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[–]idiosyncraticg1FDS Disciple130 points131 points132 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This is that post in r/relationship_advice where the guy wanted his gf to wear sexy lingerie to bed instead of comfy boxers
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought of that one too lol
[–]GingyTheCattFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Sexy lingerie isn’t comfortable to sleep in. Its like putting tight workout gear on a guy and saying “you look hot, sleep like that”. Every guy who suggests that shit should be forced to put that crap on.
Also, I thought we were past the whole guys caring about that shit. Like some woman said about how Victoria Secret wasn’t doing too well that “VS is for the mad men era and that’s over”. Not saying no guy is into that, but I notice men enjoy the “work out” girl look more than the hot runway girl. Maybe older millennials or generation X are still into that. Then again, I don’t know. It just seems to be more of a thing if you graduated in the 90’s and below to like that shit or overly creepy guys who are addicted to porn.
[–]idiosyncraticg1FDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah... I truly don’t care what men currently like. Hopefully most women also stopped caring and will one day stop wearing itchy underwear and lingerie for random men.
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL the last sentence of the first paragraph I read “every guy who suggests that shit should be forced to be put down”
I’m like.....punishment fits the crime lol!
[–]GingyTheCattFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao!!!! That too.
[–]purasangriaRuthless Strategist97 points98 points99 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You forgot to mention the "skid marks." 😳
[–]saucypieceFDS Newbie47 points48 points49 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is it emasculating to wipe your ass? Really?
[–]PoorfckFDS Newbie38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Apparently it’s gay to touch your own butthole
[–]MilitantPERFFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]GingyTheCattFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t get how a person doesn’t wipe their ass. It’ll first off smell like a dirty diaper and secondly it’ll make your butthole itch very badly. So all these men probably smell like an unflushed toilet. I remember when my little sister was like 5 she didn’t wipe herself very well after using the bathroom and she smelled bad, with my mom yelling at her to wipe herself again. You have to be pretty dirty to get skid marks, yucks.
[–]ms_monquisFDS Disciple91 points92 points93 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
“But men are visual creeeaaatures!”
Cool. Cool cool. So which of your woman’s other senses are you neglecting?
[–]itsirrelevantFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Oh my God the amount of times I've replied "So am I", and been met with shock, disbelief, and argument, far too high 😑
For anyone who follows astrology at all, this is one reason I keep liking Virgos 😂 The only issue is instead of ignoring your needs like most men they end up taking them so to heart that they develop a complex instead of just replacing the damn underwear and calling it a day.
[–]Unlikely-MarzipanFDS Disciple21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Me too! Like is it that hard to understand women are visual?! They are so delusional. They like to pretend women are “naturally” not visual, just emotional, just want that connection and will never look sideways at another man - because it helps their fragile egos.
[–]itsirrelevantFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
They also want to enforce the fact that they don't need to take care of themselves. (Everyone knows that's gay you know /s). No one brings up the fact that of course during sex it's harder for women to enjoy, not only because of the location of sensitivity of the anatomy, but because the placement of our anatomy itself doesn't allow us to see any "action". I shocked and disturbed my male friend and roommate when I told him not only men enjoy seeing what's going on down there. What? You think I just want to look into men's eyes deeply and spontaneously climax over how beautiful our connection is? 🙄
[–]Unlikely-MarzipanFDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha ha so true on so many levels!
[–]ms_monquisFDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Uh, movies have told us that YES one look and then 3 pumps = orgasm, I don’t know what YER problem is.
[–]itsirrelevantFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Well call me crazy but I can only climax in reverse cowgirl. Only being able to see his pale ashy spindly hairy legs and poorly maintained peeling cracked feet while he awkwardly keeps trying to grab me and control my rhythm while also thrusting out of sync, Pure 👏 Heaven 👏
Edit: Almost forgot to add the pleasure of him poking at your butthole with his dirty ragged fingernails. What could be better.
[–]GingyTheCattFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The saddest thing is, so are we! That’s why women fawn over heartthrobs. That’s why teenage girls were obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight or Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. We are visual too. It’s not exclusive to just guys. Girls can actually be more visual IMO.
[–]ms_monquisFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uh what? Brad Pitt what? Pffff no we’re all meeeeeental. 4D chess and all that.
[–]HolyIsTheLordFDS Apprentice54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some of my coworkers poked their head in my office when this made me laugh too loud! Hilarious!
[–][deleted] 53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And when they wear them it has the saggy diaper butt.
[–]Unlikely-MarzipanFDS Disciple13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ew gross, that’s the worst - hate that!
[–]Knackered_HubcapsFDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The truth right here. Won’t spend on decent boxers yet will spend on cigarettes.
[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And weed
[–]Unlikely-MarzipanFDS Disciple8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep we know all this too well 🙄
[–]Bitemebitch00FDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Woah girl preach!!!
[–][deleted] 46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Missing the shit stains.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I actually bought two new packages of quality undies for my ex for xmas. All of his looked like this. Also by "all of his" I mean the six pairs I ever saw him in. He didn't have a w/d and barely went to the laundromat. I questioned him once if he turned them inside out and backwards and he just looked at me and started laughing. Nailed it, I guess🤷🏻♀️ He actually managed to rip a brand new pair just putting them on.🤦🏻♀️
[–]HolyCatatoeFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally where is the lie. Both an ex's and my housemate's (male) boxers look/ed like this... speechless.
[–]WestAtmosphereFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some men have really poor cleaning habits as well, whenever I walk into apartments owned by my male friends they are often gross. The toilet looked as though it has never been cleaned, literally there was dust and stains caked on the inside of the bowl. Dishes over piling the sink with probably food accumulating at the bottom for so long that it smells rotten.
They didn’t think twice to make their place somewhat presentable before they had friends come over. Hey but “visual creatures” only applies to certain things I guess.
[–]quaintlyspokenFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤢
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I lol'd hard. This is beyond accurate 😂
[–]GingyTheCattFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t get it, men’s underwear is like 3 dollars for 20 pairs. They can afford to buy a burrito but can’t afford new underwear?
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah the arse scratching holes. Sexeh, not.
[–]s_slayerFDS STRATEGY COACH4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, that’s a lot of digging for gold that guy did 🤢
[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Omg lmao!! My ex husband used to wear holy underwear and his balls would be hanging out!! This shit is real
[–]s_slayerFDS STRATEGY COACH14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s like Jerry Seinfeld once said - men wear their underwear until they literally vaporize. Truth. 😂
[–]EmergencyShitFDS Apprentice3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I throw out my husbands clothes when they get holes in them. He doesn’t even notice lol. I
[–]DallasOMalleyFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where's the pair with the skid marks?
[–]PharmacyThumbprintFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy crotch-rot, Batman. Wtf is even going on here? Are the drawers super old & threadbare? Are his balls radioactive? Does a destructive possum live in his pants? Is his crotch made of concrete? Whatever the case, I bet this Scrote expects to be fully serviced, despite smelling like a sewer. And you know he thinks his shit don’t stink; and you know he thinks he’s entitled to the most beautiful, fragrant, educated-and delicate among us.
[–]bennettb11Throwaway Account6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
FACTS 😂😂
[–]j_boFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg does my ex know you took his Tuesday and Wednesdays ?
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