Summary: Tinder, the hookup app (or so it's called) is actually just a simple dating tool women use to simplify their hypergamy. It breaks the men down into digestible, tangible qualities that a swiping woman can use to easily and quickly qualify them with.

I wanted to jot down some thoughts on the app Tinder. I know it's a bit late and past its major heyday but analysing what the app tells us about the SMP can help us uncover some redpill truths. I also know many guys here still use it.

I was in an LTR during the peak Tinder days so I never really got the chance to master the art of pulling a Tinderella, but from the experiences I had with friends phones and the short stint messing with the app while broken up I've come to some realisations about what it tells us about women.

Tinder is pushed as an app to find a quick hookup. There is no need to go to much effort and you can get straight to talking with people you find attractive and interesting. Naturally the promoted casual sex part of it leads many men to believe that they will find success on the app, but, as many of us know, quickly find themselves with no matches and a shattered ego.

Why is it that so many men have such little success using an app made exclusively to meet easy, DTF women?

It's because Tinder is not an app intended to be used by men.

A women's dating app

Men use Tinder to try and find an easy lay, they put up the best pictures of themselves, craft a funny bio and wait for the interest to start rolling in. They are looking for one night stands or casual flings with the app. Many guys would not want to date a woman they met on Tinder, because they presume that any woman using the app is a slut. They are mistaken. The women who use tinder are just as promiscuous and hypergamous as the average girl on the street. Normal women use Tinder, in fact the vast majority of Tinder girls are just like any girl you would pick up at a bar or see at your university.

If you were of college or high school age a year or so ago, you may have come to the realisation that almost every single female friend of yours had tinder. I know I certainly did. These were girls I presumed were not promiscuous at all, girls who said they had the app "for friends", and even the pretty girls turning down advances every night. They all had the app. They were all thirsty hoes. AWALT.

Thirsty for what exactly?

Girls do not use Tinder to try and find casual sex. Women do not really enjoy casual sex. Stranger sex for girls is scary, risky, and most of the time boring. It takes a while for a woman to get comfortable enough with a guy to start losing her inhibitions and enjoying herself. It also takes a while for the guy to learn exactly how the girl wants to be fucked. Tell me, how often have your drunken one night stands involved mind shatteringly great sex? It's rare. Women know this, they're not on Tinder looking for good sex.

If a girl tells you she "likes casual sex" what she is really saying is she "likes casual sex with attractive guys". If women really enjoyed sex just to get off then you'd see HB10s hooking up with short and hairy Larry Longcock with the 10inch dick and pneumatic tongue.

Women look to fuck attractive guys for two reasons

  1. Self-validation. They want to be confirmed they are attractive and need a high SMV male to do that for them. They will trade pussy for compliments and validation.

  2. They are looking for a high SMV boyfriend. They will trade pussy for continued contact with alpha males, hoping to one day rope one in.

eBay of the SMP

All women you find on the app will be after one or both of these things. I'd say the vast majority of women using tinder are on the app solely to find a partner. The true-Sluts who use the app for validation are actually in the minority.

Tinder simplifies dating for a woman immensely. It takes the SMP and provides a simple platform with an easy interface for women to practice their hypergamy. It's sole purpose is to help women find their mister right, their Alpha Bucks. Of course we know that just like our unicorns, they don't exist, and so the Tinderellas swipe away the neckbeards with essays in their bio and get pumped and dumped by the Chads with abs in their pic. It's a quicker, simpler digitization of the female mating strategy.

For those of you who have pulled on Tinder and it went well, how often would you say the the girl hits you up the next day? I'm willing to bet it's quite a few. If you have qualified yourself enough to her, (high SMV, good game, great sex) she will naturally fall hard for you. It "just happened". She is on tinder looking for a boyfriend, and she will ride the carousel until she finds one that "is different".... and she will try to lock him down.

If you were a woman, why would you not want to use this app?

  1. Vastly reduced effort. Only your best pics are shown to potential suitors. They will see you in your favourite outfits at your best angles. No need to get dolled up every weekend and hit the bar in order to find a guy, you can lay in bed all night swiping in your pyjamas. No urgent need to impress right away.

  2. No need to approach. Before if you saw a cute guy at the bar there was no chance you could just go over and chat him up; sometimes you'll make the fuck me eyes but he won't notice or be too much of a pussy. With Tinder you can have 1000 guys profiles literally delivered to your phone in seconds! You can get through and tick off hundreds of guys a night. Approaching guys just got so much easier, and there's no chance of them misreading hints at first.

  3. Tangible qualities are out in the open. This one is the main point. Tinder exists solely to take all of the SMV points you have and lay them out in the open for girls to see. You are basically saying: "Here is what I look like, this is what I do, these are my friends. Take it or leave it". Your tinder profile is a listing on the eBay of the SMP. The women are the buyers. There is no room for negotiation like in real life. No haggling until you are matched. You can't employ game on tinder, and that's why women love it, they won't be tricked. They will only see the parts of you that they care about, in the order of the importance.

Be Attractive. Don't be Unattractive

First they look at your appearance. This is the one and only qualifier that women will use, the great filter, the most important. If there's anything to take from this post it's the realisation that Tinder all but confirms to us that you will not be getting any quality pussy whatsoever if you are unattractive. If you have game but are unattractive you will fail often. If you try to pick up girls and you are unattractive you will fail often.

Women rate looks so highly that they are willing to discount literally everything else about the guy on the basis of it. When a woman insta swipes left without even looking at other pictures or reading the bio, it means that the guy was simply just too fugly for her to care enough to pursue. In order to win, you must work on your looks.

Ugly men are invisible

The red pill is the shocking realisation that women are just as shallow and solipsist as men are portrayed to be. Think to how often you have completely disregarded a girl as a sexual prospect without even thinking, based solely on the first glance you got at her. Women do this. All the time. At a much higher level. Tinder makes this easier for them.

Product Specifications?

If you're lucky enough to have passed the attraction test we go onto the next step. If you are a 9 or 10 then you've probably already been swiped, that's how easy it is. I'll repeat, if you are stunningly attractive you can have no other pictures and no bio and still be flooded with matches.

The next thing a girl will look out for is your Bio, and only really if you're toeing the line between "would only fuck him with beer goggles" and "I wouldn't be too ashamed to show him to my friends". A wall'o'text indicates beta behaviour and neckbearded bitchiness. Don't write your life story in your bio, it'll dry up every pair of panties that comes across you. Women look for stoicism. Stoicism is having a short bio.

Your bio should only include things about yourself that raises your SMV. Keep it short and simple, bullet points could even work. You are selling yourself to the market, and no one wants to read the product specifications in prose. Make the job for the lady an easy one, help her qualify you by not making her do work in order to figure out who you are. If you are tall, your height NEEDS to be the first thing on your bio. Next is your job and university/major only if they are impressive. Next is any sport or significantly important hobbies you are actually into. You want only masculine and important information on your bio. Eg.

Chad

6'1

UCLA/Economics/Soccer

That's it. Nothing more to it. Make the job for your potential match an easy one.

A word on jokes in the bio, you can try it and sometimes they will work, but I always think they come across as too try hard. A stoic alpha with abundance mentality doesn't try and impress online women with jokes. He lists his qualities on the app and waits to be chased.

Show them you are a cool guy that does shit

If your bio and initial pic is okay, she will look at your other pictures to try and find out what kind of person you are. The key here is to only post pictures that up your SMV and never ones that embarrass you. Here are a few of the best kinds to have as supporting pics.

  1. Pictures with a pretty girl on your arm. (Preselection)
  2. Pictures with a few friends on a group outing, only if your friends are attractive too. You don't want to be thought to hang around with losers. (Social Proof)
  3. Funny picture with a celebrity. (Social Proof)
  4. Picture of you with a dog.
  5. Picture of you playing a sport.
  6. Picture of you doing something rad (rock climbing, skating, painting, whatever.)
  7. Picture of you working with kids.
  8. You in your nice car. Not just your car, that's try hard.

Try to avoid posting multiple pictures that say the same thing, or pictures where she has to guess who you are. 5 pictures of you at a club with friends tells us that you have no real hobbies. If you are ugly use your picture with the highest social proof as your main.

You matched! Now what?

Simple, only after all those qualifiers will a girl then deem you worthy to speak to her. I say that because a woman will never message first, just like in real life your first shit test is having the balls to approach. Once the conversation has started she's testing to see if you have game. If you don't and start to flounder like a beta, she will drop you faster than a turd, even if you're supermodel attractive.

Just like an interview, if a girl matches with you, you've already got the job. The conversation is required for them to make sure you're not crazy/a total beta.

T&A

All women need to do for their profle is post pictures of their body. Guys will qualify based solely on looks. The bio could be (and often is) empty. That's because women know this. They know how the SMP works. They know that they will be judged solely on their appearance. Why else would they all try and trick us into thinking they are more attractive?

Tinder is a very accurate condensed model for how real life dating works. The girls ignore the uglies first, then the losers, then the betas. They fuck the top 20% alphas in the hopes of getting commitment. They use sex as a bargaining chip to get what they want. All women know this, most employ it. Sex is not something women get, men get sex. Sex is something women give... in order to get what they want.

If you can't tell whether they're fat or not, they're fat. If you don't know which one she is in the group, she's the ugly one. Pretty girls don't hide themselves. They flaunt.

Show me your wares

Tinder allows both parties to come to the electronic trading table and offer their products simply and straightforward. The girl comes to the table with her body (money), the only thing the guy wants and all she needs to offer. She proves she's kept it in good shape. After that it's her turn to choose whether she wants to buy.

The guy presents his items and it is the girls job to qualify whether he brings enough to match the perceived value of her pussy. There is no haggling or negotiation. If she deems him worthy, he still has to prove himself now in his actions; but it's highly likely that they will take place in the transaction of sex for commitment.

Branch Grabber 2000

Lastly I want to touch on one more reason why I think Tinder is a dating app for women.

Women cheat. They branch swing from man to man, often never staying single for too long or at all. They use cheating to get out of dead relationships. However, cheating can be hard, especially if your SO knows your normal schedule. It would be suspicious if Shirley Suckscock suddenly started going out on the town every other night, but if Shirley downloads Tinder and finds Chad cock to bounce on her boyfriend is none the wiser.

Branch swinging becomes much easier if you have an anonymous app that can connect you with all the single high SMV males in your city.

Lessons Learned

  • Women do not like casual sex, they like casual sex with hot guys

  • Women who use tinder are no sluttier than those who don't, they are just lazier

  • Women use tinder to try and find high SMV guys and rope them into a relationships

  • Your tangible qualities are all a woman cares about.

  • You are selling yourself, make it easy for the buyer with a simple product listing

  • Social proof and preselection is enough to raise your SMV a significant amount

  • Women commodify their own sex. They trade it for the potential of a relationship.

  • Tinder allows for no negotiation before matching. You cannot negotiate attraction.