I have a bigger problem with her facial expression and the retarded means of communication she has chosen here than I do with the content of her message
Now his wife has a kid...I'd love to hear her actual day-to-day schedule (and her feelings on how hard it is). Bill Burr has spent his career "denying pussy passes" and then goes home to give his lazy/unattractive/untalented wife his paycheck before he goes in the den to watch hockey while his wife watches Real Housewives on the big TV.
Bill Burr's onstage persona is as fake as Dice's or Larry the Cable Guy's.
Still, his "Gold Digging Whores" bit might be the best comedic piece of all time.
If what you say is true, you are a 100% real man. You’re what Democrats check under their bed at night for, what socialist scum fear in bright alleys.
On another note, I also commend you for not closed fist slapping your wife. If 6 hours is your idea of sleeping in, and she still breaks your balls over it, you’re a fucking saint. I don’t support marital violence, but God damn me if I don’t see why some men snap and bury a bitch in the backyard.
This is retarded. Your kid is how you make them, they will model themselves after you. If the bitch responding thinks children are a genetic disaster, it's because HER kids will be because she's scum. This isn't pussy pass denied, this is just pathetic
Do you mean being child free is sad or being apart of the child free subreddit?
The subreddit is full of annoying, crying, petty cowards.( Lots of parents are too)
However, being child free is fucking fantastic. My life is good, I have way more money and nice things then my peers and I get to vacation far more and have no stress.
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Who the fuck said you weren’t white? And why am I supposed to care?
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I could ask you the same. You were the one to comment to me about racism and for some reason had to specifically point out how not racist you are.
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You're not very bright are you?
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I have a bigger problem with her facial expression and the retarded means of communication she has chosen here than I do with the content of her message
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Now his wife has a kid...I'd love to hear her actual day-to-day schedule (and her feelings on how hard it is). Bill Burr has spent his career "denying pussy passes" and then goes home to give his lazy/unattractive/untalented wife his paycheck before he goes in the den to watch hockey while his wife watches Real Housewives on the big TV.
Bill Burr's onstage persona is as fake as Dice's or Larry the Cable Guy's.
Still, his "Gold Digging Whores" bit might be the best comedic piece of all time.
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Is that how it works? Wow...thanks for the science lesson.
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Coffee? What the hell is coffee? She only drinks double caramel macchiato pumpkin spice lattes with a twist, betch.
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This is my wife. I work 24 hours on and 48 hours off. She hates when I haven't been working on a project and been just sitting around relaxing.
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That's crazy. Never knew any other profession that did 24/48's.
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It ain't that easy and I have invested alot into the one I have now.
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That's a businesslike approach
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If what you say is true, you are a 100% real man. You’re what Democrats check under their bed at night for, what socialist scum fear in bright alleys.
On another note, I also commend you for not closed fist slapping your wife. If 6 hours is your idea of sleeping in, and she still breaks your balls over it, you’re a fucking saint. I don’t support marital violence, but God damn me if I don’t see why some men snap and bury a bitch in the backyard.
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"CHILDREN CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE WORLD AND ARE ALL POTENTIAL RAPISTS....THE HUMAN RACE IS A VIRUS!!!"
Somehow that is an upvote worthy pussy pass denial.
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This is retarded. Your kid is how you make them, they will model themselves after you. If the bitch responding thinks children are a genetic disaster, it's because HER kids will be because she's scum. This isn't pussy pass denied, this is just pathetic
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Do you mean being child free is sad or being apart of the child free subreddit?
The subreddit is full of annoying, crying, petty cowards.( Lots of parents are too)
However, being child free is fucking fantastic. My life is good, I have way more money and nice things then my peers and I get to vacation far more and have no stress.
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