THE GREATEST PICKUP LINE EVER

Dr_Frogstein · 2016-09-15T21:51:26+00:00

More. Shit. Like. This.

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Find woman. Take woman.

donkeyotee · 2016-09-15T23:11:25+00:00

Back when I studied PUA techniques I came across a post called the Shock and Awe strategy.

In a nut shell it's just skipping past all the other bullshit once she starts giving indications of interest just suggest going to her place or her coming to your place.

I'll tell you right now that shit works. The first HB8 bartender I pulled was pretty much just me suggesting I go to her place to sleep it off when she said something about me being careful not to get too drunk.

Of course she said "I don't know if thats a good idea" that told me she hadn't dismissed the idea out of hand. I didn't say shit. This is the most important part. Just stood there while she processed the idea. the she said "we're not going to have sex".

We got to her place and she ran inside real quick while I was waiting and came back down in a tee shirt and panties. I dint even have to try. She basically attacked me and started humping me. Ha.

LockedOnTheRedPill · 2016-09-15T22:38:52+00:00

Sometimes you gotta learn the hard way. I, back in my less impressive days, Attempted to use some pretty stock pick-up lines to open this girl in a park. She called me a "fat creep" (I was 75 pounds heavier than I am now) and walked away. I never used a pickup line ever again. Also, the book "The Charisma Myth" is a great book about learning how to use charm and charisma to your advantage. It's a great read, and I highly recommend it. Girls want to be around me, because they know there won't be a dull moment when I'm around. That's the entire concept around gaining charm and charisma. The biggest thing about "picking up" (I hate that expression btw) girls, is that you need to A. Look good and don't be a fat fuck, and B. Be a person she WANTS to be around. Fuck that, be the person she NEEDS to be around. Also, playful teasing is a sure way to get 97% percent of all girls' panties wet, as long as you look good too. You'll just be an asshole to her if she doesn't find you attractive.

CherryStripes · 2016-09-16T03:18:28+00:00

"Say hi then imagine her blowing you"

"Hi HNRGGG"

MortalSisyphus · 2016-09-16T00:10:34+00:00

Me: "Hi."

Her: "Hi.

...

umm, did you need something?"

Me: "Uhh, hmm... I didn't plan a follow up, so you caught me off guard. Well, those nice fat lips are doing wonders! Shit I'm getting a boner now."

Her: "I'm calling the police."

Me: "Fuck I must not be shutting my brain down enough."

vagbutters · 2016-09-15T23:39:40+00:00

Before you feel overly confident about what OP is saying, just remember-- if your physique is shit, your fashion style is shit, and you're poorly groomed, none of this will matter (at least as far as picking up anything above an HB4 is concerned).

kkoomi · 2016-09-16T00:46:21+00:00

Could anyone expand on the "arouse (polarize)" step? Does this mean after demonstrating some value (confidence, humor whathaveyou) you say something sexual to see her reaction?

Surfincloud9 · 2016-09-16T00:53:43+00:00

Lay 5 bricks a day everyday

untitled_redditor · 2016-09-16T03:08:05+00:00

I have long been a fan of "hi" online and in person. If they're interested it doesn't matter how you open IMHO. Overcoming them not being attracted to me isn't something I'm interested in. And if they are attracted, hi is always enough.

JJMcgray · 2016-09-16T04:15:51+00:00

"Hi"

(Imagine her sucking your dick)

"Oh yeah I like when you play with my balls"

Oh shit I fucked it up! I kid. Good post man.

WhitieVI · 2016-09-15T20:20:50+00:00

Great post. Thanks for the advice.

RichKingOfBangmar · 2016-09-16T03:58:57+00:00

The "imagine her blowing you" bit is really useful to bring in a sexual vibe. Trumps all the silly "look at her left eye, then her lips, then her right eye" nonsense.

J_AsapGem · 2016-09-16T04:48:27+00:00

starting the conversation is 99% of the hassle.

so fucking true man, approach is the hardest part, but as you break the ice and you realize she cool with you, smooth sailing from there unless you fuck up

F1remind · 2016-09-16T08:28:00+00:00

This is the essence of all this. A very decent way to say "Screw you and your shitty fears, everyone has them and you are not special. Get out there and talk to people if you want to know more people."

redsound · 2016-09-16T22:49:30+00:00

What happened? Why it has been deleted?

Avskygod0 · 2016-09-15T20:55:55+00:00

10/10 ebin post

should be in side-bar

rhapsodyforever · 2016-09-16T08:55:48+00:00

This doesn't work for me.

I'll say hi, she'll say hello and we're back to square one.

oliver51293 · 2016-09-16T04:16:15+00:00

My personal favorite pick up line.

"Hi, Did you know I'm a general?"

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, I've got two privates down my trousers manning the heavy artillery"

But I'm such a cheesy fucker I make french brie look mild.

gijsiebert · 2016-09-16T05:11:19+00:00

You could not be more successful with women.

Zerwas · 2016-09-16T08:54:24+00:00

YOU THINK TOO MUCH! I'm terrible when I think too much

This cant be overstated. If you see a girl you like: Approach her without hesitation before the brainfuck starts telling you what could go wrong etc.
Go with your intuition. Most times women react extremely positive. You will be surprised!

redpillfil · 2016-09-17T14:46:07+00:00

I just saved the post...now its gone

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FlowingKing · 2016-09-16T00:17:26+00:00

Thank you man.

I'm in high school and whenever we go out to different places it's easiest to just talk to random people for the hell of it rather than thinking of a fucking script.

And thank goodness for TRP because I'm not bad looking but I realized that no matter how great a fucking line is, if you're overweight or skinny AF then it doesn't matter. SMV counts before the lines do.

dodgingbadger · 2016-09-15T21:00:19+00:00

damn man. how thirsty you gotta be to be approaching >=5 girls A DAY?

THE GREATEST PICKUP LINE EVER

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