Hard pass

Sage_Planter · 2020-08-14T00:24:23+00:00

While everyone here is like "ew fuck no," we sadly know there's a pickmeisha out there with hearts in her eyes thinking this is her life calling. Barf.

just-peepin-at-u · 2020-08-14T01:02:04+00:00

No. Also, his facial hair is annoying.

2020-08-14T00:37:03+00:00

No. You're a grown ass man. 28 may be young but you've been here long enough to find and cultivate the skills to work on yourself.

suspended_animation_ · 2020-08-14T01:52:34+00:00

No, seek professional help dude.

sashimi_girl · 2020-08-14T03:05:43+00:00

Men: I want a skinny girl with a fat ass, perfect boobs, no body hair, long hair, 10/10 with and without makeup who gets ready in 5 minutes, drinks beer and games with me, also a literal therapist who always has time for my shit even though she needs to have a full time job (no gold diggers!)

Women: can he at least be hot

Men: MISANDRY

supremelyparanoid · 2020-08-14T03:03:08+00:00

What’s with all these milky looking guys with the weird creepy peach fuzz on their faces yuck lmao

2020-08-14T02:59:41+00:00

You sound like you need a therapist, hun.

2020-08-14T01:24:58+00:00

It's tinder not the puzzle shop. I hate puzzles.

electroloop · 2020-08-14T01:28:28+00:00

He looks like he’s in late 30s, watches South Park, and eats cool ranch Doritos in his “basement apartment” aka his mom’s house.

No, Dave, I don’t have the time or patience to puzzle your decrepit soul.

Jelly_Lover · 2020-08-14T02:07:42+00:00

🎶Barb the builder... Barb the builder....Can we fix him?... No blinking way! 🎶

huna-lildahk · 2020-08-14T04:39:55+00:00

Fuck that, Fredrik.

__kamikaze__ · 2020-08-14T00:53:27+00:00

Nah, I have better things to do 💁‍♀️

Incredible_Alligator · 2020-08-14T06:40:03+00:00

Get a therapist.

FitResearcher5 · 2020-08-14T03:02:16+00:00

Hell fucking no

VigorousBeanFlicking · 2020-08-14T10:03:03+00:00

Weak personality to match the weak jawline.

iheartcookin · 2020-08-14T03:28:00+00:00

Absolutely I do not.

kittykitkat_94 · 2020-08-14T05:20:02+00:00

its a win for the ladies that he is honest. what a scrote

InayahDaneen · 2020-08-14T05:48:02+00:00

It’s like he placed an “emotional/help save me” filter on his picture to match the message under 🙄

FDSxMuffinVSrat · 2020-08-14T06:35:03+00:00

At the time of clicking on the comments section, the top 5 answers start with "No."

I love this subreddit 😂

tuodnanwod · 2020-08-14T07:35:10+00:00

Sir, I don’t even have the patience to let this microwave burrito cool off before I scald my tastebuds

mynameisrominka · 2020-08-14T08:02:10+00:00

Nay, would rather play UNO.

Inspection-Critical · 2020-08-14T15:38:01+00:00

THAT is his sales pitch??

ItsFreezen · 2020-08-14T21:04:33+00:00

"My mom didn't feed me chicken tendies when I was 15. Please fix me I'm broken."

bitch_not_it · 2020-08-14T22:46:17+00:00

"Fix me... but also accept me as I am, why are you trying to change me?! So shallow/greedy/etc. etc.!!!!"

Ketolove604 · 2020-08-14T06:53:26+00:00

LOL, hell no.

What is up with men like this? I've seen my fair share of guys who dump all their crap on you after you just met them. Thanks for the honesty? Are they looking for a nurse or mother?

Unfortunately, many women have a helpful nature and think they can "change" or "fix" the man. It almost never works and I think they take advantage of that kindness.

Stop it ladies!!

Title	Hard pass
Author	annikennnn
Upvotes	127
Comments	31
Date	August 13, 2020 8:59 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i986gz/hard_pass/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/hard-pass.169005 https://theredarchive.com/post/169005

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