Cringe

nosynobody · 2020-04-07T05:12:40+00:00

And she's been settling ever since.

This is why married women are unhappier than single women.

Hennyyenni · 2020-04-07T05:29:18+00:00

Low value dudes be like “that was enough for her”

Like men should always strive to impress and be way more than enough for their women. Low value dudes always wanna brag and be flashy until it comes to their women and then it’s like “I spent 2 dollars on our date 😎” yeah fuck right off

SarcasmSlide · 2020-04-07T14:23:48+00:00

...and I could tell that this was enough for her.

There you have it. In plain language.

CountBubblegum · 2020-04-07T08:20:49+00:00

Well... It seems okay if they were twelve or something.

blk_grl_lvl_up · 2020-04-07T14:26:05+00:00

Unless his was in kindergarten during this first date this is absolutely embarrassing. Like bro wtf. Even if you are broke AF you couldn’t go to the supermarket and get ingredients for a real meal and a bottle of wine. Is any effort above 0% now high maintenance? Lord, please hear my prayers to make me asexual.

lilitha134 · 2020-04-07T07:43:22+00:00

I mean, men who are fine with offering (not even) the bare minimum and women who are willing to accept it, do belong with each other.... So good for them!

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-04-07T04:20:31+00:00

Fuck. That. Shit.

Yianna_F · 2020-04-07T04:18:23+00:00

iT wAs iN dA sPiCe i'm TeLLinG yA gUyZ! 😏😏😏 iTs aLwAyZ dA sPicE WiTh dA LaDiEz! 😎😎😎

pLuS i mAkE qUiTe dA gRiLLeD cHeeSe aNd sAusAgE iF u KnOw wHaT i mEaN 😉😉😉

oH aNd i LikE mE wOmYn DoWn 2 EaRtH, 🌍HuMbLe aNd ~~LaW~~ LoW ~~eFfoRt~~ mAinTeNaNcE! 🤓

cherieblosum · 2020-04-07T14:35:28+00:00

This is why you set high expectations early on. Don't settle for less.

siberiansummer · 2020-04-07T04:48:44+00:00

At least she is not a gold digger like all them FDS biaches 😂

ErikaNaumann · 2020-04-07T12:00:50+00:00

" that was 13 years ago" Meanwhile he cheated on her multiple times, she pays half the bills, does all the chores in the house, and has to pretend to orgasm because it has been 13 years since she had one. But that's enough for her 👍

Nifteroni-and-Cheese · 2020-04-07T13:34:20+00:00

“ I figured out what the bare minimum was, so that’s what she’s been getting for 13 years!”

YveisGrey · 2020-04-07T16:33:39+00:00

Honestly sounds like they may have been in High School or even middle school (13 years ago, we held hands?) and really thats the only time a “date” like this could be excusable lol but then again we got grown men with full time jobs trying to pull off theses “dates” so who really knows

Crushed_Avocado · 2020-04-07T05:22:42+00:00

Gross

idiosyncraticg1 · 2020-04-07T17:52:14+00:00

What the hell is frozen corn and how do you spice it up?!

plutunic · 2020-04-07T09:42:45+00:00

COULDN'T BE ME

Dismal-Storm · 2020-04-07T23:02:13+00:00

Really depends on their age, it's kind of cute if they are teens.

Title	Cringe
Author	greenteaapplepie69
Upvotes	236
Comments	40
Date	April 7, 2020 4:13 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/fwdt9a/cringe/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/cringe.678821 https://theredarchive.com/post/678821

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