So there I was minding my own business, enjoying a nice bourbon and relaxing when a text comes in over my phone. It is from my ex wife (we have been divorced over a year now) and it says:

Happy New year I MISS YOU!

What? WTF bitch, you tried to have me arrested, thrown out of my home, threatened to ruin me and take all my money, fuk you even threatened to kill my pets. And YOU MISS ME?????!!!!!

FUUUUUUUUKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Why, why do women do this shit?