Been a weird few weeks but nothing beat the text messages I started receiving from my ex-wife’s new husband’s mistress, begging me to rescue my ex wife from an “abusive” marriage. Mind you, she made false accusations of abuse against me to try to get my children from my first marriage (not her kids) taken away from me.

Karma has been swift in this case.

Stay frosty, friends. My new paramour is herself divorced, makes as much money as I do and never wants to get married again. And looks like a runway model.