No, they don't improve with age 🙄🤮

Rosies_brewer · 2020-06-24T11:31:35+00:00

I think I may have to bleach my eyes after reading this.

YesNoMaybe87 · 2020-06-24T11:33:31+00:00

I hope he’s being sarcastic otherwise 🤮

Wait__No__What · 2020-06-24T12:50:55+00:00

Lol, maybe his soon to be ex wrote it for him.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-06-24T12:56:54+00:00

Oh, so funny, bro. Joking or not, it's all a big NOPE.

masterofthebarkarts · 2020-06-24T14:03:51+00:00

Think about - he truly believes that these are his most attractive qualities. Or at least that this won't turn a woman off so badly that her vagina slams shut like a bear trap.

What the fuck.

thaiteabbys · 2020-06-24T13:12:23+00:00

I’d swipe left after the shower 2x a week😭😭 even advertising that - I - I’m starting to think people need basic hygiene classes.

Gambit12345 · 2020-06-24T14:25:02+00:00

This is the kind of guy who’d fart and belch in close range and think it hilarious. Probably has streaks in his underwear

Ms_Tilly · 2020-06-24T14:34:41+00:00

Line up ladies!

Poor attempts at gross humor are an automatic NO from me. Unreal. I see I'm not missing anything by being off the apps.

nosynobody · 2020-06-24T14:25:04+00:00

Who are the women who swipe right on such profiles. When the first statement itself is setting the bar below ground.

jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-06-24T14:46:56+00:00

Wow I actually feel like vomiting. Holy shit.

verminty · 2020-06-24T14:53:49+00:00

I was taking a drink of water when I got to the McD’s cup. Almost vomited.

Genometric · 2020-06-24T15:20:08+00:00

OHH....this is meant to be...FUNNY...?

Tam2kids · 2020-06-24T15:24:13+00:00

He's probably making sure he didn't attract gold diggers

ErikaNaumann · 2020-06-24T15:31:30+00:00

After all that disgusting stuff... "Separated". So he still has a wife too 😂😂😂

prettyexcitingnews · 2020-06-24T16:55:00+00:00

Omg his whole bio screams NVM. 🤪

EntireTadpole · 2020-06-24T15:07:27+00:00

Why is he crafting a profile aimed at his fellow frat boy Bros? He can't actually believe a woman would find this funny.

pitapocket93 · 2020-06-24T17:03:30+00:00

So, he showers twice a week... On the same day ????

Shaakie · 2020-06-24T17:28:55+00:00

I'm soooo unhygienic!!! How funny i am!!

Pff, no.

breadandbunny · 2020-06-24T18:47:22+00:00

What the actual fuck? What is with some men and not having hygiene? Turning underwear inside out? ...How can you be like this and then wonder why a woman doesn't want to touch you?

Title	No, they don't improve with age 🙄🤮
Author	penelopekitty
Upvotes	82
Comments	26
Date	June 24, 2020 10:54 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/heyytk/no_they_dont_improve_with_age/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/no-they-dont-improve-with-age.697975 https://theredarchive.com/post/697975

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