It just feels a bit surreal when I think about it.

We could have had a reality where 50% of our species believed in our humanity from the jump, and didn’t use state/religious violence to get laid.

We could have had a reality where 50% of our species didn’t lie about being visual creatures, and actually bothered to look halfway decent.

The average man is actually horribly below average when you think about it. Not physically attractive, not financially generous with whatever they have, not emotionally intelligent.

They are more likely to know the twitter handle for their favourite adult actress than their kids’ allergies. They don’t be reading. And when they do, it’s Dan Bilzerian’s picture autobiography or Rich Dad Poor Dad.

The global average for male height is 5’9” and even that’s awfully skewed upwards by Western countries. Imagine they spent millennia deifying themselves as BIG RELIABLE MANLY MEN when most of them are the height of my tallest aunt.

They don’t wash in between their cheeks even though they have enough hair down there to make 18” clip ins.

They can barely change their tires.

Their dicks look like the bananas we were all saving to make banana bread with back in March, because they all have ED.

They don’t even support their male friends, even though their whole lives are homoerotic dumpster fires, built to only suck up to other men. They can share porn in their group chats but they can’t share their feefees. How does that work?

Meanwhile, all the women I know have a stash of vitamins and skincare next to their beds. Not a single one of my friends flinch at the thought of getting a therapist or figuring out their attachment styles. And I don’t know a single girl who isn’t an active, helpful part of an emotional support network, somewhere in her life.

The worst woman I know wouldn’t even be considered problematic if she were a man.

I really believe that if there was a decent alternative to men, like another sex, most women would jump ship. It’s not a coincidence that birth rates everywhere are falling through the floor as soon as women got the ability to leave.