When I first started out, I legit memorized common shit test responses like I was preparing for an interview. As a firm believer in 'fake it till you make it', it worked for me. Going out with the boys, my 'luck' was unbelievable. It helps that my SMV is reasonable. Over time, my on-the-spot improv responses got better. I can now recognize and destroy anything. Did I get too good though?

I've been with my girl for awhile now, she has only seen the post-TRP me. I've implemented everything, treating her like a child, setting boundaries, being assertive and most importantly passing shit tests.

Last night, she came over for food. While on the bed, we both hear a creaking noise in the corner.

Her: What's that noise?

Me: My camera. I record all girls I have sex with.

H: why?

M: I don't want to catch a case, I don't trust these hoes.

H: No really.

M: My camera..

H: (Gets up) You're a liar

M: (Almost call her a gullible idiot, I hold back) What?

H: You always lie about everything, I'm leaving, I can't trust you.

M: (Call her bluff) Alright I have to study anyways.

H: You never truly told me how many women you slept with.

M: (Ignore)

H: Or how much you make at your new job. (graduating soon)

At this point shes about to cry, and tries to leave. I realize that I haven't been passing the comfort tests shes been shooting me. I give her a hug and say we should talk after we take a nap. I proceed to cuddle and tell her how much I care about her in her ear.

We haven't revisited the topic.

That balance is key. I feel like I got addicted to being that alpha and having that alpha persona. I forgot that shes still a girl and wants to feel cared for. Modifying my game..

EDIT: Some guys are asking where I found the shit test responses. I earlier said they were in seddit. I was mistaken, Google heartiste shit test compendium. I also made some of my own.

Just to clarify, when she originally asked me the last 2 questions, I agree'd and amplified until she got off my back. This was not the first time.