[44F] is looking for an "extremely wealthy" man to settle down. Goal in life is be the perfect wife. World travels are a must. Seems a good deal for us.

ColdCause · 2019-05-02T10:39:25+00:00

Lol that ship sailed 20 years ago

Autisticus · 2019-05-02T10:55:38+00:00

You do know shes gonna fuck that yoga instructor, right

I mean, weve all played gtav

Rascal_Blacktail · 2019-05-02T11:32:06+00:00

How delusional /entitled does one have to be to think they DESERVE to just latch on to someone who’s already done all of the hard work to become successful and then they can just waltz into the life and reap all of the benefits. All of these women have somehow convinced themselves that by going online for their dating that they’ve increased their chance at finding “Prince Charming”. They’re all fucking crazy

moorekom · 2019-05-02T16:45:37+00:00

Report: Kill yourselves cuck mods.

Someone is feeling uneasy. Good to know.

boisdevie · 2019-05-02T10:55:11+00:00

I'm sure a really successful man could buy something a little better - younger, tighter.

r8001 · 2019-05-02T11:15:49+00:00

Are they serious, or someone deliberately creating these just for fun? I mean how fucking delusional can a real person get?...

theoracleofosiris · 2019-05-02T10:41:28+00:00

44 is just 1 year to menopause

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2019-05-02T12:17:25+00:00

I’ll give her 1 plus, her skin looks great for being nearly 50.

But how utterly delusional do you have to be to think this will work?

Any man that is “extremely wealthy” is going to have a maid... for 1/1000000 the cost and risk of a “housewife”. He also is not going to be trawling for 50 year olds when he can pull in women that are 30 years younger and fresh off the press. And a wealthy man will understand paying a professional will get you top quality goods at the fraction of the cost of a used up, beaten down, old wife.

A man with wealth is going to be interested in two cases: a woman of extreme beauty (young) or a woman of extreme character.

Not some home body that brings absolutely nothing to the relationship but financial and social risk (his buddies will laugh him out of the country club when they find out he married a tinder thot.)

Orfeu_da_Conceicao · 2019-05-02T15:45:35+00:00

SHEESH! Who let her out the loony bin?

NoFaithInThisSub · 2019-05-02T23:10:16+00:00

But an extremely wealthy man can afford someone 1/2 your age and zero of the baggage!

TastyGrannyDick · 2019-05-02T12:10:05+00:00

Pretty bold for her to be a choosing beggar after she already hit her peak and all she is now is a depreciated asset. What a delusional gold digging whore.

TruthSeekingPerson · 2019-05-02T13:12:25+00:00

She knows what most men want but she’s 25 years too old to be able to make it happen.

cyanide_99 · 2019-05-02T11:09:53+00:00

Kappa

divorce33 · 2019-05-02T11:13:57+00:00

What is this bitch smoking?

rykotxet · 2019-05-02T15:29:00+00:00

It's happening: menopausic ladies thinking they're princesses 😅

IcebergHermit · 2019-05-02T11:30:30+00:00

And I want to be an astronaut but that’s not going to happen

🤣🤣🤣

OldFashionMarine · 2019-05-02T13:10:05+00:00

"My goal in life......." That means she will fuck you over in a heartbeat if it benefits her in anyway.....!

Fhaze1117 · 2019-05-02T12:29:36+00:00

HER: also when I get bored of the lavish lifestyle,I WILL take more than half of everything you own...tee hee 🤪

anyoneinamerica · 2019-05-02T12:24:39+00:00

The funny thing (ok one of many) is that she probably could marry a wealthy man, but he would be about 75+ years old and already have his money in trust for his family (kids, multiple ex's, etc). She would have to service his needs and in the end would have absolutely nothing to show for it but a wider ass, saggier tits, and a dead husband's credit card (account closed).

Delita_Wasnt_Wrong · 2019-05-02T16:53:23+00:00

She’s passionate about wine....just what I want, an old alcoholic hag

Aldabruzzo · 2019-05-02T16:17:11+00:00

I'm a not fat 44 year old divorcee who walks around the block once a week. I'm looking for a rich sucker to start paying my bills. I fucked it up as a younger woman but I want to "fix" that now.*

You must supply the house, the car, the money, and the social connections. I will supply....my body. When I feel like it and when I want. Have passport and I expect my Visa pages to be filled, motherfucker. I have a whole list of places I want to see.

I also am sick of this Napa Valley shit. Robert Mondavi? Gallo? Fuck that domestic rotgut. I want only the best wines from France and Italy, motherfucker.

GlobalEnthusiasm · 2019-05-02T11:06:50+00:00

Seems like her off-mat yoga practice has been paying off.

SelectAirline · 2019-05-02T12:13:14+00:00

Those pineapples aren't featured prominently in the picture by coincidence.

attongirdeaux · 2019-05-02T16:42:52+00:00

I love how she uses a huge balloon so she looks skinny by comparison

Thor-Loki-1 · 2019-05-02T12:32:38+00:00

She ends sentences with a preposition.

How gauche.

ugluk1 · 2019-05-02T13:01:06+00:00

Chad is waiting for you in the graveyard.

The_Raby · 2019-05-02T20:52:33+00:00

It's actually a lot of fun to match these THOTs and roast them. They get so feminist and uppity the second you challenge them it's hilarious

fossilfern · 2019-05-02T10:43:38+00:00

Good luck. But she looks to have a decent body to be fair.

TitySuker · 2019-05-02T12:37:08+00:00

Mouth says she's looking for a rich man, age says she's pump and dump material.

TheAnarxoCapitalist · 2019-05-02T13:05:21+00:00

Is iT ToO mUcH tO AsK fOr hApPinNeSs?

Tex236 · 2019-05-02T14:15:57+00:00

Guarantee she demands a maid from her extremely wealthy man.

ManateeGag · 2019-05-02T14:20:44+00:00

so, she wants to be a high paid prostitute. she can at least be upfront about it.

Jugrnot8 · 2019-05-02T18:14:41+00:00

Some old wealthy man will dangle that carrot in her face for a few months and get some 44 year old booty. Let her put in some work on those holes in the bedroom then throw her back out.

Wealthy men usually don't get wealthy with out knowing how to handle people and leverage them to get what they want.

Wish we got to hear all the nasty things he will do with her for the price of a few meals lol

defiance211 · 2019-05-02T13:40:29+00:00

Post Wall, making demands and not saying what tangible equal characteristics or possessions she brings to the table. Swipe left and do it fast!

very_zesty_zach · 2019-05-02T17:08:52+00:00

TriHard

TwilightSea · 2019-05-02T17:38:39+00:00

Bwahaha! Oh man that's so hilarious! Wait you're serious? continues to laugh and walk away with a cup of ☕️

ThePlague · 2019-05-02T17:43:25+00:00

Yeahhhh...Any man that could afford her demands could get one half her age.

drunken_heretic · 2019-05-02T18:38:13+00:00

BibleThump

shortandfat23 · 2019-05-02T19:25:25+00:00

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL

BernieSandersgirl101 · 2019-05-02T19:40:58+00:00

She should have been married, at the latest, FOURTEEN YEARS AGO. She's 44. If she wants to get married, she should lower her standards at the very least. Failing that, she should invent time travel and try to persuade her younger self in order to get married. Otherwise, that ship has sailed years ago.

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-05-02T22:29:26+00:00

Extremely wealthy men have women like this they’re just 2 decades younger.

kevin32 · 2019-05-05T11:23:09+00:00

Hey u/meerita, saw your original post for this profile here. A few things:

We allow face pics, just the name/workplace/hometown/school should be censored. Age and job title are fine.
I saw your post on MGTOW here. Feel free to post our sub if you want, but we ask that you use this image which censors her name. I recommend including that she has a kid in the title.

Thanks.

2019-06-27T18:55:51+00:00

“I can’t give you kids or anything anymore but please give me money and let me stay at home and do nothing”

NMFlamez · 2019-05-02T14:33:04+00:00

Tendo XI!!!!!!!!!

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-05-02T14:40:17+00:00

😆 "44" 🤣

Lilcheeks · 2019-05-02T15:07:49+00:00

At least she isn't 100 pounds overweight like half of these posts. So there's that.

ataylor01 · 2019-05-02T15:23:46+00:00

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII want a movie star life, and I refuse to suck cock to find it. gimmie gimmie gimmie

bigdaveyl · 2019-05-02T16:10:55+00:00

This has to be a joke, right?

baycityvince · 2019-05-02T17:47:18+00:00

I bet that was a scene when she was trying to beach herself on that float.

--Edog-- · 2019-05-02T17:49:34+00:00

you waited a few decades too long to.apply for the job of trophy wife.

bitcoino9 · 2019-05-02T19:01:28+00:00

lakomadt · 2019-05-02T22:06:29+00:00

This bitch is stupid.

Profitglutton · 2019-05-02T22:51:27+00:00

I’m surprised at her audacity

SEN1LE · 2019-05-02T23:19:51+00:00

She's older than my mother, although granted she did have me very young

cicadaguy · 2019-05-03T01:21:28+00:00

Yeah, she just wants a free ride.

Russ14nb0t · 2019-05-03T02:17:17+00:00

IS THAT DETECTIVE SERGEANT TROY?!??!

BrapMaster69 · 2019-05-03T03:23:41+00:00

Is this for real?

mrbill1234 · 2019-05-03T05:23:06+00:00

And if I’m ever unhappy - I’m taking half your assets.

mrbill1234 · 2019-05-03T06:15:30+00:00

I need a good retirement policy.

Angelcstay · 2019-05-03T10:08:43+00:00

I make about 400k after tax. Where do I apply? /s 😂😂😂😂Some women are absolutely retarded. Why do people like this exist? It's amazing. How can you have so little self-awareness and delusional? It never cease to amaze me.

SirKolbath · 2019-05-03T21:51:17+00:00

u/meerita, what app did you use to customize this pic? I like it.

anasbb · 2019-05-04T12:23:18+00:00

A house wife who has lost her beauty, has almost lost her ability to produce kids and is probably a half psycho as well. What's good in that for anyone? Is anyone 'too wealthy' too idiot that he'll consider this deal?

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2019-05-06T05:20:36+00:00

"Passionate about wine!" I never heard of a woman like that before...

Staceysdadisachad · 2019-06-28T19:55:03+00:00

If I was wealthy I would already have had a vasectomy, and have tested monthly I dont shoot sperm.

Then, I'd take her on a few dates, find a younger woman who is all the things she is, but hotter and younger, then let her know I met someone else who is younger.

DownRUpLYB · 2019-05-02T14:20:46+00:00

SilverGryphon · 2019-05-02T18:18:03+00:00

Has to be satire...

Title	[44F] is looking for an "extremely wealthy" man to settle down. Goal in life is be the perfect wife. World travels are a must. Seems a good deal for us.
Author	meerita
Upvotes	717
Comments	196
Date	May 2, 2019 9:31 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bjsxhp/44f_is_looking_for_an_extremely_wealthy_man_to/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/44f-is-looking-for-an-extremely-wealthy-man-to.345890 https://theredarchive.com/post/345890

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