Hahahahahaha

peguy2000 · 2019-07-25T13:11:46+00:00

Shes pissed the guy dealt with a issue without fucking the marriage??

She really needs serious help

Starcruiser28 · 2019-07-25T13:16:55+00:00

She is pissed because she was replaced, this is what the feminists are worried about when they complain about the new sex dolls. Guys will no longer be held hostage by their balls. She is now experiencing what it is like to be told no.

I love this as she is getting her just desserts.

ConstantChinner · 2019-07-25T13:26:36+00:00

Haha she is jealous of the sex doll. She initiated and he rejected her because he had just fucked the doll LOL

Obsolitz · 2019-07-25T13:30:20+00:00

100% of the married men i know with kids get zero sex.
their wives all complain about that and blame hubby.They share their intimacy so i know for how long and other supposedly private stuff.

3.100% of the wives are/became frowny-faced bitches with zero interest for sex, only for their kids and only ready to deal sex for some simping.

user_miki · 2019-07-25T13:23:17+00:00

So you want no sex,......no problem I solve that.

Crazyclockwork · 2019-07-25T15:44:28+00:00

Jesus Christ these comments. I found some bits I really liked though "I don't view sex dolls as men objectifying women. I view it as men so desperate for affection that they womanize objects."

And another one

"imagine you're his wife and you hate cooking. Every once in a while you might make a small meal, but for the most part he's brining home double cheeseburgers from mcdonald's every night.

Then one night, he brings home a massive Chinese meal, and assuming you aren't hungry and weren't going to cook anyway. He eats all of it and is sated, but now you're hungry and he doesn't want to go out and get food."

waxqube · 2019-07-25T13:48:03+00:00

Women seem to enjoy LOSE-LOSE situations.

bfte2 · 2019-07-25T14:11:08+00:00

It basically reads "It's all HIS fault!!!!". I actually expected a lot of cucks and whiteknights to storm in and defend M'Lady.

proxyreaver8 · 2019-07-25T14:25:37+00:00

It really seems like the cut off for sexual intimacy in a long term relationship is kids or the 6 to 7 year mark

russianbot_ · 2019-07-25T15:52:41+00:00

Wow. Did someone switch out all the people on that sub? Because some of those replies are actually not retarded.

G0rv · 2019-07-25T14:31:20+00:00

Really funny story.

But my personal view on sex dolls is that it just seems like masturbation with extra steps. Meh.

fredanderssen · 2019-07-25T15:48:05+00:00

She won’t have sex with her husband, but she’s so selfish that she’s trying to connive to bar him from having any kind of sexual pleasure on his own, even when he’s so thoughtful that he won’t cheat to have it. What a narcissistic cunt.

WarrenGFarting · 2019-07-25T14:56:01+00:00

I'm actually very impressed with the comments section of that post. A lot of people calling her on her bullshit

wutc · 2019-07-25T14:39:23+00:00

LOL. If it's genuine, this is gold.

And the comments on that thread are good, too.

[deleted] · 2019-07-25T14:17:36+00:00

Want to have sex with a woman? Make her feel insecure and cheat while telling her you are doing it and with whom

sonar_avalon · 2019-07-25T15:02:43+00:00

I love the comments to this one. HILARIOUS! My personal favorite "Modern problems really do seem to get solved with modern solutions."

That is the funniest thing I've seen all day!

slab_of_beef · 2019-07-25T15:58:00+00:00

Take a drink every time she mentioned how SHE FEELS.

mamacasssandwich · 2019-07-25T15:27:44+00:00

The best part is that she is shopping this around to relationship advice, AITA, and finally in desperation twoxchromosomes and everyone is telling her to get bent.

RunawayGrain · 2019-07-25T15:21:14+00:00

Sex dolls are not a sign of men viewing women as objects.

Its men so incredibly desperate for affection and intimacy they are willing to treat an object like a woman to get something close to it.

Good insight from the comments there.

MrMagtow · 2019-07-25T15:21:16+00:00

I don’t know what to do at this point, but I knew I feel awful.

Translation: I think I'm being replaced and it fills me with dread.

Dmapguy · 2019-07-25T14:32:10+00:00

HA hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

Low key the husband is watching a certain someone we know.

Obsolitz · 2019-07-25T13:26:19+00:00

GOOD.

PipBoyTInkerer · 2019-07-25T17:11:01+00:00

It made me feel really insecure, and I suddenly feel really awful.

While I didn't want to fuck the man paying at least half my bills (most likely more), I did enjoy the validation of him trying every night. Now that he doesn't even try anymore, something's "not right"

I can’t tell him to get rid of it because it’ll make me look really selfish

While I already am selfish for taking all the benefits of a marriage (his income, protection, home, etc) with none of the "costs" (fucking him at least out of duty), I can't add more to it.

I noticed one night that I was in the mood but he told me he was tired. He had had a few rounds with the sex doll before I got home and was pooped out. I don’t know what to do at this point, but I knew I feel awful.

Despite me rejecting him for years with similar BS excuses, it's not fair when it's done to me!

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2019-07-25T17:23:36+00:00

>I rejected his advances because I didn't feel like it

>He solved his libido problem without fucking the marriage

>This pisses me off

You can't make this shit up.

Also, holy crap she's only 29 and she was already strangling the sex, this dude is fucked. How long until she starts falsely accusing him of rape and DV?

btw women really have no leverage with the "i'm tired" excuse for sex, the man does 95% of the work anyway and all you need to do is fucking lay there.

[deleted] · 2019-07-25T14:23:21+00:00

I'm actually shocked how receptive every one in that thread is, shes getting some real truth bombs in that thread.

BadassGT-CS · 2019-07-25T14:55:09+00:00

You ARE the asshole.

laneaway2 · 2019-07-25T13:23:13+00:00

I love it! This just proves further why all men should GTOW. Even when you use reasonable means to deal with your sex drive, they resent you. It’s just not worth it fellas.

TheVIIAnthony · 2019-07-25T15:47:42+00:00

this is a good story, that guy should go mgtow

x6x6x61982 · 2019-07-25T14:35:00+00:00

Daaamn I was laughing all the way reading at this.

You reap what you sow

RemoteGuava · 2019-07-25T15:43:12+00:00

I want to remind everyone DO NOT Brigade by posting. Just thumb up the good comments and thumb down the bad ones. It's always great when stuff like "y u mad tho" is top comment and the shaming ones are at the bottom

julianleung · 2019-07-25T15:53:49+00:00

He should get rid of a useless vagina and invest more on useful vaginas.

banned_by_cucks · 2019-07-25T18:10:17+00:00

Couples lived in separate bedrooms before the industrial revolution. The whole "I love my spouse and we've had amazing sex lives for the last x decades" is romanticized blue-pill fiction. Either you get bored of her, or she gets bored of you.

devok1 · 2019-07-25T15:10:51+00:00

Legend

Helikzhan · 2019-07-25T18:33:07+00:00

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[deleted] · 2019-07-25T15:16:55+00:00

I see him getting a divorce soon because he will see the extra baggage as an unnecessary bill he just doesn't need anymore.

Raider_Scavver · 2019-07-25T17:22:34+00:00

It really says a lot about women that plastic and silicone are more appealing now

TheObelisk · 2019-07-25T17:56:01+00:00

Modern problems require modern solutions. She wanted unilateral control over his sex life.

xfactordc · 2019-07-25T17:00:11+00:00

This is funnier than the Christmas Story's leg Lamp. She is so salty that he is happy without her that she is completely losing her simple mind.

Walespro · 2019-07-25T16:08:38+00:00

This guy is a freaking man, a FREAKING MAN.

george9780 · 2019-07-25T16:09:48+00:00

Soooo those expensive sex dolls work? 😏😏😏

itstreasonthen1986 · 2019-07-25T22:31:32+00:00

Funniest shit I've seen all week

KneeDeepThought · 2019-07-25T15:16:32+00:00

Oh man this is gold... I'm sure she doesn't give a shit about his feelings while she's humping a whole closet full of eighteen inch dildos and suddenly doesn't "feel like" having sex with him anymore.

DT1726 · 2019-07-25T16:37:42+00:00

You've gotta love free competition.

ICBMasterbater · 2019-07-25T17:11:11+00:00

She literally said she “never enjoyed sex with HIM”. And by the fact he can spend 5k on a super realistic doll (saw a news article) means he is probably rich. If you stop staring at their tits you can understand women a lot better.

annonymous93 · 2019-07-25T18:05:33+00:00

True nature revealed

Nullberri · 2019-07-25T18:17:38+00:00

Sex dolls are not a sign of men viewing women as objects. Its men so incredibly desperate for affection and intimacy they are willing to treat an object like a woman to get something close to it.

Hot damn that savagery. Almost as good as that Dolls don't love you... neither do you... meme.

escalover · 2019-07-25T18:38:04+00:00

The comments on GenderCritical are cancer, but very revealing. Stay YOW guys!

teelolws · 2019-07-25T21:01:59+00:00

Having a laugh at the moderated comments on the gendercritical sub:

See you in r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen in a few years.

If you are crying during sex you are both doing something wrong. Would you prefer he went out and found a new woman ? Sounds like your divorce was as much your fault as it was his.

Your ex husband was craving sweet loving sex with you, you don't give it to him and when he finds a replacement without cheating on you, you get mad?

So then why do you care he has a doll?

She gets rejected once and he's an abuser?

So you're not attracted to your husband (probably just using him), and you're angry when he replaces you with a sexdoll?

Wow this sub really is ridiculous. I cannot fathom how you people are claiming this man is the abuser? Or even saying this woman is in the right here? She has denied him sex on a regular basis consistently over a year, he acted on his desire in a way so as to not cheat on her and relieve his sexual desires. “Use his hand?” Seriously? Clearly it isn’t the same feeling, he has the right to not be in a dead bedroom, why are you guys enabling this woman to continue to keep her husband sexually frustrated and unhappy? I’m going to be downvoted to oblivion, but there’s just no way I could stand by and listen to the utter vitriol that’s being spewed here. Jesus.

So basically, if your comment disagrees with the rest, it is "trolling"? Here is a quick video that demonstrates what actual traditional internet trolling is.

FlyingSexistPig · 2019-07-25T22:34:00+00:00

Her whole "I'm not in the mood" is a power play. It's a shit test. She's exerting control over the relationship the only way she can: with sex.

So he fixes that problem. Now she has absolutely no control over the relationship, and suddenly realizes that the ONLY thing she brought to the relationship was sex, and now she doesn't even do that.

She's worthless, so suddenly needs validation. This is what put her in the mood. She needed sex to feel valid as a person.

Thor-Loki-1 · 2019-07-25T16:17:17+00:00

I really hope this is true.

Helikzhan · 2019-07-25T16:35:10+00:00

That's fucking GOLD.

escalover · 2019-07-25T16:35:42+00:00

I’d rather be single than trapped with someone who won’t fuck me. Guys have more options than ever these days.

Majesty_of_Nothing · 2019-07-25T16:55:12+00:00

Poetic Justice

083079083 · 2019-07-25T17:12:46+00:00

Modern problems require modern solutions.

NoCharism · 2019-07-25T17:16:35+00:00

well.. there goes her attention

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2019-07-25T17:45:16+00:00

Also there's a lot of decently redpilled comments in that thread, which is really unusual because 99% of all the subreddits (especially that one) that aren't MGTOW are cucked to hell.

I have a feeling that because she went into a lot of detail about the situation, there are blue pillers and guys on the fence that saw more of the story and saw through her bullshit. I think she gave too much backstory about the situation. The more details you give out which paint you in a bad light, the harder it is to paint yourself as the victim.

For example if a man and a woman are yelling at each other in public and that's the only detail we know, basically everyone that isn't MGTOW will white knight for the woman. However let's say that somehow people found out that she cheated on her man and that's why they were yelling in public, I have a feeling that many guys on the fence will not come to her defense (there would be fewer guys white knighting for her).

Uruke · 2019-07-25T18:18:56+00:00

"I'd complain about how expensive the doll is, but we're pretty well off". So you're looking for issues that aren't there, huh?

Women would rather be miserable than bored.

ksola1 · 2019-07-25T18:20:22+00:00

At least the comments weren’t cucked

THEEBone · 2019-07-25T18:34:29+00:00

She gave away the truth when she said she was jealous and explained what it looked like. Sounds like wife turned fatty and fatty didn't want to have sex. Now fatty is jealous of rubber lol

ThirstySasquatch · 2019-07-25T18:45:08+00:00

And here we have a real pro gamer move.

Thermotastic · 2019-07-25T19:33:11+00:00

My ex got pissed about me looking at porn. So yeah. The problem is really. I stopped asks for sex just like she really wanted. And after a while i realized how useless it was to be in a relationship with barely any sex. I stopped kissing and everything else. Because i would do it and it would get me fired up. A man can only be rejectes so many times. Modern problems require modern solutions.

Buchwild · 2019-07-25T19:35:17+00:00

Seems she reposted this into a forum to get the responses she was looking for, she wanted a female perspective xD

halfawiseguy · 2019-07-25T19:40:41+00:00

She thought she was going to coast and freeload off this guy forever ... notice how she talks about sex like it’s a chore? He “primed” her and she “caved into his begging”.

There’s an ego thing at play here. This woman does not like to feel like the only thing she has to offer is sex, especially if she subconsciously knows that is the only thing she has left to offer after 7 years.

bsutansalt · 2019-07-25T19:56:43+00:00

LMAO at some of those comments...

So you are now just housemates and you don't like the fact that he has replaced you sexually with an inflatable toy because of a year of rejections?

Modern problems really do seem to get solved with modern solutions.

This one though really does speak to the sorry state of modern relationships:

Sex dolls are not a sign of men viewing women as objects.
Its men so incredibly desperate for affection and intimacy they are willing to treat an object like a woman to get something close to it.

KingSpydig · 2019-07-25T20:14:35+00:00

Man wants sex Woman: “No.”

Man doesn’t want sex Woman: “Waaaah, you neglect me so much!”

EndlessPatriotism · 2019-07-25T20:31:23+00:00

Its gonna be funny when she hits the wall and he dumps her useless ass.

ThaiEscapePlan · 2019-07-25T21:19:09+00:00

7 year itch. $3K sex doll. Dude should ditch the bitch. Especially if he is in a state like California where lifetime ailmony starts at 10 years. that is one super expensive roommate. tick, tick, tick.

BananaWilly · 2019-07-25T21:21:49+00:00

Hahahahaha - oh, she was serious? HAHAHAHAHA!

TheFinalWatcher · 2019-07-25T21:25:15+00:00

Even the the idiots on Two X are blasting her. LMAO

TheAnarxoCapitalist · 2019-07-25T22:29:17+00:00

This made my day!

totorox · 2019-07-26T01:22:52+00:00

it's amazing. She got barely any supportive comment in her thread. WTF is happening. I sorted by the oldest comment and it was non-stop bashing. Doesn't look like brigading. Are "we" invading normie relationshit subreddits?

BrokenStringz · 2019-07-26T04:23:30+00:00

She reposted in /gendercritical the comments are gold

teelolws · 2019-07-26T05:59:00+00:00

/u/agalaxyofmyown I stumbled across your response to her. I presume you deleted it to keep out the downvotes? Either way, many many many lols.

IThinkThisIsAUser · 2019-07-25T16:06:32+00:00

Does is feel good to fuck a sex doll? I can think of one positive, you don’t have to listen to anything the real bitch says

U-94 · 2019-07-25T16:28:49+00:00

There is no way this is true. No wife would tolerate this or put an online post about it. Wives will walk on their husbands for buying an extra computer monitor without their expressed written permission.

SergeantLiftsAlot · 2019-07-25T16:31:07+00:00

Her hamster is running its legs off rn like “how was I so easily replaced????”

[deleted] · 2019-07-25T17:08:41+00:00

In the book ready player one the main character gets a sex when him and Artemis stop talking.

taoofmojo · 2019-07-25T17:22:46+00:00

No way this can be true? This guy is a fucking genius.

MarteloRebeloSousa · 2019-07-25T17:53:43+00:00

Sex doll? Sex robot!!!

Mathematician_Mike · 2019-07-25T18:49:07+00:00

This is like hitting 7-7-7 when playing the slot machine:

> I can’t tell him to get rid of it because it’ll make me look really selfish.

> I also can’t complain about how expensive t was because we’re pretty well off.

> I noticed one night that I was in the mood but he told me he was tired.

PHUCK_THE_HIVE · 2019-07-25T18:53:05+00:00

To be fair, sex doesn't always have to be this epic thing. I don't see anything wrong with couples where when one party isn't in the mood (usually the female) to just do a quick round of whatever pleasure just to get the pressure off so you both can go to bed comfortably.

What is wrong with "I'm not in the mood, so just make it quick dear?"

ITrollRedditEveryDay · 2019-07-25T20:08:44+00:00

lmaoo this is awesome!

ITrollRedditEveryDay · 2019-07-25T20:11:08+00:00

lol i would bet its a mgtow troll that posted that

darkrachet · 2019-07-25T20:21:15+00:00

Don't know what to do? Divorce rape fast before you hit the wall!

Uqtpa · 2019-07-25T22:14:54+00:00

A few of the good comments in that thread: http://archive.ph/pCgbu

http://archive.ph/uG5rk

http://archive.ph/ax1GH

ayram3824 · 2019-07-25T23:11:50+00:00

yo guys. please click her username and read her comments. dont do this while eating or drinking because i guarantee you a good laugh

RoboMandrake · 2019-07-25T23:39:01+00:00

I'm sure she's remained 'in the mood' to have her housing paid, utilities paid, car paid, maintenance taken care of, phone paid, internet paid, insurance paid, and on and on. But the idea that she should reciprocate by bothering to take the initiative in taking care of her benefactor...well...'not in the mood' for that. I'm sure she was plenty in the mood when she was in acquisition mode in the early days. But now, hard to care when one really doesn't care about anything but their own narcissism. GYOW, skip the bother, and miss the initial thrill. She should, really, literally go fuck her self - and that's meant to be taken in the nicest possible way. Got to wonder what it is that she figures she brings to the relationship. Oh, forgot - she doesn't figure.

HoNe5tLy_5aRcAsT1c · 2019-07-26T00:03:55+00:00

The only part I didn’t like about this was seeing the comments on this same post of her’s on r/gendercritical. They’re really taking her side like he’s just supposed breathe in and retract his penis forever just because she doesn’t want sex. What a bunch of cancerous assholes!

Chakra_Devourer · 2019-07-26T00:56:33+00:00

Congratulations! You've been replaced. You had one job but you failed at that. Maybe she should get a male sex doll also. But what's the point of them marrying each other at this point?

She's only 29, but she sounds like she's an old woman (so tired and no energy). Maybe you're just not sexually attracted to him anymore because he's dumb enough to put a ring on your finger.

It's the effect of the wedding ring (most definitely).

six-twosix · 2019-07-26T01:49:59+00:00

Notice how an inanimate object creates such strong feelings inside a woman. Imagine if this retard of a wife walks in to see a sex-bot cooking the man's meal, with a sexy maid costume, butt hanging out and shit... the wife would literally have a mental breakdown right then and there she'll need to be taken to a hospital asap...

laptopdragon · 2019-07-26T02:07:24+00:00

I'm wondering more on what wasn't said.

After reading this and pondering for a second I was confused on why she couldn't (or wouldn't) protest.

she's not allowed to complain or protest due to (here is where I'm guessing) her having a plethora of... well, marital aids for herself.

That seems to be the elephant in the room, right?

Does she or does she not have toys for herself? That is the question that needs to be asked.

NYCCOOP · 2019-07-26T02:55:06+00:00

Same as OP post, verbatim, with just a few keywords in bold because, you know, feels > facts:

I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years now. I’m a 29F and he’s a 32M. For a few months to a year now, I’ve been saying no to sex a lot. I’ve just not been in the mood but his libido has been at the same sky high levels that they’ve been since we were college kids.

Some days when I’m in bed tired he starts touching me, trying to get me primed for sex. Most times I’m not in the mood, but some times I cave in to his begging. I felt as his wife it was my duty. But I never enjoyed any of those sex sessions.

So I made my feelings known to him. At first he seemed really down but he said he respected my decision. He stopped asking me for sex after that. Even when he asked, after I said no he would just roll over and go to bed.

After a month or two, he suddenly came him with a sex doll. It was a really expensive one, with huge tits and a round ass with very human like skin. When I confronted him about it he said he had sexual needs and since I couldn’t satisfy them he had to find a way to satisfy himself without cheating.

When he said that I felt like I couldn’t say anything. It made me feel really insecure, and I suddenly feel really awful. I can’t tell him to get rid of it because it’ll make me look really selfish. I also can’t complain about how expensive t was because we’re pretty well off.

I noticed one night that I was in the mood but he told me he was tired. He had had a few rounds with the sex doll before I got home and was pooped out. I don’t know what to do at this point, but I knew I feel awful.

theanswerisinthedata · 2019-07-26T03:06:57+00:00

She was bound to slip up and spill the real truth at some point. She is jealous of an inanimate object.

“It makes me feel insecure and I just feel weird having a sex doll with the body I want that he sleeps with nearly every night”

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/chi731/wibta_if_i_asked_my_husband_to_get_rid_of_his_sex/eutenkr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

Doddz_561 · 2019-07-25T18:46:36+00:00

Sad part is she’ll probably end up cheating on him now and say he neglected her.

swiswis · 2019-07-25T21:12:45+00:00

larp

JDP_19 · 2019-07-25T23:35:47+00:00

Oh lord, you should see the responses in r/gendercritical....absolute load of bull

HasaDiga-Eebowai · 2019-07-25T23:48:44+00:00

She posted it over 2 subs and got destroyed in both - and im shocked

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2019-07-26T00:00:56+00:00

It's a fun read guys but I think it's fake :/

kayfab · 2019-07-26T00:44:50+00:00

fucking dumb cunt they are all the same...... pathetic whores

CdVrfl · 2019-07-26T02:39:56+00:00

That cunt posted in like 4 subreddits because she didnt like the answers, and ofc, it wasnt her that was wrong, it was the sexist pigs commenting.

Because taking personal responsibility only develops when you reach around 15 years old mentally

MafiosoMGTOW · 2019-07-26T04:12:11+00:00

It would be perfect if he gave the doll a name just to make her even more jealous. "watching the game later with Dolly"

ThePanther1989 · 2019-07-26T05:36:05+00:00

This is fantastic. She can't say he is cheating...she gets off on rebuffing his affection and sexual advances... it's a power trip for her...so instead of paying for hookers or prowling the bars...he chose a third way and he is able to avoid divorce rape...guess what happens...now that he has an alternative....now she wants him...but after he gets his release...he is fine and to her that isn't fine....good for him...this falls under the category of " Isn't this what you wanted?"

SSapling · 2019-07-28T22:17:13+00:00

Someone please send me the post it got deleted D:

NemuNemuChan · 2019-07-25T21:09:33+00:00

What an awful husband.

Title	Hahahahahaha
Author	whatresisthat
Upvotes	655
Comments	229
Date	July 25, 2019 1:07 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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Sex doll? Sex robot!!!