“Buck or Doe, can’t wait to know!”

FUJB46 · 2021-10-05T15:13:39+00:00

I swear when I first looked at her pic I thought “damn, a pregnant 44yr old woman” then I saw she was 23! Hell I’m almost 40 and look closer to 23 than she does! That’s a haggard looking girl right there. Holy shit.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-10-05T15:18:27+00:00

What the fuck happened to society? This lady is literally pregnant and is trolling for cock.

dark_blue_lover · 2021-10-05T15:36:48+00:00

There’s a 99% chance that an inmate is the bio dad of that kid, and that she’s working at Walmart while the internal affairs investigation is ongoing.

Source: I’m a corrections officer, and I’ve seen this happen over and over and over…

Howard_Huge · 2021-10-05T15:26:48+00:00

Was a guard and now works at Walmart? Bets on the dad being an inmate?

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-10-05T15:53:00+00:00

Let's go down the Cliché Checklist, OK?

• "Enjoy the outdoors" - Check! (She forgot NASCAR though)

• "Loves sports" - Check!

• Tats and piercings - Check!

• That trendy phrase (and low-key negging, really) where women say they'll like your dog more than you - Check!

• Wants man to message first (because women don't like rejection) - Check!

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-10-05T15:32:51+00:00

Suggest she is three months pregnant and so has probably only known for certain for max a month. Suggesting the father bounced immediately upon finding out. Solid picker right there…

She’s looking for something real? She is at least 3 months too late for that FFS

Traksimuss · 2021-10-05T16:06:25+00:00

She was probably kicked out of correctional facility work. Anybody wants to guess a reason for that?

So she ruined her life and career for dick.

She really got some ugly stick there, sorry.

ArrowGantOne · 2021-10-05T16:15:33+00:00

I don't give a buck, she can't have any of my doe.

Wildhouse83 · 2021-10-05T17:55:22+00:00

1 kid, 8 tats, 3 piercing and 0 men.

braucifur · 2021-10-05T19:13:02+00:00

She got busted inside by an inmate with no BC and now works at Wally World. Who needs the pension & benefits of a correctional services job when you can work at Wally World?

NO hookups guys because she is a strong, independent, serious woman who has her boundaries. They just don't include banging prisoners on the job.

Fullscan19 · 2021-10-05T17:31:16+00:00

Lol disgusting

GrannyLesbian · 2021-10-05T17:37:07+00:00

So when you become a single mom at 23 your value to men increases. Make this make sense.

CuntMonteCristo · 2021-10-05T19:39:59+00:00

I bet 100 bucks she fucked a death row inmate at her job! Must have been the ultimate bad boy thrill sex! Just like with Ted Bundy!

me_at_myhouse · 2021-10-05T16:43:09+00:00

Something real = you have a large checking account.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-10-05T17:06:59+00:00

loves sports

does that include fucking?

enjoy[s] adventures

I bet...because starting in March 2022 she's gonna be raising her child all by herself!

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2021-10-05T17:37:38+00:00

She likes to fish and hunt …. For beta bux deluxe 🤣

Wanderer2109 · 2021-10-05T20:18:57+00:00

Single mom at 23, 8 tats, 3 piercings, "an correction officer" Seems to be living to her fullest.

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-10-05T20:32:30+00:00

Working at Wally Wurld, what we have here boyz is a career woman with no where to go but up the business ladder at Wally Wurld, a true treasure trove of the nearly walking dead and always depressed associates. But at least Chad in the womb will get a course in music appreciation listening to all of that piped in music, but will probably be traumatized by the incessant banal chatter of the associates and their myriad mental problems. Nothing like downgrading one's career to find the place that they actually belong. That alone is a powerful attractant for all of those Chads and Tyrones working at Wally Wurld. There she is sure to find a step-father/soulmate.

On another note, that fugly and ink-up to boot!

saberwarthog · 2021-10-05T16:01:23+00:00

don't be afraid to message me first

Like if she ever had been the one to initiate a conversation...
Or that she will ever let a guy outside of her "must have / be" list message her (particularly on a site where each of the persons involved must agree on the direction of their positive swipe....)

One-Move · 2021-10-05T16:28:10+00:00

Hunting or anything outdoor with a new born, don’t think so.

veggieblonde · 2021-10-05T18:38:02+00:00

she did not have to say anything the cake said it all

BluepillProfessor · 2021-10-06T13:55:42+00:00

Behold the downfall of society.

Women like this vote 100% democrat.

They vote for FREE STUFF.

They vote for tyranny.

They vote for Fascism.

Then they accuse Republicans of being "Nazi's" and tell their men that it is OK to punch a Nazi.

They lie.

They cheat.

They steal.

They take and they take and they take.

Then they vote for more fascism and more free stuff for their irresponsible, fucked up bodies, and their demon broods.

Then they bring in a parade of strange men around their children who just wants a daddy, not a rough, tattooed biker who turns his mom inside out.

Then they let the kids run the streets while they troll for cock.

What? Kids of single moms are more likely to be on welfare and commit crimes? Your kidding!

slipkid223 · 2021-10-05T22:04:26+00:00

23, yeah right LOL

"Looking for something real - no (more) hookups

KangarooCrapper · 2021-10-05T22:47:51+00:00

Corrections Officer?..fertilized by a felon...

PirateDocBrown · 2021-10-05T19:51:09+00:00

My dog is kind of a pain. She can marry him. No way he can have a hook up, after all.

I can get a new puppy!

fly-agaric · 2021-10-05T21:05:45+00:00

Why do they all use the same stupid lines. I really hate this one and it’s not uncommon.

I will like your dog more.

flying_postman · 2021-10-05T22:31:45+00:00

That's a rough looking "23" year old.

ialwayslurk1362354 · 2021-10-06T06:06:08+00:00

I'm confused by these women. They all claim to "now" want something real, but they aren't even attracted to responsible men. The women will just end up resenting the men they "settled" for, and being miserable. So the point is to use the guy for his resources, while putting themselves in another unhappy situation? How can this situation ever play out in a positive way?

tradsouthernmale · 2021-10-05T21:16:27+00:00

23? Gotta be a fucking typo.

kyucel_ · 2021-10-05T23:40:37+00:00

Ugh Chad is impregnating every women out there

WalnutManTrader · 2021-10-05T23:44:52+00:00

What do you wanna bet the bio das was an inmate

Horneyj · 2021-10-05T23:52:21+00:00

This is sad, like a juggalo wedding .

brandanfromhell · 2021-10-05T21:36:09+00:00

march 2022 😂 she just got knocked up

NotLuceBree · 2021-10-06T02:48:39+00:00

Wow.

That is a hard 23.

GoAwayThrowaway12398 · 2021-10-06T02:56:07+00:00

Knocked up in June or July Already looking to leech off some guy

lookoutbelow60 · 2021-10-06T22:31:04+00:00

She looks 33

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-10-07T19:52:09+00:00

I am going to get some "abortions 'r' us" gift cards to start handing out to these clueless thots for the holidays.

Gaiinahat · 2021-10-06T01:13:48+00:00

Looks lack ol' Jake's been wearin' tha dadbloom bare gawgles ageeun. 🍺---🤪---👍

bartbitsu · 2021-10-08T14:16:03+00:00

As a corrections officer, she should probably correct herself first.

2021-10-16T20:23:27+00:00

Seems stable but with some possible history. Absolutely dateable for a potential long term if it lasts longer than a year

Title	“Buck or Doe, can’t wait to know!”
Author	JackAttack_77
Upvotes	324
Comments	121
Date	October 5, 2021 1:29 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/q1wen5/buck_or_doe_cant_wait_to_know/
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