Thankfully I’m doing splendid on my own

Sage_Planter · 2020-10-07T22:20:22+00:00

I'm at an age where many of my friends have never online dated, and they glamorize it like it's some catalog filled with high quality men. "Oh, I know I met my incredible husband at 17, but I didn't even ever get to experience Tinder!"

Sis, thank your lucky stars. Online dating is not browsing luxury stores on the Champs-Élysées. It's like furiously digging through the clothing rack at Goodwill looking for a designer dress. I don't know where they get an idea that it's doctors and tech entrepreneurs, but online dating certainly isn't it.

perkypancakes · 2020-10-07T22:08:18+00:00

Just keep swimming..

kettleodumplins · 2020-10-08T00:39:19+00:00

Plenty of fish in the sea, jellyfish, sea snakes, flesh eating bacteria, and satellite-visible islands of trash 🗑️

cumlady · 2020-10-07T22:39:05+00:00

Truck nuts really sends me 😂

Amy3e13 · 2020-10-07T23:04:12+00:00

Love how the incel fish is not afraid of the woman in the picture and is just chilling next to her. A human incel wouldn't be this nice to be around.

leadmemories · 2020-10-08T00:57:09+00:00

not pictured: shark that is 10 of these things

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-10-07T21:37:42+00:00

This is the truth

Twolipz_78 · 2020-10-08T02:37:58+00:00

I was gonna say you forgot “racist” but I see “trumper” on there.

codadollars · 2020-10-08T04:18:27+00:00

“porn addiction”

Nat_at_all · 2020-10-08T03:52:16+00:00

I was wondering where "Cheater" was but Fuckboi works too!!!

nat890 · 2020-10-08T01:41:42+00:00

😂😂😂 this is a fabulous

jayohday · 2020-10-08T05:23:46+00:00

Damn this is it

freebritney93x · 2020-10-08T09:56:07+00:00

how do you guys do not lose motivation to dig through the sea ? Ive lost mine long time ago 😄

dragon_wolf4 · 2020-10-08T08:29:15+00:00

Omg ROFL!!

So damn true!!

bbbbirdistheword · 2020-10-08T03:01:47+00:00

I like that one is a "catfish". And one is truck nuts, which is fantastic.

Bovvsette · 2020-10-07T22:50:08+00:00

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Swoleunicorn · 2020-10-09T04:47:02+00:00

This is why I got a new kitten.

Title	Thankfully I’m doing splendid on my own
Author	ankakana
Upvotes	921
Comments	27
Date	October 7, 2020 9:09 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/j6zhwq/thankfully_im_doing_splendid_on_my_own/
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