Observation: is there any man out there without a beard or neck / hand tattoos?

lagatoazul · 2020-02-07T05:08:09+00:00

In my town you see a lot of dudes with the big beards, but that's not the problem. The problem is they will have food or dip spit dripping off of them and just absolutely not care for some reason, and they're always the ones who give weird looks to girls with a tiny bit of leg hair.

sadpourtoujours · 2020-02-07T05:56:05+00:00

Tbh I hate this general look:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/87/03/1a/87031a7f97f1d0aa8e8d56b4c449f1bd.jpg

I don’t entertain guys that approach me looking like that. I don’t get why so many women find that look hot. To me they just look dirty and fuckin’ broke.

More like this please:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/9e/98/189e9894332de97ca954ed64ee527d33.jpg

ghygdryhchmmmmjj · 2020-02-07T08:10:38+00:00

I love beards hahahaha but I like them groomed and clean. I very much like facial hair and brow ridges and big shoulders. My body made that choice not me 😂. For ME a huge turn off is FLAT BILLED HATS. Like ok so you're literally broadcasting that you're a douche. Thanks for the warning bro. Especially if that flat bill is paired with a tank top. That's my red flag.

supremelyparanoid · 2020-02-07T06:01:56+00:00

Jesus fuck, right? I go out and it's a sea of tatted up white beardos. NO THANKS.

curlygirl507 · 2020-02-07T11:58:11+00:00

And gauges!! Why!!!

dilligent_squatter · 2020-02-07T07:25:31+00:00

I’m all for a clean cut businessman look with a well cared for beard. No duck dynasty beards, sad, sparse chin hairs, or “novelty” facial hair.

My big thing is I absolutely cannot stand tattoos, especially anything visible. To each their own, and I’m biased due to my background as well, but to me they just make guys look dirty.

Also not a fan piercings/gauges/excessive jewelry either. No one wants to see or smell your nasty festering ear cheese crusts.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-02-07T11:38:30+00:00

I can't do neck or face tattoos. I don't see that too much at my age. Hand tats don't bother me if it's not something stupid.

I can NOT do beards. And every mf has some kind of facial hair in this city. I can tolerate some stubble/new growth if it's not overly groomed. I don't know, there's just too many men out here with what look like drawn on/over plucked eyebrows and drawn on facial hair. It's weird looking to me.

The generation behind me is into stretching their ear lobes and having their entire faces pierced. Most guys I see with their ears done also have wild colors in their hair. I saw a septum ring on a pretty girl that was SO FREAKING LARGE that I figured it must have her blood type and SSN on it for emergencies. I didn't find those people attractive in high school. Why the fuck would I want to date one in my late thirties?

Seraphinx · 2020-02-07T10:51:12+00:00

I'm good with beards but they MUST be well kept. I dated a guy with a very well groomed beard, he shampoo'd and oiled it daily (beard oil smelled fucking DELISH) too.

I'm ok with tatts in theory, but SO MANY guys have shit tatts just for the sake of having tatts, which is a big no no for me. Says they are all about 'fashion' and know nothing of style.

Neck and hand tatts are pretty much instant deal breaker though, I have never seen them look good, and unless you're doing seriously well in software or design already, you're going nowhere professionally with either of those.

GlitterLoveAngel · 2020-02-07T05:35:22+00:00

I know some men without beards or tattoos. Most of them are married though.

ny-lady · 2020-02-07T11:41:40+00:00

Beards are insane today. And most look like crap and not groomed looking like pubic hair.

Some guys look hot in beards but most dont and I dont like kissing a face full of hair nor him in my lady part irritating it will his scruffy beard.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-02-07T12:03:20+00:00

Some of the bearded men...are they going for Civil War reenactment or what?

magiquex · 2020-02-07T20:46:12+00:00

I’m with you on the beards but I love tattoos and have plenty myself. My favorite is clean shaven, clean cut fashion, lots of tattoos. I like the juxtaposition of it I guess. The guys that get job stoppers (hands, neck, face) usually fall into one of three categories: work in the tattoo industry, work in an industry where tattoos aren’t an issue, or they’re losers with bad taste who prioritize getting new ink over paying their bills. The latter is a common stereotype but it’s not always true in my experience.

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-02-07T16:53:19+00:00

You'll scroll through every picture and see that beard/hat combo then not have any clue how they actually look.

DrMcFoxyMD · 2020-02-07T04:08:13+00:00

I am a professional and educated woman with two neck tattoos, so it can be done tastefully and not be the mug-shot-esque style you’re thinking of. I also think beards are the fucking shit.

I don’t guys wearing skinny jeans or cartoons on T-shirts. Cargo shorts and pants are fucking ridiculous, unless you’re wearing them for work.

There are tons of guys without either tattoos or beards though. Maybe you’re shopping in the wrong aisle.

Merry-goes-forever · 2020-02-10T10:39:16+00:00

my ex wants to get a face tattoo lolololol

smolcontrolledbursts · 2020-02-07T10:43:12+00:00

Yes, but I'm engaged to him. Beard/tats aren't a stand in for a personality.

Title	Observation: is there any man out there without a beard or neck / hand tattoos?
Author	supremelyparanoid
Upvotes	28
Comments	37
Date	February 7, 2020 3:35 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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