Don't be deceived. Because when a scrote says this, he doesn't mean what comes to your mind.

Fun is not:

  • going in your first ever hot air balloon ride
  • going kayaking
  • going to a murder mystery game where you team up and try to solve the case
  • visiting a giant maze and working together to get out of it
  • going to a circus show
  • a lecture on the history of space travel or the wonders of archeology
  • a cooking class where you learn to make sourdough bread or the best curry ever
  • a guided ghost tour of your city
  • going to a theme park
  • stay at home and actually WATCH a movie from start to finish, talking and laughing and having yummy snacks, then saying goodbye when it's over. Looking forward to the next one.

To a scrote, fun is sex. That's it.

Let's have fun = Let's have sex.

It's so boring I could cry. But I won't cry 'cos it'll probably just turn them on even more 🤮.

Ladies, please share all the fun things you'd rather do than have 'fun' with a scrote.