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[–]lonelybones1FDS Newbie76 points77 points78 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I would reply: "How about you shut up under that mask?" 😂
[–]AyyyDHD_lmaoFDS Newbie38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know they aren't wearing one 😂🙄
[–]PasdepromessesFDS Disciple50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even rando’s feel like they have ownership of the bodies of women they don’t know.
[–]I_Am_Jacks_WhiskeyFDS Newbie48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
A male coworker who I hardly ever speak to told me to smile the other day as I was obviously looking for a trash can. A trash can. Like any woman, I hated being told to smile in the grocery store or at the gas station, but that was all pre-Corona. Thankfully, hadn’t heard a “Smiiiiile!” comment since masks became a way of life. I pointed out to this scrote that I was wearing a mask. That he couldn’t see the lower half of my face anyways. I thought this would deter him. His golden answer? “Oh. So just smile big enough so that your eyes crinkle, so I can tell!”
Looking for a f*cking trash can.
[–]glazedhamsterFDS Newbie48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The trash can was right there all the time, telling you to smile.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂
[–]fetchingmorbidFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My go to when these sentient tumors drop that line is, "Who are you the fucking face police?"
[–]MakeURegretFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wish there were a find my iphone for the faith in humanity I just lost reading that.
[–]idiopathictendenciesFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Time to pull out the blood capsules from Halloween, bite dem bitches and flash a quick smile at that pathetic MF. RUN FUCK BOI RUN.
[–]verusckaFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love this idea
[–]ladydigitsmithFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“No, but I am dialing mental health services in my purse because you’re delusional.”
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is my nightmare 😂 How many times have we all been told to "smile" by strange men? I hate them lol.
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[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good lord. I had a male lawyer who told me to cover up my chest because it could make me look bad. Someone had ran a stop sign and I was trying to fight getting blamed for it lol. Also I have a huge (natural) chest on a tiny body so just about any dress shirt put them on display. God I was pissed.
[–]Newwavesupport3657FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Get a muzzle mutt.”
[–]X_ActFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Does anyone else feel like men in public are still staring at you in the eyes, even with a full on mask?
[–]bigtoebigtoeFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Fuck, whenever a man tells me to smile, my face automatically smiles as soon as they say it! I don't know how to stop that, why am I like this???
[–]mercybenelliFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go with the smile and exaggerate it until you look borderline insane.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I automatically get mad as hell and say something nasty to them. I never regret it😂
[–]bigtoebigtoeFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wish i was like that, I don't even have time to think about it, my face is smiling on its own already and I'm dying on the inside
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am a smiley mf but I become Queen Bitch If some "man" tells me I should. I was probably like you in the past, but almost 30 years of that shit and I am DONE lol.
[–]FitncurlyFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Goddamn I hate this
[–]nr2596FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I bartend and I get the smile comment relentlessly. It makes me so mad I don’t get it. I would never imagine telling somebody to smile like what if they’re grandma just died or something it’s so rude.
[–]eastisfuckedFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I work in a bar, the men are DESPICABLE holy fuck. Every single shift, there's always something.
[–]Newwavesupport3657FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like the roast comments lol
[–]allthatswrong1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was just thinking today how I no longer have to do performative smiling, and how nice that is.
[–]barmitzvahmoneyFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally my mouth is constantly hanging open breathing heavily under my mask
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[–]I_Am_Jacks_WhiskeyFDS Newbie48 points49 points50 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]ladydigitsmithFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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