You think this guy gets second dates?

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-01-04T00:55:44+00:00

I think he only gets first dates in his fantasies. Second dates never.

Fuckdoesithurt956 · 2021-01-04T01:28:01+00:00

Ladies, make it clear on the first date:

He is and will continue to earn at least 6-fucking-figures

He will be chivalrous and gentlemanly, always

He will not have any women friends

You will name the children

His money is your money and you will spend it as freely as your own

Now just how many men do you think will agree to that.

MadamLeFay · 2021-01-04T01:01:28+00:00

His Twitter states:
"experienced, early 50's, happily married"
I shiver at the thought.

lavandaedelicriso · 2021-01-04T01:06:03+00:00

If only they really did this on the first date 🙄 think of all the time a woman could save, getting up and leaving right there and then.

Also, though - this is so scary

allitime · 2021-01-04T01:08:36+00:00

I'm really concerned about the 42 retweets

SerenaFit · 2021-01-04T01:01:36+00:00

What a jackass

Melbournegeek · 2021-01-04T02:29:35+00:00

You're in the wrong century dude. You can't buy slaves any more.

Espionagess · 2021-01-04T01:15:51+00:00

If only they actually did this though and showed all their red flags early. Instead they pretend to be a completely different person so you don't run away

cinderella_rising · 2021-01-04T01:34:09+00:00

Abuse 101

seraphinelysion · 2021-01-04T01:31:43+00:00

Omg! What year is it?!

blackflowerx3 · 2021-01-04T02:43:49+00:00

I prefer pantaloons to trousers, buddy 👖

shockingupdate · 2021-01-04T03:47:25+00:00

Imagine telling someone you literally just met that you’re going to make sure they’re penniless, barefoot, and pregnant for as long as you’re in contact, and expecting it to go well

whenthingsconsidered · 2021-01-04T03:19:24+00:00

lol so funny he’s probably a man in his late thirties, drank too much red pills as a solace to his balding hairline and expanding waistline. I bet the only “meaningful” sexual experience he thinks he has is with sex workers

TheSuspiciousChard · 2021-01-04T03:02:21+00:00

I’m not sure he gets first dates unless he lived in 1950

EveSerpent · 2021-01-04T03:24:13+00:00

Is this a joke? Or is he the joke?

Suspicious-Leg-1407 · 2021-01-04T03:39:38+00:00

shrug

There's a pickme for every LVM.

Fetia_ · 2021-01-04T03:55:44+00:00

Who wants to bet the loser running this account has his mom come in and check to make sure he wiped his ass

dembar126 · 2021-01-04T04:08:46+00:00

Honestly yes, please make it clear to women that you feel this way on the first date, so they can fucking run.

Title	You think this guy gets second dates?
Author	femininewomanpink
Upvotes	100
Comments	23
Date	January 3, 2021 5:52 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kpp3my/you_think_this_guy_gets_second_dates/
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