a shitbag attitude. At best she'll land a low-T bumblefuck that will only illustrate how much manlier his/her dad is when he's out on parole, which will no doubt result in a LOT of angst in their middling suburban hell hole when they ask mom why she didn't stick with the Chad Dad

No_Valuable827 · 2021-07-08T16:15:24+00:00

Why would any sane man want to go through an incredibly traumatic and stressful life event with someone to care for a child that isn't his? What is this woman thinking?

Pregnancy is tough. The first year of having a baby is tough. Getting up at all hours. Its an endless feed, change, nurse, sleep. You never get a full night's sleep. The woman gets crazy and goes through post-partum depression. So much cleaning, organizing, shopping, and doctors visits have to be done. You are constantly tired, stressed, and alone with an infant while your partner sleeps. You spend money like its water on diapers and stuff.

I went through this twice. It was worth it for me because they were my children whom I love dearly. But I could not imagine any scenario where I could commit to an already pregnant woman.

DrDog09 · 2021-07-06T18:03:57+00:00

Sign up for that and your 'step child' might be a baby with a horse head.

Traksimuss · 2021-07-06T21:51:05+00:00

I thought her anthem was 'Looking for a clueless mark'.

black_snake_m0an · 2021-07-06T23:27:16+00:00

I refuse to believe these people are real anymore. Too many unlikeable pregnant women on tinder, I refuse to accept that there are so many people out there with absolutely no tact. Pansexual pregnant sjw? It just sounds like a troll.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-07-07T02:21:19+00:00

Hates the government, but votes for bigger government and will be taking handouts from the government for the rest of her life.

smfuel87 · 2021-07-07T03:43:31+00:00

Panaderiasexual.

topmgmt · 2021-07-07T05:21:33+00:00

"do I sound fun yet"?.....No. You do not.

coloradocaniac · 2021-07-07T05:55:58+00:00

"It's not yours."

No, but my time is, and only friends and family get that.

Emphasis on family.

MastermindX · 2021-07-07T07:17:20+00:00

"Chilling and chatting" doesn't result in babies.

Mister_McDerp · 2021-07-07T09:14:18+00:00

No. No you don't, to be quite frank.

tharkyllinus · 2021-07-07T10:36:00+00:00

Loads of fun. Watching someone elses spawn grow inside you. Thrills.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-07-07T11:54:17+00:00

Not a fan of birth control either. : (

MRMRising · 2021-07-07T12:46:33+00:00

"Hates the Government"

Except when that Gov is taking men's tax dollars and funneling them into programs that benefit women.

bartbitsu · 2021-07-07T14:52:04+00:00

She got pregnant from a pan?

Ok-Adeptness4906 · 2021-07-07T16:19:37+00:00

Pansexual = male, female, adult, child, geriatric, human, other, alive, not alive.....

SCCock · 2021-07-09T03:19:53+00:00

The only appealing part of this ad is that she is 296 miles away, which makes it unlikely that I will ever run into this creature.

Rayzor_debiker · 2021-07-09T06:43:29+00:00

Wretched whore. Pardon my french but lets all get over this politically correct bullshit and call a spade a spade.

RedPilledLife · 2021-07-09T14:07:10+00:00

What the fuck is a pansexual?

Is she doing it with or on or in pan's

I must be getting old 😂

willgeld · 2021-07-10T21:22:14+00:00

Pets and a kid on the way. No thanks. She hates racist and misogyny, does she also hate theft and murder? That’s not a personality trait

GreenAbbreviations91 · 2021-07-13T18:12:55+00:00

Tattoo and spirituality fits in perfectly with cum dumpster

MorbidDiathesis666 · 2021-07-14T03:23:49+00:00

No, you don't sound fun at all.

8LinesOfWockMGP · 2021-07-06T22:06:05+00:00

I'd say the only good thing about this cunt is that you can cum in her without worrying about getting her pregnant.

Title	Wants to settle down and get serious but remember (it’s not yours)
Author	kuroyuki-okami
Upvotes	215
Comments	109
Date	July 6, 2021 5:04 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/oez73f/wants_to_settle_down_and_get_serious_but_remember/
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