Holy fuck

Volentimeh · 2018-06-20T08:57:23+00:00

She didn't hit the wall, she hit Mount Everest lol

Setari · 2018-06-20T09:16:42+00:00

It's obvious Tom Cruise is an alien with a highly extended lifespan.

Edit: On a sidenote my mom is being catfished by a guy pretending to be tom cruise, it's fucking hilarious.

AllureFX · 2018-06-20T09:21:16+00:00

White women age in dog years man lol

irregularpioneer · 2018-06-20T10:50:03+00:00

Schopenhauer: 'With girls, Nature has had in view what is called in a dramatic sense a “striking effect,” for she endows them for a few years with a richness of beauty and a, fulness of charm at the expense of the rest of their lives; so that they may during these years ensnare the fantasy of a man to such a degree as to make him rush into taking the honourable care of them, in some kind of form, for a lifetime—a step which would not seem sufficiently justified if he only considered the matter. Accordingly, Nature has furnished woman, as she has the rest of her creatures, with the weapons and implements necessary for the protection of her existence and for just the length of time that they will be of service to her; so that Nature has proceeded here with her usual economy. Just as the female ant after coition loses her wings, which then become superfluous, nay, dangerous for breeding purposes, so for the most part does a woman lose her beauty after giving birth to one or two children; and probably for the same reasons.'

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labiteatibit · 2018-06-20T08:48:49+00:00

Something something milk and wine.

2018-06-20T10:13:01+00:00

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m4ch1ina · 2018-06-20T09:43:12+00:00

He’s 55 and she’s only five years older.

ArmbarSuperstar · 2018-06-20T08:59:54+00:00

All hail the wall.

Praise be to the wall

solitudeisunderrated · 2018-06-20T10:00:47+00:00

She was supposed to hit the wall, not eat it.

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AbhijitManj · 2018-06-20T11:11:02+00:00

Imagine if they had gotten married back then and today they go out as a couple & people mistake her for his grandma lmao.

migmxke · 2018-06-20T09:44:47+00:00

grab popcorn and enjoy !! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5837039/Top-Gun-star-Kelly-McGillis-makes-rare-public-appearance-32-years-release-hit-film.html hashtag The WALL takes no prisoners, as Grizzly says

RPG303 · 2018-06-20T10:09:34+00:00

He runs a lot in his movies

ttstte · 2018-06-20T11:12:36+00:00

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WolfgangBreitweit · 2018-06-20T09:19:20+00:00

Cheese and wine.

CastandRefused · 2018-06-20T11:12:02+00:00

She's also some lesbian that hardly anyone remembers while Cruise is a mega star.

ZergSuperHighway · 2018-06-20T12:49:40+00:00

I actually think this has to do with excessive partying and bad eating, exercise habits.

Most women take their good looks for granted and think their metabolisms and skin will stay perfect forever.

asoftwaredeveloper · 2018-06-20T10:08:07+00:00

Something about her turned me off way back when that movie came out. I wonder if males have an instinct to sniff out women who will hit The Wall really hard?

surfingjesus · 2018-06-20T10:50:41+00:00

And this is why women in media get paid less than men.

Men can be around for numerous decades on average and even if they turn to complete shit but can act, they still have a good career.

Women have, if they are very lucky, 20 years. After that nobody wants to see them anymore because they couldn't act to begin with and all people wanted to see what their T&A. Once that shit is all saggy and ballooned out in the wrong ways it's over.

Where would you invest your money? In an actor that has 40 years of notoriety or an actress that can't act and is now a deflating hot air balloon.

kayfab · 2018-06-20T10:56:16+00:00

Check out Kathleen Turner, in romancing the stone, body heat, and check her out in Dumb And Dumber 2.... same effect. WTF

RustCole76 · 2018-06-20T11:10:56+00:00

Let this be a lesson to you all. She may be the head cheerleader now but the wall is merciless and fast approaching.

I'm curious as to what life extension therapies Tom Cruise is on. I assume various beneficial steroids like HGH and such (The good clinical stuff) and i assume stem cell therapies.

He seem to have used plastic surgery very prudently and made sure to not over do it.

leftysix · 2018-06-20T14:23:40+00:00

I'm betting his youth is from sacrificing all the people on Sea Org, or maybe he is really a vampire.

HansKrinkelSchneider · 2018-06-20T15:20:11+00:00

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Comment graveyard in here. Holy shit.

Schwaggaccino · 2018-06-20T16:24:04+00:00

If you want something even more depressing look up Pierce Brosnan and his wife

DCrane09 · 2018-06-20T08:52:57+00:00

Jesus https://www.insideedition.com/headlines/17180-top-gun-star-kelly-mcgillis-on-edge-after-terrifying-home-invasion-help-me

westnblue · 2018-06-20T08:51:09+00:00

Fuuuucccckkkkkk! gonna show my sister

FatKnob · 2018-06-20T11:00:30+00:00

Christ, looks like one of the bull dykes that serves me at the post office!

0kool74 · 2018-06-20T12:42:52+00:00

WOW!!!!! Holy fuck is right! i thought Catherine Bach and Kelly LeBrock turned into spoilt milk but shit......McGillis hit the wall harder than Paul Walker's porsche!

jonathino001 · 2018-06-20T09:41:37+00:00

Wine and milk everybody... Wine and milk...

Greyhuk · 2018-06-20T12:24:34+00:00

Wow...good to see he negotiated a good price for his soul! :D

chris0720 · 2018-06-20T13:23:46+00:00

Did you really think Lestat would age?

wannabe9999 · 2018-06-20T14:48:47+00:00

damn... thats pretty harsh

Top Gun 2 coming out in 2019? should have all the original stars reprise their roles, including McGillis. Make it a comedy.

strangerthing7 · 2018-06-20T15:06:29+00:00

Trump doesn't need to build the wall, just place her at the border..jesus christ.

rationalthought314 · 2018-06-20T21:07:41+00:00

the point here I think is not so much to make fun of an old actress (well maybe a snicker or two) but to snap the thirsty boys out of their self-induced horny stupor of chasing a hot girl to lock her down with marriage based entirely on her looks.

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2018-06-20T11:00:01+00:00

Holy shit..post was aptly named.

I can hardly believe it's real.

mahatya · 2018-06-20T11:00:14+00:00

had to recheck if this isnt made up. indeed very holy fuck

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Venomtitties217 · 2018-06-20T14:13:19+00:00

Highway to the elder zone

ThrowAwayAccount85x · 2018-06-20T16:04:41+00:00

Bring her back for the second one, and don't forget the steamy love scene. lol

WestTexitard · 2018-06-20T12:22:58+00:00

This isn't men going their own way. This is just a picture of two people who lived very different lives and have completely different genetics.

TheSecondLesson · 2018-06-20T13:07:17+00:00

Pretty sure Cruise is on TRT

KnowItAllSMD · 2018-06-20T16:21:56+00:00

Women age much faster than men. Testosterone and HGH are sweet like that. White women in particular have terrible genetics when it comes to aging. Asian women are the way to go in this regard. Cellulite free as well. I’m currently living in Phuket Thailand and you see women here in their 40s that could pass as 18.

daMan_1275 · 2018-06-20T17:05:59+00:00

Men age like wine. Women age like milk

rebellionmarch · 2018-06-20T13:49:46+00:00

Tom doesn't count, he ate the placenta of his childrens birth, he got them stem cells.

Oh and all the treatments his scientologist backing can afford, they wouldn't let the face of their organization get ugly.

i_win_u_know · 2018-06-20T14:54:22+00:00

That's what happens to women. After age 30, most are pretty much screwed in terms of looking youthful.

menshouldhaverights · 2018-06-20T15:59:15+00:00

Tom looks about 20 years younger than he should and that chick looks about 20 years old than she should.

wegsman · 2018-06-20T16:05:43+00:00

She must of been inverted when she hit that wall.

originalOdawg · 2018-06-20T16:22:30+00:00

Is this real life? What happened here?

OneHappyCone · 2018-06-20T17:23:12+00:00

Women age like milk while men age like wine.

Watchingcluturefade · 2018-06-20T18:32:22+00:00

Wait, that is Meg Ryan?

Holy crap, forget talking about men women or whatever else, she just looks absolutely and horribly unhealthy.

What is wrong with her? There is no way you go from being so beautiful to looking like THAT at only 56 without some seriously harmful things done to your body.

My mom is 71 and looks half her age.

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Damn, look at this one too

https://www.google.com/search?q=meg+ryan+looks+old&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiGy9vB8OLbAhVNS6wKHeGmBjMQ_AUICygC&biw=1330&bih=772#imgrc=5YgCJVY6Rpj2DM:

DanTheMGTOW · 2018-06-20T20:17:36+00:00

!redditsilver

wow.... I mean... just take the coin. This pic should be posted within the definition of "the wall."

nicolas_kg · 2018-06-20T20:28:31+00:00

I would like to age well. But I started balding at age 20. I didn't even get to enjoy my second puberty while having hair

the_dude1995 · 2018-06-20T21:32:00+00:00

Well if that's the work of scientology, I'm in.

Pfunk4444 · 2018-06-20T10:50:07+00:00

I’d rather see her looking like that then the plastic face that the princess turned into

annonymous93 · 2018-06-20T10:54:47+00:00

That’s fuckin great 👍

throwaway78991 · 2018-06-20T11:24:58+00:00

Kart0ffel · 2018-06-20T11:57:17+00:00

Aged like milk she did.

caem123 · 2018-06-20T12:04:59+00:00

This realization is repeated often in my real life. It's not even over-dramatized.

JohnPerera · 2018-06-20T12:05:13+00:00

I just wonder how this title "holy fuck" appropriate for a post and yeah its 100% deserve for the title. Damn, this shit make feminists cry and they will curse for the biology!

jkarovskaya · 2018-06-20T12:21:09+00:00

The contrast is stunning.

BaconFinder · 2018-06-20T12:22:37+00:00

From a young Cersei Lannister to a young Gardula the Hut.

2018-06-20T12:24:28+00:00

That wall had proximity mines rofl

cycloneous · 2018-06-20T13:00:24+00:00

The wall is real ladies and gentleman, and it's a cruel little bastard!

CrackingYs · 2018-06-20T13:02:02+00:00

It's the men who age like wine. Women age like milk.

1st10Amendments · 2018-06-20T13:04:35+00:00

Two words: Just DAMN!

omega_dawg93 · 2018-06-20T13:13:30+00:00

hold up!!! hold da fuck up!!! is that the same woman?

maaaan, stop playing...

RK21001 · 2018-06-20T13:45:40+00:00

DAAAAAAYUM

MGTOW-Philosopher · 2018-06-20T14:31:23+00:00

Well, to be fair I think she was older than him, though I don't know how much. Still, to look this bad the age difference would have had to be 20 to 30 years, or she drank, smoked, ate ham, and banged with abandon. I'm guessing it's the latter.

Non-PC-Guy · 2018-06-20T14:42:04+00:00

She didn’t hit the wall; she got splatted onto it very hard. Proof that men age like fine wine.

fritobandito214 · 2018-06-20T14:48:14+00:00

For fucks sake somebody tell me that's her grandma !!!

Taevere · 2018-06-20T14:56:55+00:00

He broke her thyroid

dawson203 · 2018-06-20T14:58:15+00:00

Holy cow, this isn’t real right? This can’t be her

PythagorasNT · 2018-06-20T14:58:53+00:00

Is this real?

robowriter · 2018-06-20T15:19:19+00:00

Queen bitch for a relatively few short years because she came out a lesbyan. It invokes a bit of horror story speculating what type of chemical stew lurks beneath the spare tire around beneath her waist.

This version of Tom Cruise was birthed from an alien pod located in an underground bunker in near Hemet, CA. But as they replicate him it adds years.

WachanIII · 2018-06-20T15:21:16+00:00

Oh my God

sithlordomega · 2018-06-20T15:54:57+00:00

DoccSampson · 2018-06-20T16:01:24+00:00

Ho....ly.....shit

ififcanIhaveacoatplz · 2018-06-20T16:21:50+00:00

Dear God say it aint so. My favorite movie

spy9911 · 2018-06-20T16:28:59+00:00

The wall is a cruel mistress.

bhfanatik · 2018-06-20T16:29:54+00:00

a lot of white knights brigading in the comments

Celegorm07 · 2018-06-20T17:03:18+00:00

Men Ages Better Than Women.

guzman_hemi · 2018-06-20T17:23:10+00:00

Whos that chick next to Ben Shapiro?

MysticStryker · 2018-06-20T17:33:08+00:00

Seriously, what happened to her? She made possibly all the wrong choices imagineable.

Diorama42 · 2018-06-20T18:23:16+00:00

Hey this is the small dick sub right?

2018-06-20T18:26:46+00:00

Wow his grandma was mildly attractive in '86

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2018-06-20T18:27:17+00:00

She will probably blame it on being raped when she was younger. You know toxic masculinity.

GunsRfuns · 2018-06-20T18:33:07+00:00

Thetons galore vs no thetons

peterpeca · 2018-06-20T19:39:27+00:00

To be fair.. ol cruzy has had cosmetic surgery done... in saying that he definitely looks consistent with his younger self rather than the plastic look most women look like post-surgery

lkfjdlkafj · 2018-06-20T19:45:10+00:00

Well ... I'll be damned. Holy fucking shit, this actually checks out. I just double checked it. Best MGTOW advert ever. So that's what happens to a man when he doesn't get married!

I think we just solved immortality. Checkmate, transhumanists ... MGTOW got you beat.

antonioat8 · 2018-06-20T20:04:44+00:00

Scientology is the way :-D

lkfjdlkafj · 2018-06-20T20:13:02+00:00

Clearly, it must have been Scientology.

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2018-06-20T20:20:39+00:00

What's with all the removed comments?

--throwaway · 2018-06-20T20:50:25+00:00

Maybe Scientologist medicine does work...?

Sexydyslexicy · 2018-06-20T21:19:22+00:00

phlents · 2018-06-20T22:52:10+00:00

Can confirm title is correct. Holy fuck. You sure it's the same woman?

redxpills · 2018-06-21T00:03:26+00:00

When White Walker hit the Wall.

2018-06-21T00:41:23+00:00

Stupidest thing I've ever seen lol Cruise has had more surgery than you can imagine.

trailnwire1 · 2018-06-21T00:49:21+00:00

A tail of caution brothers

2018-06-21T01:27:58+00:00

Interview with the Vampire was a documentary.

WhatMixedFeelings · 2018-06-21T02:28:54+00:00

Fine wine vs sour milk

JamesOJames · 2018-06-21T04:17:15+00:00

It never ceases to amaze me how obesity can make you look decades older than your true age.

2018-06-21T04:39:39+00:00

I bet walking to the refrigerator "takes her breath away" now...

rfoconnor · 2018-06-20T10:51:25+00:00

So, is Tom gonna pull a sjw and insist that she reprises her romantic role with him for the sequel?

Inferno-_ · 2018-06-20T10:53:16+00:00

Mind blowing

graveless_ · 2018-06-20T11:34:36+00:00

What the fuck

fuu696 · 2018-06-20T19:01:37+00:00

makes sense, crashed over mach 1 into the wall

PaleoMasculinity · 2018-06-20T20:15:38+00:00

what kind of witchcraft is he into?

Renegade_01 · 2018-06-21T02:41:38+00:00

http://memecrunch.com/meme/4FXPB/damn-smokey/image.jpg

purgetheinfidels · 2018-06-21T00:11:02+00:00

That cant be right. That's the wrong person. That has to be the wrong person.

JohnPerera · 2018-06-20T10:16:53+00:00

Lets be honest here fellas .. Tom Cruise isn't your average guy(human).

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Title	Holy fuck
Author	MMDT
Upvotes	1447
Comments	313
Date	June 20, 2018 8:45 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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