Tips for handling cock-blocking kids?

TrainingTheBrain · 2015-08-25T13:55:43+00:00

Dude, my wife calls our kids CB #1 (3yrs) and CB #2(6 yrs) so I get it.

First, we don't have set 'sex time'. sex happens whenever I want it to happen. So if we put the kids down for a nap at noon, we're fucking then and it's going to be hard and fast.

If we have the kids at my parents and need to go to the store for burgers or whatever, my wife and I will volunteer and she'll blow me in the car.

At night, I repeat to my kids that if they are to wake up that they are to go to bed. If they have to go to the bathroom, then they go and tuck themselves in. If my 3 & 6 year old can understand it, your kids should be able to as well.

Stay up later. You are parents but you guys are also husband and wife. There are nights where I am tired as fuck or my wife will be from work, lifting, just regular day exhaustion and we still will make ourselves stay up to enjoy some alone time. We may watch southpark or we may go right into sex, or she may role play for 15 minutes while I act like I just met her and have to game her to fucking me. It's worth the extra cup of coffee the next day.

Your kids are old enough to be out and about, fuck her while they're gone. She wants to fold clothes while nobody is around, throw her on the clothes and take her. The kids are outside riding bikes, sneak to the room and blast her pussy with your caveman dick.

You have to make it work and ensure you aren't in the routine of sex is only in the bedroom and at night Fuck That

ThatOtherMarriedGuy · 2015-08-25T14:03:22+00:00

If you've tucked them in, why are they knocking on your door?

Just in general, why are they knocking on your door?

Tell them that it's mom and dad time and they need to go away. If they knock, take away their Ipads for a couple of days and they'll get the message.

Archwinger · 2015-08-25T14:49:42+00:00

Honestly, this isn't as big of a priority as you're making it out to be. The important thing is that both you and your wife want sex, and you both try to make time for it. She wants, respects, and desires you. That's darn near more important for the health of your marriage than the actual act of fucking.

Kids, while annoying and frustrating in many ways, are special. It's indescribable how much we love them, but eventually, no matter how strong our love for them is, they grow up and leave us. Both you and your wife will look back and smile fondly at the time in your lives when your young kids were knocking at the door when you were trying to have sex.

It would be one thing if your wife was using your kids as an excuse to avoid sex that you wanted and she didn't, but if she's into sex, wants you, wants it, is a great mother and wife, keeps a great house, and you guys are managing to make some time for it despite having two kids, you're doing all right.

BluepillProfessor · 2015-08-25T15:12:01+00:00

for some reason one of them will be knocking on our door.

I yell: "Get lost! We are busy!"

Marriedwithkidz · 2015-08-25T13:53:27+00:00

We seriously don't care if ours hear us. They are 10-11-13 and 15. They know we do 'it', it is up to them to stay in their bedroom past a certain time or they chance hearing us or seing us once we are done and getting out to go cleaned up.

turbosympathique · 2015-08-25T15:33:38+00:00

My wife has a really bad memory of walking in on her parents when she was 9, so she is very hesitant when they are around (unless it is middle of the night and the kids are asleep, but then we have to be quiet and not have a wild time).

Honesty and direct communication is our best policy. Like my wife says we have 10-11-13 and 15 years old. They are old enough to understand that We have sex. And we understand that they don't want to "surprise" us by accident. So we are honest about it. When I see that they are still awake I tell them that if they don't want to see naked people they better stay in bed!

When you are back from work today, flirt with your wife in-front of your kids. Grab her etc... like a normal couple in love. And when they are all at the table just tell them your ground rule and expectation. EX: Hey kids you know by now that me and your mom have sex right?.. Past your bed time roaming trough the house is at your own risk. So if you don't want to see us or hear us having SEX then respect the rule.

Your wife might be a little embarrassed at first but she will be glad that you took the lead on this one.

Trust me your kids REALLY DON'T want to see or hear you!

squirrelcuisine · 2015-08-25T16:22:54+00:00

I take Mom down to the theatre room. The basement door locks as does the door to the theatre room.

Turn the music up.. (and turn the disco light on)

and have a blast.

Did that 10 years ago..

my kids are late teens now. (why is mom walking down the hallway with a closed robe on and high heels? Why are they going downstairs? )

bogeyd6 · 2015-08-25T17:50:31+00:00

This also used to be my problem as well. We have one, 10, and he likes to be in our bedroom whenever we are in there. One day in particular I was getting some killer oral sex and he knocked on the door. I felt her head go up and i grabbed a fist full of hair and kept her doing the work. Then told him we are getting pajamas on. Well that worked. I guess the screaming bothered him and he went outside to play.

Moral of the story is fuck when the kids are out of the house playing. Otherwise dont let her stop when the kids knock. I answer the questions and finally tell him to leave. She has stopped trying to quit mid-sex when he knocks anymore. I guess I had to condition her more than him. If he hangs outside the front door, I guess he gets scarred for life.

Sepean · 2015-08-25T14:16:21+00:00

Can't they go out and do stuff, visit friends, go to the movies, do sports, sleep over at friends, etc.? I assume they're out of the house on their own a lot, it seems like just coordinating their absence will give your room for some fun time. You can fuck in the daytime.

RPAlternate42 · 2015-08-27T17:30:19+00:00

I'd like you to know that we have a /r/redpillfatherhood sub-reddit too.

TheStrenuousPelican · 2015-08-25T19:36:07+00:00

No pets in the bedroom. When they scratch, open the door and spray 'em in the face. Be persistent. They will learn.
Kids should be affraid to knock on the door. Do whatever it takes to make them that way.
Use music, a fan, or some form of white noise to reduce distracting kid/pet noise outside of the bedroom.
Depending on the layout of your home, kids go to their bedrooms for quiet time an hour before it is time to sleep. They can read, play quietly, or whatever, but they should be in their rooms. If their rooms are next to yours, you could do the inverse and set them up in the living room with TV time or something and make it routine that YOU go to your room for quiet time before bed.

You are in charge of your house. If things are not happening according to the way you like, change them.

Redneck001 · 2015-08-25T14:58:52+00:00

My wife has a really bad memory of walking in on her parents when she was 9, so she is very hesitant when they are around

Leave the house. She's rejecting you.

My wife also is wiped out by 10pm, so often she is falling asleep before the kids

Leave the house, she's rejecting you.

but then we have to be quiet and not have a wild time

Do you see a pattern here? If you've alphaed up, this bullshit disappears.

You're got some more work to do, dude.

wife attracted and game for more sex

Really? When? When she's not sleeping, or if the kids are asleep, or if you'll be quiet? Just keep improving yourself, this will all change.

I initiate while kids in the shower, while they are in their rooms watching TV, whenever. My wife used to do the fall asleep thing to avoid sex, give me the "kids awake" excuse, the duty sex "be quiet" shit. I had to get up and leave a few times, stop in the middle and tell her I just wasn't interested in half-assed mediocre sex. She came around.

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