I don't want much, just everything

Glittering-Meat3088 · 2022-03-07T19:26:59+00:00

She hasn't even met anyone yet and she's already asking for a damn cruise and to be taken shopping.

And any woman who refers to herself as any sort of royalty should be completely avoided. Though it is funny that she thinks of herself as such when she's working as someone's nanny, has chunky arms and is taking selfies in a bathroom.

loneliness-inc · 2022-03-07T19:42:39+00:00

I'm a queen

A queen is the king's bitch!!!

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2022-03-07T19:30:01+00:00

2 of her first 3 points are about traveling. Avoid at all costs.

throwaway63847362 · 2022-03-07T19:45:38+00:00

Ass on counter profile pic. Been proven time and time again to show which women to avoid at all costs.

Calls herself a "queen" and demands to be treated like one. Another red flag. Imagine the ridicule a man would get if he called himself a "king" and demanded to be treated like one.

List of demands is just what she wants a man to provide.

This is why the dating scene is so bad for men. Too many women like her.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-03-07T19:37:54+00:00

I'm not looking for ANYTHING Casual...I want currency

That's more accurate.

Expensive dates and trips and shit...a man would have to save a fortune just to be rejected by her in the end.

I say swipe left on her ass now before she leaves you broke.

JerryNewton7 · 2022-03-07T20:50:29+00:00

Just her arm already tells you: - l'm overweight - I've hit The Wall

SCCock · 2022-03-07T20:00:52+00:00

She wants you to pay for a cruise and buy her new clothes for the trip.

ZZoMBiEXIII · 2022-03-07T20:14:07+00:00

Because when I think of queens and royalty, the first thing that LEAPS to mind is sitting on a counter next to the crapper, staring at yourself in a mirror.

Sure. You're a queen honey, in the court of loneliness.

denvercaniac · 2022-03-07T20:02:09+00:00

"I'm a queen and need to be treated like one."

Boy, I wonder where she's heard that.

Greed is revolting and people like her are why I'm a hermit.

moodylx · 2022-03-07T20:48:56+00:00

“Nanny” means unemployed babysitting for her sister.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-03-07T19:31:36+00:00

Hello! I'm going to be straight!

So it is a choice?! Or did you mean as in, shooting straight?

[list of demands]

Ah, so you're not actually attracted to men, but just want what a man can provide.

How is being with you in a man's interest? At all?

Pilotman49 · 2022-03-07T22:37:31+00:00

She's not a queen, just queen sized.

SuperbClick · 2022-03-07T19:44:16+00:00

Which op included the age, but I smell 30.

FormerBTfan · 2022-03-07T20:10:47+00:00

Wow good thing cruises are only like nine or ten bucks lol. I give it 3-5 years before even the beta simps drop out of digital dating. Chads ect will still be running wild but womenz will be an order of magnitude more lonely and blaming everyone but themselves even more. Since time and space are circular eventually both will circle back on one another and we will get a reset. Hoeanisim will disappear and traditional values and gender roles will will come back. It will be a generation but I can see it taking shape already. The only way to win the current game is not to play it.

Machomuk89 · 2022-03-07T19:50:14+00:00

Yup, perhaps the biggest non visual red flag a woman can put out is listing travel and or shopping as a hobby.

StinkingDischarge · 2022-03-07T22:14:52+00:00

A babysitter who thinks she's a queen.

silly_birb_Banned · 2022-03-07T23:52:26+00:00

There are more lingerie models than rich men,

yet no man ever said he deserves a lingerie model as a girlfriend.

Guapscotch · 2022-03-07T19:59:54+00:00

Leave it to the ladies to put their ass on every sink counter possible lol

SCCock · 2022-03-07T20:04:19+00:00

Oh! The cruise thing. She wants to get liquored up, eat at the specialty restaurants, do some full day spa treatments and do the top price excursions. $$$$

tiernach · 2022-03-07T21:10:03+00:00

Let me guess, she's not paying for the cruise...

pdoherty972 · 2022-03-07T21:32:52+00:00

Summary of passions:

You spending money on me and spoiling me

waveformcollapse · 2022-03-08T00:01:51+00:00

The sad sad sad saddest part of these profiles is that they are too thick (in the mental sense) to realize what they are actually saying.

"I hooked up too much in the past, and so now I'm going to punish YOU for it"

These women must be insufferable to date. Just imagine the entitlement and resentment she will have for you based on nothing that you did.

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2022-03-07T20:09:27+00:00

I‘m a queen

Of what?

SuperbClick · 2022-03-07T19:44:59+00:00

“Not looking for casual, looking for a real WALLET now”

B_P_G · 2022-03-07T22:18:03+00:00

I just want to read something interesting in one of these bios. I mean they all like the same stuff. She likes going on dates and travel. Yawn. Come up with some more original interests.

And then she says she wants something real but calls herself a queen. Really? What country is she the queen of? If she wants something real then she needs to get real.

Dylan-057 · 2022-03-07T22:44:28+00:00

There was no age on her profile so you know this chick is over 30. You have to pay for that feature

mustangfrank · 2022-03-07T20:19:29+00:00

There is something missing or wrong with this ad. There are no outrageous demands, so I think she is either old, pregnant or has kids. You don't see any height or dick size requirements either, nor demands about $$$, home or car. There is just toooooooooooo much missing here.

InevitableOwl1 · 2022-03-07T20:46:42+00:00

It is the “need” in the “need to be treated like one” that really gets me. She absolutely doesn’t understand what that word means. She WANTS. She wants an awful lot for that matter.

Like a small spoilt child “I want, I want, I want”. Indeed one of the bad children archetypes from Charlie and the chocolate factory

FlowComprehensive390 · 2022-03-07T20:52:26+00:00

Cruises aren't travel, sweetie. A half day stop at a tourist trap doesn't count as actually traveling somewhere.

Hell, on the cruise I go on it's when I catch up on sleep.

WhatMixedFeelings · 2022-03-07T21:12:04+00:00

Where’s the age? You gotta include the age on these.

molossus99 · 2022-03-07T21:40:07+00:00

Queen, cruise, shopping. Wtf is she bringing to the table?

Sumpm · 2022-03-07T22:48:20+00:00

There's more fat in her left arm than my entire body. ~~Hard~~ squishy pass.

ASS-et · 2022-03-07T21:06:50+00:00

3 = "you need to knock me up so I can move on to the next sucker"

Quirky-Touch7616 · 2022-03-07T23:18:14+00:00

No thanks I have a functioning right hand gtfo with this b*tch

vic_vega_is_fake · 2022-03-07T20:40:05+00:00

"I am a Queen and need to be treated like one"

The only (of many) red flags you need

Blackflash07 · 2022-03-08T00:29:37+00:00

Oh, you like traveling? Travel far away from me please, thank you.

2022-03-08T06:33:24+00:00

Queens don't take bathroom mirror selfies on trashy hook-up apps, honey.

taavidude · 2022-03-08T14:21:59+00:00

Any woman who must proclaim she is the queen is no true queen.

Profitglutton · 2022-03-07T23:25:53+00:00

I guess the nanny is tired of just being the fun side piece to wealthy Chad seeing the wife live the dream life. Now she wants to be the one living the dream and being spoiled.

Cristoff13 · 2022-03-08T10:33:46+00:00

It seems women know they can put any damn nonsense they want in their dating profiles, and it won't matter because men don't really read them.

Liberal_follies · 2022-03-08T15:08:21+00:00

And yet, God help the man who publicly posts a list with such horribly my-soggy-nist things as:

No serious criminal convictions
No bastards
<50 pounds overweight by AMA definition
Capable of independent adult living
Rudimentary culinary skills

Balefirez · 2022-03-08T20:04:51+00:00

I’m a queen and need to be treated like one.

So tired of that attitude. You going to treat me like a king? No? Relationships are a two-way street sister. Get back to me when you realize that there are other people in this world and you aren’t the center of the universe. Not going to hold my breath, though.

AmbitiousHornet · 2022-03-07T22:17:04+00:00

$$$
$$$
$$$
$$$
$$$

skeletonshorror · 2022-03-08T03:09:50+00:00

Body: -3 Attitude: -190

houseoftolstoy · 2022-03-08T03:59:02+00:00

Nice find, OP.

There may appear to be a contradiction on the surface of this post (which is indeed correct), but in her mind she is not asking for much. She sees being granted with all sorts of benefits that costs a good amount of money as something that should be given to her without her having to give much back. She does not see traveling on cruises as being "that much," which shows that she will not be appreciative of any man unfortunate enough to date her to moment the cruise is done. She will ask, "When are we going on the next trip? I want to go to Bali!"

Hopefully most men will be wise and move along if they see her profile.

Dull-Appointment-508 · 2022-03-08T09:53:49+00:00

Its funny how they never mention treating you like a king

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2022-03-08T12:44:57+00:00

My responses

I'm not looking for anything casual either. That's why I'm never gonna date you.
Cruises are great as long as I'm not paying them.
What do you know, I'm family oriented too. As long as it's my own family, that is.
Sorry sister, I'm a homebody who's thrifty and a bit of an introvert.
Dang. Guess a peasant like me is out of luck. Have fun in your castle.
Surprise! You're alone. Bet you didn't see that coming. Enjoy your cats and boxed wine
Animals are great but lots of terrible people love animals too. A certain German dude just loved his dog "Blondie".

Natuasi · 2022-03-08T02:43:34+00:00

I wonder how many of those nice guys she completely ignored in her rolling 20s.

2022-03-08T03:04:54+00:00

Remember boys - EVERYONE who interacts with a queen (or princess) is HER SERVANT. Don't let the little noggin do your thinking.

umockdev · 2022-03-08T09:29:11+00:00

I don't ask for much just a nice guy that's looking for a real relationship

I'm willing to bet that she's the exact type of woman who hangs out on any/all of the various NiceGuy/Incel/Neckbeard subs and ridicules them (let aside that these subs are insanely hyperbolic and just flexing on men in general).

But when desperation kicks in she suddenly wants one 🤔

workalt2020 · 2022-03-08T12:08:07+00:00

Translated: I want a human wallet

Old_snowboarder · 2022-03-09T14:17:07+00:00

'I'm going to be straight' - proceeds to take photo at an angle deliberately to hide the flab - look at those upper arms.

teh_pope82 · 2022-03-08T02:26:30+00:00

Tell me you’re in your 30’s and single without telling me you’re in your 30’s and single.

JosephND · 2022-03-08T03:26:55+00:00

Damn, she hates comas

Yggdrasill4 · 2022-03-08T22:56:17+00:00

Let me just make an imaginary list if the perfect women and expect that to come to me because I deserve it simply for existing lol

jamaicanroach · 2022-03-10T14:02:04+00:00

You'll treat her like a queen and she'll treat you like a court jester. I'm not surprised, but it's always amazing to see how brazen they get with their demands in these profiles.

2022-03-10T21:14:02+00:00

Those bathroom photos are so puke-inviting.

finger_milk · 2022-03-11T00:31:04+00:00

I scan bios for the word "queen" and immediately swipe left. Nothing good ever comes from it.

lemko1968 · 2022-03-11T01:51:51+00:00

I like when they say they love to travel. Sure they do - on your dime!

Philhelm · 2022-03-16T05:35:10+00:00

If she's a queen then I'm Henry VIII.

Title	I don't want much, just everything
Author	Dylan-057
Upvotes	333
Comments	140
Date	March 7, 2022 6:55 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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A queen is the king's bitch!!!