Recently Got Back On ‘That app’ and Here’s My Bio Hall Of Shame

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-06-23T20:37:02+00:00

This does not spark joy.

Basic-Fruit-6502 · 2021-06-23T20:38:36+00:00

This always makes me laugh..

They genuinely think they are going to get so many matches 😬

They will soon realise that women get so many more swipes than men and that only women can be picky.

Just wait, those descriptions will gradually change into practically begging in no time.

Also why do these types of men always hate on single mothers when they themselves are usually single dads and that single mums get more interest on dating apps than both childless men and fathers?

giggleomg · 2021-06-23T20:50:02+00:00

This was very gross to read. Such misogynistic bullshit when these men are lucky if they get any matches (especially Mr.herpes). I’d rather bang a doorknob. You can literally feel the low vibrational energy from these scrotes.

I accepted meeting a partner on OLD is a lie or would require 20,000 swipes, but my time is valuable. Even when I used to use it to try to find a good, respectful fuck buddy, the guys were trash. FDS introduced me to clit vibrators though! I got one and I like it a lot!

no_tak · 2021-06-23T21:15:05+00:00

"Don't be a picky eater"-guy gives me "I don't believe in your food allergy so I'm gonna sneak it into your food and if you don't die YOU owe ME an apology"-vibes

Cairenne · 2021-06-23T20:53:24+00:00

🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

It’s moments like these where I seriously start asking very many why questions that are on the meaner side of the scale.

QueenAlice3 · 2021-06-23T20:42:38+00:00

And these are just the ones who aren’t smart enough to hide it…

springtulip475 · 2021-06-23T21:01:42+00:00

i love when they tell on themselves but the sad thing is there are women who will still swipe right.

Mcccy · 2021-06-23T21:11:17+00:00

Everyday.I thank the Gods for internet, cause men just tell on themselves.

Like back in the days they'd tell you "Not all men! Your ex and every man in your life just happened to suck!" but now it's painfully obvious to everyone that most men are just like....that.

numbers213 · 2021-06-23T21:11:38+00:00

The georgia one kills me. I live there and see SO MANY of those

Elegant-Emergency-60 · 2021-06-23T20:31:47+00:00

Disclaimer: I usually don’t advocate for apps and will probably be uninstalling soon. I just wanted to see what it’s like now that I’ve been leveling up with you all. But thought you all would get a kick out of this.

Why do they always tell on themselves like this?

Junior-Lion7893 · 2021-06-23T20:42:55+00:00

Oh gosh, this is a cesspool.

MissGalaxy1986 · 2021-06-23T21:00:22+00:00

Wow that’s so lame lol. I use Bumble and never come across these types of posts. But my dating age is between 35-42 year old and am in a large city abroad.

Feminineprincess · 2021-06-23T21:49:42+00:00

I’m am dying laughing at this point. He’s really using the “Girls love assholes” myth at full force on his bio in hopes that women will swipe right on his dumbass. I cannot breath 😂😂 lmao

millions_ofpeachs4me · 2021-06-23T21:57:10+00:00

Oh my god, I actually yawned. Dating app dudes are so boring.

Old_Parsnip_3000 · 2021-06-23T21:53:10+00:00

"6'3, gonna show up high and sort of a fat ass but YOU better use your gym membership."

Christ, I come to this sub for the humor. It's funnier when I don't hear about it directly from my nieces about how shite the dating scene is. I'm glad I'm married to who I'm married to.

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2021-06-23T22:55:49+00:00

Omg. I’ve seen profiles asking for casual yet saying “don’t waste their time”. Seen “only only looking for a relationship” yet their profiles just had shirtless pics or tight shirts on. Guys had pictures with their exes, dick imprints, other people’s children, etc. And so many guys wanted mentally unstable women! It’s the Wild West of shitty men.

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Title	Recently Got Back On ‘That app’ and Here’s My Bio Hall Of Shame
Author	Elegant-Emergency-60
Upvotes	66
Comments	34
Date	June 23, 2021 8:30 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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