I prefer muscular or athletic men

AdderallAllTheTime3 · 2021-12-11T00:34:36+00:00

Fat goth chick looking for muscular dudes... in Vegas... with no oral skills to SPEAK of.

but hey, whatever happens in Vegas...

Joaquino7997 · 2021-12-11T00:28:56+00:00

Why the hell would anyone WANT to give a complete nobody anything, much less a birthday gift?!

And if that isn't a kick in the dick, who in their right fucking mind would want to enjoy an 'oral transaction' from one with a dyed buzzcut, tons of piercings AND resting bitch face?!

Are these women SO entitled to where they think there are men who want to do nothing more than open up their wallets and literally make it rain all over their chunky butter butts?!?!

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-12-11T00:42:48+00:00

Size 24 - 26? So what does that translate to, 300 lbs.?

Why would muscular or athletic men want her? Those men may like to lift, but surely it's weights at the gym and not a "BBW".

tiernach · 2021-12-11T01:04:10+00:00

I wonder why the "pansexual queer" is only looking for hot guys to fuck her on her birthday trip to Vegas? Why not women since she is into them too? Oh that's right chicks don't pay for dinner, especially not for other chicks. She wants to whore herself out to get dudes to pay for her vacation. If she were 100 pounds lighter it would probably be successful. Vegas however is the big leagues of whoring and she is bottom tier.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-12-11T00:50:49+00:00

When your age matches your dress size. Too funny!

Flat_Eric_1200 · 2021-12-11T01:38:36+00:00

Tons of fun is in for a big surprise. Everyone is very fit in Las Vegas that lives there, hotness is literally a job requirement for most professions on the strip. 😹

kevin32 · 2021-12-11T00:16:15+00:00

A reminder that we generally don't allow hookup profiles unless the woman is being unreasonable while offering little to no value herself.

CisgenderPig · 2021-12-11T09:45:33+00:00

As a 6'4 muscular guy, I sure as hell don't spend an hour a day at the gym to fuck landwhales.

Optimal_Wendigo_4333 · 2021-12-11T05:17:08+00:00

Aww. Fattie chick likes muscular man. No fat men are welcome. But for her, being fat is fine.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-12-11T02:23:02+00:00

She's damaged, desperately seeking validation.

You'd want to spend your bday with your friends and loved ones.

Going to Vegas to hookup for bday LoL

niks2592 · 2021-12-11T00:22:24+00:00

What does size 24 mean?

DefiantFlatworm4833 · 2021-12-11T01:19:02+00:00

She says the mechanics don’t work with bigger guys because she has a fat ass Fupa! Fat chicks want skinny guys!

dzikun · 2021-12-11T03:06:34+00:00

Pansexual, Queer, Mental health awareness... Checking all those boxes...

Natriumzyanid · 2021-12-11T01:02:27+00:00

I ...... w-wha..... I mean.....why......what did I read......I ......I mean....

TraehNoil · 2021-12-11T01:26:16+00:00

Sad thing is she will probably get what she wants lol

Flat_Eric_1200 · 2021-12-11T01:35:07+00:00

Queer but looking for a man???

Howard_Huge · 2021-12-11T02:46:41+00:00

Size 24-26, Vegas for a week.....Ringling Brothers I'm town I suppose?

PirateDocBrown · 2021-12-11T01:18:24+00:00

Prostitute with extra steps.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-12-11T01:24:48+00:00

I think that profile is a sign of the apocalypse.

Redtrees_blueleaves · 2021-12-11T02:42:06+00:00

What does it even mean to be queer? Most men want a women, so... if you’re not advertising yourself as a women I mean... Forget the entitlement I really hate how society is entertaining anything other than man and woman. Do you have a penis or a vag? And if you’re the rare .001% with both genitals, you still gravitate towards one gender over the other.

little-b-fatman · 2021-12-11T05:14:43+00:00

Can someone please translate size 24-26 to its equal in newtons, hippopotamuses or orbiting moons?

HedgeRunner · 2021-12-11T07:41:42+00:00

Oh my . fucking...god.

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2021-12-11T12:58:04+00:00

Surprised she didn’t just say she was “curvy” lol.

rickmackdaddy · 2021-12-11T13:41:06+00:00

…there is a size 26?

stanthemilkman88 · 2021-12-11T14:16:48+00:00

Gross

p3ngwin · 2021-12-11T15:43:32+00:00

"I'm very obese, but i want lots of sex, you can't be fat..."

Nerdialismo · 2021-12-11T17:42:51+00:00

Only women can list a unlimited number of red flags and still get matches.

Overlordofwhatever · 2021-12-11T04:10:52+00:00

She’s into men then why pansexual or queer like how. She’s like straight into chad ans still trying to be a virtue signalling be atch

TatersMog · 2021-12-11T09:13:09+00:00

Dyed buzzcut, probably green to match her lipstick and teeth.

2021-12-11T13:47:59+00:00

When she smacks of fatling, decline her your trouser gatling.

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-12-11T14:44:55+00:00

Oral skills limited, a hard pass.

MasterRaptor23 · 2021-12-11T15:09:51+00:00

The one thing I’ve noticed about all these profiles. And it took me a while to learn it. These are not women. All of them are girls. And sadly I don’t think there are any women left. All these females care for is clout and think a relationship is 100/0 but they themselves have no idea what a relationship is and accept nothing less but a dream that dosent exist. Honestly it’s sad

TheRealBigTim1 · 2021-12-11T16:00:44+00:00

Actually surprised that she wants hookups lol

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-12-12T12:27:03+00:00

I prefer someone who's not a narcissist or bat shit crazy so I've stopped looking. 'Mental health awareness ' yet she's the one causing problems.

V_M · 2021-12-12T21:41:58+00:00

Her passions list ranges from OK to quite problematic.

Foodie: OK people like to eat, there's a "food network" TV channel. She didn't get to size 26 by not eating. I like paleo style food myself.

Language Exchange: This is an interesting website that pairs up people trying to learn foreign languages. Hablo espanol, so they'd pair me up with a native Spanish speaker trying to learn Ingles, and somehow they make a profit. She seems like a native English speaker, tragedy is she doesn't list the language she's learning. If la gorda was learning Spanish, we could at least trade swear words and idioms. If you can't guess what la gorda means, think of a fucking gourd and look at her stats and get back to me.

Alphabet: Yeah I know the alphabet. But how is it one's passion? How deep of a relationship can we bond over my straightness, for example? Yo buddy I like straight chicks... now what do we talk about, how 'bout the weather? Like in practice what do two of those people do when they talk about their passion, try to one up each other over knowing the meaning of more letters than the other one knows? As a preference its obvious to me, but the passion as a topic is a hard sell to me. Its like I like blonde chicks but that doesn't mean I want to talk to a hairdresser about dying hair or popular hair styles amongst blonde chicks; I just like blonde chicks thats about all I can think of talking about.

Mental Health Awareness: Yeah that's a nice idea. But if we were buddies and both into mental health awareness, what would we actually do, like sit around complimenting each other on our fine collection of awareness bracelets? Like I get how two disk golf people get together and next thing you know disks are flyin and fun is being had and laughter and probably fucking after a nice shower. So two mental health awareness people get together and next thing you know they're ... um ...

Feminism: Sure, women should get to vote. Oh snap, that got done back in 1920, what to talk about now? So this turns into the situation above. Like if two meet up, they just passionately bitch about how they hate males and masculinity? Doesn't that get a little old and tired after awhile, dare I say boring? Doesn't that man hating get a little awkward around the "muscular athletic" men she wants banging her? How many muscular athletic men are low enough T to be that self hating? Or she's got a thing where she only wants to get hatefucked, I have met many leftist chicks like that who get all "abs aren't political" or whatever.

johnl1800 · 2021-12-11T18:58:15+00:00

I prefer muscular or athletic men

I'm sure she does but how many muscular or athletic men prefer a morbidly obese woman who has "a dyed buzzcut, tons of piercings, and resting bitch face (with a high likelihood of an equally unpleasant personality as well), with limited oral skills"?

My guess would be few. She's holding out hope for a muscular or athletic guy who also has a fat fetish. She's probably got a better chance of hitting the lottery.

TriumphAnt462X0 · 2021-12-11T16:30:13+00:00

This is very confusing. Why is she looking for just dudes? Seems like the whole "Pansexual" thing should have her casting a bigger net.

maruadventurer · 2021-12-12T13:57:01+00:00

I presume that she will attempt to arrive in Vegas via air. How does she get past the metal detector at the airport??

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-12-13T15:35:39+00:00

Dates that end in hookups are hookups.

Fairwareprovidence · 2021-12-14T01:25:09+00:00

They always find some way to say fat men are ugly without ever actually saying it, don't they?

The mechanics don't work? So, what, fit girls should get fat men so the mechanics can continue working? Didn't think so. Master the working mechanics of a treadmill.

ThrowawayYAYAY2002 · 2021-12-14T10:59:13+00:00

Where to start with this absolute shit-show...

I genuinely lose more hope in women with every day that passes.

Gloval1 · 2021-12-14T15:14:20+00:00

Does this leftist blob whose thumb looks like string sausage really think anyone is going to be lining up to smash her in VEGAS of all places? You know, the party city in America that has a thriving and competitive escort market?

WinfieldChad · 2021-12-14T19:31:14+00:00

Very attractive

Jbr74 · 2021-12-15T16:56:57+00:00

She has to frantically wave her arms walking down the street, so that people don't think she is rolling.

Subtle_Demise · 2021-12-16T19:07:00+00:00

All those words and not one redeeming quality. Not one.

km_44 · 2021-12-17T18:24:28+00:00

isn't size 24 really fucking big ?

She's deluded....

2022-01-03T12:05:35+00:00

Even as a fat woman i knew, i were a muscular guy I'd fuck hot women not fat women lol

RobStonman · 2022-01-09T12:00:21+00:00

Passions. Mental health awareness. Yet she doesn't realise her own. How ironic.

steveguster · 2022-02-04T21:43:56+00:00

So many red flags…

rob_chalmette · 2021-12-11T05:55:40+00:00

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Title	I prefer muscular or athletic men
Author	Dylan-057
Upvotes	239
Comments	109
Date	December 10, 2021 11:24 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/rdlnku/i_prefer_muscular_or_athletic_men/
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