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[–]nosynobodyFDS Newbie229 points230 points231 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And she's been settling ever since.
This is why married women are unhappier than single women.
[–]YveisGreyFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think girlfriends are even more unhappy because for whatever reason that stage has become one where women compete for the role of wife when really it’s supposed to be the man courting the woman for the privilege of having a wife.
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice162 points163 points164 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Low value dudes be like “that was enough for her”
Like men should always strive to impress and be way more than enough for their women. Low value dudes always wanna brag and be flashy until it comes to their women and then it’s like “I spent 2 dollars on our date 😎” yeah fuck right off
[–]pinkyberriesFDS Disciple34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They think it's enough just because she does not voice her opinion on it. If she dares to say she is unsatisfied she gets called a gold digger.
[–]SarcasmSlideFDS Disciple26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and I could tell that this was enough for her.
There you have it. In plain language.
[–]CountBubblegumFDS Newbie91 points92 points93 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well... It seems okay if they were twelve or something.
[–]blk_grl_lvl_upFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless his was in kindergarten during this first date this is absolutely embarrassing. Like bro wtf. Even if you are broke AF you couldn’t go to the supermarket and get ingredients for a real meal and a bottle of wine. Is any effort above 0% now high maintenance? Lord, please hear my prayers to make me asexual.
[–]lilitha134Pickmeisha™️62 points63 points64 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I mean, men who are fine with offering (not even) the bare minimum and women who are willing to accept it, do belong with each other.... So good for them!
[–]wegonfuckornahFDS Newbie33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, weed each other out of the dating pool
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice138 points139 points140 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Fuck. That. Shit.
[–]alivebut-justbarelyFDS Apprentice116 points117 points118 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That date is literally just a regular weeknight after a long day of work when you're too lazy to cook. He should be ashamed and so should she for settling for that nonsense.
[–]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 93 points94 points95 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lmao Scrotes are downvoting all our comments- they must be extra salty 😳😩💦💦
[–]Yianna_FFDS Disciple58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nAhHhh jUsT jEaLouS oF mY BiG DiCk eNerGy 🍆💪🤹♂️
🤣🤣🤣
[–]Yianna_FFDS Disciple63 points64 points65 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
wHy LuV??? wHaTz wRonG WiTh gRiLLeD cHeeSe??? 😢😢😢
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice47 points48 points49 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
fInE cUiSiNe!1!1 🤡
[–]Yianna_FFDS Disciple50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
(🤣🤣🤣)
aS a mAn i aGrEe! sAmE 4 cOrN! fRoZen 4 LiFe!
Edit to add: scrotes are so mad we're downvoted to oblivion sis! 🤣🤣🤣
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
AcKtUawAlY fRoZzIn KoRn R sOoPiReeOR!
[–]Yianna_FFDS Disciple36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
i aLwAyZ kNeW u wErE nOt LiKe dA oDeR oNeZ 🥰🥰🥰
u mAkE mE cUm LiKe nO oThEr wOmyN 💦💦💦
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤦♀️
[–]Yianna_FFDS Disciple75 points76 points77 points 6 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
iT wAs iN dA sPiCe i'm TeLLinG yA gUyZ! 😏😏😏 iTs aLwAyZ dA sPicE WiTh dA LaDiEz! 😎😎😎
pLuS i mAkE qUiTe dA gRiLLeD cHeeSe aNd sAusAgE iF u KnOw wHaT i mEaN 😉😉😉
oH aNd i LikE mE wOmYn DoWn 2 EaRtH, 🌍HuMbLe aNd LaW LoW eFfoRt mAinTeNaNcE! 🤓
[–]GypsymarzFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I always look forward to your comments lmao
[–]Yianna_FFDS Disciple33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
oHhHh....aNodA LaDy fUn fAn!!! 🤗🤗🤗 hOw u dOiNg bEaUtiFuL??? 😏😏😏
(🤣🤣🤣 Thanks sis!)
[–]GypsymarzFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
wYd? WaNt To CuM oVeR and WAtCH ToGeR KiNG whiLE I mAKE nO EFfoRT?
[–]Yianna_FFDS Disciple26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(No, no sis! I'm the guy here! You play the blushing flattered pickme maid!)
wHaT u sAyinG wOmYn??? u ToOk aWaY mY OnLy dAtE iDeA??? 😱😢😞
[–]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I’m DEAD 😂😂😂
[–]Yianna_FFDS Disciple26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
😱😱😱 mE aNd mY pEaNuT DeNniS PeNiS WiLL bRiNg u bAcK 2 LiFe LuV!!! 💪💪💪
LemMiE gEt iT oUt!!! 🍆🍆🍆
[–]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist[S] 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
💀💀💀
bUttTtt bUttT mUhhh DiCk DiDn'T wOrk???? 🤔🤔🤔😞😞😞😢😢😢
RIP Greenteaapplepie69 mY LuV!!!
[–]cherieblosumFDS Disciple9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why you set high expectations early on. Don't settle for less.
[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple66 points67 points68 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least she is not a gold digger like all them FDS biaches 😂
[–]ErikaNaumannFDS Apprentice41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
" that was 13 years ago" Meanwhile he cheated on her multiple times, she pays half the bills, does all the chores in the house, and has to pretend to orgasm because it has been 13 years since she had one. But that's enough for her 👍
[–]sadcelloFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This hurts too read. Too real.
[–]Nifteroni-and-CheeseFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“ I figured out what the bare minimum was, so that’s what she’s been getting for 13 years!”
[–]YveisGreyFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly sounds like they may have been in High School or even middle school (13 years ago, we held hands?) and really thats the only time a “date” like this could be excusable lol but then again we got grown men with full time jobs trying to pull off theses “dates” so who really knows
[–]Crushed_AvocadoFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gross
[–]idiosyncraticg1FDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What the hell is frozen corn and how do you spice it up?!
[–]vp2407FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He probably salted it.
Frozen corn is also a metaphor for their sex life. There’s no flavor.
[–]plutunicFDS Disciple13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
COULDN'T BE ME
[–]Dismal-StormFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really depends on their age, it's kind of cute if they are teens.
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