where's the lie

idiosyncraticg1 · 2020-01-24T17:36:29+00:00

This is that post in r/relationship_advice where the guy wanted his gf to wear sexy lingerie to bed instead of comfy boxers

purasangria · 2020-01-24T17:27:04+00:00

You forgot to mention the "skid marks." 😳

ms_monquis · 2020-01-24T21:59:39+00:00

“But men are visual creeeaaatures!”

Cool. Cool cool. So which of your woman’s other senses are you neglecting?

HolyIsTheLord · 2020-01-24T16:57:27+00:00

Some of my coworkers poked their head in my office when this made me laugh too loud! Hilarious!

Unlikely-Marzipan · 2020-01-24T19:14:19+00:00

And when they wear them it has the saggy diaper butt.

Knackered_Hubcaps · 2020-01-24T19:10:13+00:00

The truth right here. Won’t spend on decent boxers yet will spend on cigarettes.

2020-01-24T17:47:20+00:00

Missing the shit stains.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-01-24T17:22:00+00:00

I actually bought two new packages of quality undies for my ex for xmas. All of his looked like this. Also by "all of his" I mean the six pairs I ever saw him in. He didn't have a w/d and barely went to the laundromat. I questioned him once if he turned them inside out and backwards and he just looked at me and started laughing. Nailed it, I guess🤷🏻‍♀️ He actually managed to rip a brand new pair just putting them on.🤦🏻‍♀️

HolyCatatoe · 2020-01-24T18:23:55+00:00

Literally where is the lie. Both an ex's and my housemate's (male) boxers look/ed like this... speechless.

WestAtmosphere · 2020-01-24T23:57:50+00:00

Some men have really poor cleaning habits as well, whenever I walk into apartments owned by my male friends they are often gross. The toilet looked as though it has never been cleaned, literally there was dust and stains caked on the inside of the bowl. Dishes over piling the sink with probably food accumulating at the bottom for so long that it smells rotten.

They didn’t think twice to make their place somewhat presentable before they had friends come over. Hey but “visual creatures” only applies to certain things I guess.

quaintlyspoken · 2020-01-24T18:15:43+00:00

🤢

7_0f_9 · 2020-01-24T19:19:12+00:00

I lol'd hard. This is beyond accurate 😂

GingyTheCatt · 2020-01-25T03:15:58+00:00

I don’t get it, men’s underwear is like 3 dollars for 20 pairs. They can afford to buy a burrito but can’t afford new underwear?

Scotsburd · 2020-01-24T21:46:59+00:00

Ah the arse scratching holes. Sexeh, not.

siberiansummer · 2020-01-24T21:54:56+00:00

Omg lmao!! My ex husband used to wear holy underwear and his balls would be hanging out!! This shit is real

DallasOMalley · 2020-01-24T21:23:07+00:00

Where's the pair with the skid marks?

PharmacyThumbprint · 2020-01-25T06:45:38+00:00

Holy crotch-rot, Batman. Wtf is even going on here? Are the drawers super old & threadbare? Are his balls radioactive? Does a destructive possum live in his pants? Is his crotch made of concrete? Whatever the case, I bet this Scrote expects to be fully serviced, despite smelling like a sewer. And you know he thinks his shit don’t stink; and you know he thinks he’s entitled to the most beautiful, fragrant, educated-and delicate among us.

bennettb11 · 2020-01-24T20:21:50+00:00

FACTS 😂😂

j_bo · 2020-01-25T03:20:47+00:00

Omg does my ex know you took his Tuesday and Wednesdays ?

Title	where's the lie
Author	elinaeuw
Upvotes	595
Comments	44
Date	January 24, 2020 2:16 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/etayi6/wheres_the_lie/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/wheres-the-lie.684125 https://theredarchive.com/post/684125

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