Some men never learn 🤦‍♂️

anongogogo · 2019-04-25T21:51:05+00:00

lmao he should just change his last name to Debt

Global_MGTOW · 2019-04-25T22:09:58+00:00

Why buy when you can just rent?

john21232 · 2019-04-25T22:33:10+00:00

Johnny Derp needs to learn from Leo DiCaptain of MGTOW.

TimVertex · 2019-04-25T21:48:09+00:00

That male mother need is strong as hell.

Infinitewisdom1984 · 2019-04-25T22:23:18+00:00

I mean she's hot and all but why marry her? There's so many women that look that good and better that he could just have fun with

GrinninGremlin · 2019-04-25T22:10:55+00:00

Don't be so cynical...this is true love...the money and fame were totally irrelevant. Bwahahahaha...I can't even type such shit with a straight face.

801735 · 2019-04-25T21:51:33+00:00

"I know this is not a steak, but I like it."-ish

- Cypher

WanderlustYouth · 2019-04-25T22:02:23+00:00

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AngryDeer · 2019-04-26T00:02:24+00:00

She looks expensive

memphishighway61 · 2019-04-25T23:01:12+00:00

This was also in the news. https://www.thisisinsider.com/nicolas-cage-erika-koike-suing-for-spousal-support-4-day-marriage-2019-4?utm_source=reddit.com

miramardesign · 2019-04-25T23:27:24+00:00

Maybe he got a vasectomy. I got a Russian ex-wife off the internet. They are the most ethically disgusting people in the world.

marcopoloman · 2019-04-25T23:31:06+00:00

There goes 75 million.

MesaBoogeyMan · 2019-04-26T00:21:17+00:00

Why do these rich famous people get married ffs. Do they still not see it's for poor people that are depressed?

ShortBus0101 · 2019-04-25T22:38:25+00:00

He was probably renting, then decided to buy.

How many rich guys married their favorite prostitutes?

Magnar96 · 2019-04-25T23:22:56+00:00

Dammit Depp, he's been through enough with Heard and now he's opening that door again, what a nonce.

JohnQPubliq · 2019-04-26T01:15:22+00:00

Shes a fine piece of ass but Russian women are the world champions of gold digging whoredom. She will take him for everything he has left.

NoxLumian · 2019-04-26T01:57:17+00:00

Ah shit, here we go again...

MuleFool42 · 2019-04-25T22:39:21+00:00

I hope there's a prenup.

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-04-26T00:24:22+00:00

they deserve each other

rsXer · 2019-04-26T00:24:34+00:00

Prenupppppppppp!!!!!my man!!!!

2019-04-26T01:45:54+00:00

Johnny Debt

kagetsuki32 · 2019-04-26T02:33:13+00:00

A fool and his money.

PucciSlayer3000 · 2019-04-26T02:45:20+00:00

Why do these people still even get married? It must be some kind of dopamine addiction I swear. Marriage doesn't assure you she'll never cheat, lie, steal, get fat, turn into a cunt, get lazy, etc you name it. If I learned anything through observation it's that women tend to do these things after locking down your money.

Uttfttufftcytfcctf · 2019-04-26T05:39:39+00:00

Mmmm.. a 20 year old Russian dancer, that’s about as sexy as it gets for me. I can hardly blame him. Too bad her nature is to steal and destroy, to suck his very soul out through his cock, leaving him a withered shadow of his former self, and possibly sending him spiraling into a depression so deep he may choose to end his life.

Mgtow_troaway · 2019-04-26T01:43:42+00:00

the whole reason he pursued his career and persona is to play out unresolved affection issues from his mother. He doesn't care if he tanks everything because trying to get these thots to love him was the whole reason for it all.

2019-04-26T02:54:28+00:00

I know those Russian fucks are hot, but that culture is all about survival, not love. Good luck, Depp. I give you six months before TMZ posts the divorce headline. I could think of better ways to spend half of my money.

Pimozv · 2019-04-26T08:43:44+00:00

I don't get it. Why? Do those women withhold sex until marriage or something?

StonedSamsonite · 2019-04-26T09:58:10+00:00

Get. Cameras. Everywhere. Livestream your whole life. Remember it took about 80 tapes of video evidence to clear you the last time...

630am_now · 2019-04-26T13:36:18+00:00

Listen to me, Johnny. Listen. Come here to Hong Kong. Prostitution is legal here. I'll take you to a fine, fine, Russian lady that will charge $150 USD max. Stop being an emo whore. These bitches don't care about you, the person. They're just blinded by the gold. YOU learn to care about yourself. YouTube videos on self-improvement, self-hypnosis, EFT technique, Abraham Hicks and everything else are FREE. Bitches are $100. Why the fuck are you spending millions chasing disappointment??

CollapseOfTheWest · 2019-04-26T00:22:51+00:00

Doesn't he have kids about her age? 🤔

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2019-04-26T08:35:53+00:00

Fool me once shame on you...

This is like the kid who touches the hot stove and gets burned, and then does it again the next day. wtf dude.

Atriplex124 · 2019-04-26T10:25:13+00:00

This is what happens when you still believe in "love" kill the beta, let the man be born!

Scorpiontail · 2019-04-26T12:28:34+00:00

Shades of Nicholas Cage...these dumb guys just never learn.

TigPlaze · 2019-04-26T14:08:01+00:00

A Russian woman marrying a rich, American movie star. I'm sure it has nothing to do with money and she's not a golddigger. It's because she loves him. She would be doing this if he were a nobody who works at Target. /S

Tim3727 · 2019-04-26T00:31:30+00:00

Rip Johnny depp. Especially a Russian chick. As someone who lived in Russia and is close to russian culture, many men beat their girls there. Not because they're are abusive human beings or anything. The russian women are so twisted that even good, decent men resort ro violence.

Mitchel-256 · 2019-04-26T06:18:59+00:00

C’mon, Johnny, I know those tits are tantalizing, but it ain’t worth it, man.

2019-04-26T06:44:11+00:00

He’s on a roll!

2019-04-26T07:21:26+00:00

I can see why he's with her, why he'd marry I can't understand.

MisterioBerlin · 2019-04-26T08:50:43+00:00

just boink the slut and move on

redditrat99 · 2019-04-26T10:58:57+00:00

I burned my hand the last time I stuck it in fire... but this time...

NietzscheExplosion · 2019-04-26T13:18:56+00:00

Shes your private dancer...dancer for money...any old music will do.

McCoonaz · 2019-04-26T13:21:51+00:00

Dont do it!

MGTOWlifer · 2019-04-26T15:49:25+00:00

Totally read this as Mrs derp. Well, even that reading wasn't wrong lol

2019-04-26T22:00:55+00:00

Honk honk 🤡

DiscombobulatedSalt2 · 2019-04-27T03:17:01+00:00

How could he be so stupid?

DanManDanny · 2019-04-25T23:42:48+00:00

You fucked her already...

Are you not entertained

Laindert_Man · 2019-04-25T23:49:52+00:00

I hope she sucks him dry.

2019-04-26T01:53:48+00:00

Johnny must be drunk 24/7.

I believe it.

Sid_Vichous · 2019-04-26T02:15:07+00:00

The baby boomers keep the moribund wedding industry alive.

SupremeGentleman92 · 2019-04-26T02:17:44+00:00

No sympathy for these cucks. He deserves what’s coming to him.

witheringslights · 2019-04-26T02:34:02+00:00

Oh Johnny. They line up for Sparrow smash time. Don't marry these ho's, ever.

Bisquick_in_da_MGM · 2019-04-26T02:51:58+00:00

I don’t think I’d learn too.

DeliriousNF · 2019-04-26T02:56:34+00:00

Some don't but that is a nice big fuck you to the ex

quietday · 2019-04-26T03:15:55+00:00

Johnny Derp

flying_postman · 2019-04-26T03:32:15+00:00

Like whyyy?!?! Almost sure she never even asked for that and even if she gave him an "ultimatum" he could have called her bluff since I'm doubtful she would walk away from a high status guy like Depp.

White_Mlungu_Capital · 2019-04-26T03:39:36+00:00

Does he marry these girls, if he is smart he can keep them as short term girlfriends and move on to the next one before she can claim common law rape.

drunkenmonkey66 · 2019-04-26T03:42:55+00:00

Men learn... fools however...

theantiChad · 2019-04-26T03:55:49+00:00

She is hot AF though... I think he’s just trying to get back at his last ex-wife.

2019-04-26T04:04:36+00:00

why marry...

midnightblood · 2019-04-26T04:23:41+00:00

She's going to be dancing to the Kremlin with all his money

Loban8990 · 2019-04-26T04:50:42+00:00

Jesus dude why? Don't you learn?

no112358 · 2019-04-26T05:37:26+00:00

He doesn't learn... Idiot

BastaHR · 2019-04-26T05:48:43+00:00

This gonna be good.

lookingnotbuying · 2019-04-26T06:50:36+00:00

Just looking just saying

Trollileo123 · 2019-04-26T07:04:55+00:00

Holy christ she is a surely a creation of god tho.

A beautiful monster.

2ludwig · 2019-04-26T08:02:11+00:00

Nomen est Omen The translation of Depp to German reveals it Depp == fool

IntellegoTheTrue1 · 2019-04-26T08:05:42+00:00

With all that popularity he could fuck every girl on the snap of a finger, but he still simps. Food for thoughts.

TheLightningMachine · 2019-04-26T08:35:31+00:00

What a moron.

Kylezar · 2019-04-26T09:59:58+00:00

Jonny Derp

Metroid83slayer · 2019-04-26T10:41:15+00:00

Marrying a goldigger eh, that going to end well. Some rich guys actually figured this out and started marrying plain jane's instead of hot women because they are more grateful and less likely to take all his money in court. It is still stupid to get married though, at the very least hide your wealth away in a trust fund.

lonewolfsigmamgtow · 2019-04-26T11:18:17+00:00

Such a pussy-whipped man. He could have all the pornstars he want in bed every hour.

DeplorableToast · 2019-04-26T11:29:02+00:00

These useful (Hollywood) idiots ...

kaolin224 · 2019-04-26T11:41:53+00:00

Sucks that some dudes are so plugged in they just have to be married.

If you're standing in the checkout line of a supermarket you're surrounded by racks of garbage tabloids. On the covers it's always about celebrities getting married, divorced, remarried, rinse and repeat.

Like they're using their new relationships and marriages to get back at their exes and prove they're not a "loser"...

But they don't realize they're playing themselves.

Johnny Depp should have his divorce lawyer on speed dial because they'll be talking again very soon.

But hey, congrats to the new couple and hope it lasts forever!

Fucking idiot...

funknaught · 2019-04-26T11:46:42+00:00

Wow following in nick cage's footsteps. I wonder how long this will last.

wastingtoomuchthyme · 2019-04-26T12:41:12+00:00

she's the killshot that'll take him down completely..

cleats4u · 2019-04-26T13:07:39+00:00

California...the give me half yo shit state. This guy has drank so much alcohol he is permanently gone out of reality. Just like Nick Cage. At the end of the day that shit is gonna cost 100 million. Somebody make these guys go to AA!

Suited_Vulture · 2019-04-26T15:38:56+00:00

If he truly is this stupid then he deserves every bit of misery he inflicts upon himself time and time again.

zomgteh · 2019-04-26T15:57:14+00:00

Ах ты сука

Careful_Description · 2019-04-26T19:58:54+00:00

A lot of Hollywood stories/relationship are fake/acted out. It's side money/publicity/keeping up fan interest until the next big production.

Samuraidweeb · 2019-04-27T19:15:55+00:00

Pussy can make you do some retarded things.

J03SChm03OG · 2019-04-26T03:20:53+00:00

Title	Some men never learn 🤦‍♂️
Author	AceBalmain
Upvotes	818
Comments	166
Date	April 25, 2019 9:46 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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