It just keeps going

EffigyDijjih · 2019-04-21T13:59:45+00:00

I'm sorry, but I'm not trying to read an entire bible over a chick that doesn't even show her face.

moorekom · 2019-04-21T14:15:29+00:00

For anyone asking why this was pinned, it is because

It is fucking hilarious.
This shows you how entitled Asian, Indian, Middle Eastern, South American women can be. Google "Hong Kong princess syndrome".
This girl is prime "what to avoid". She's going to be single for a long time. And when her parents find her a trusty beta guy through arranged marriage, she'll make him and herself miserable.
Not a hint of submissiveness or femininity. Edit: I have to amend this. Further down, she starts ranting about divorce and commitment. It looks like her culture and parents indeed did a good job on that regard. I can see that she talks the talk but whether she can walk the walk is anyone's guess. But +1 for her cultural mentality. Everything else is standard fare as usual.
This is perfect example of women wanting the mythical "Alpha bucks". She wants a man with Western qualities and genetics but wants him to possess the cultural mentality of an Eastern man. Notice that he must be 6 feet, 6 pack, 6 figures Chad being chased by women but has to be a virgin for her. Fried ice. And she expects him to chase her. Lol.

Stay sharp, gentlemen.

u/christinawebb1998

Good post OP.

Traksimuss · 2019-04-21T14:15:08+00:00

So indian virgin chads, she is all yours, after you finish reading all 49 pages of her demands, hahaha. Pity that white race falls out of competition here.

Traksimuss · 2019-04-21T14:13:45+00:00

She is looking for 1,85m Pakistani or Indian. Hilarious. And virgin man at that.

I got to page 2, and she already has excluded 99% of people.

diffdedbed · 2019-04-21T14:39:18+00:00

First I'm thinking... not too bad.

Then I'm thinking ... typical demanding.

Then I'm thinking ... got to be a troll

Then I'm thinking ... not even a troll would write this much crazy

Finally I'm thinking ... I can't read anymore, but she should probably be on a watch list somewhere.

ihateshadylandlords · 2019-04-21T14:29:49+00:00

I’m sure Raj Thundercock is chomping at the bit to get to this psycho. It looks like it’s not just white single mothers who are completely out of touch in terms of what they have to offer.

Fhaze1117 · 2019-04-21T14:34:33+00:00

The kicker here is even after all those massive glaring red flags in her profile SHE STILL GETS MANY MESSAGES! WTF!?!

moorekom · 2019-04-21T14:04:49+00:00

You should be glad women are gold diggers and not beauty and youth diggers like you guys. If we were, only 30 percent of the men will be dating.

Oh, the irony.

kavanaughstraw · 2019-04-21T14:20:36+00:00

Toxic femininity.

Keep_it_legal · 2019-04-21T15:03:14+00:00

Somewhere in that fucking essay she calls 70% of men below average looking all while she hides her face.

IndianaLongnuts · 2019-04-21T14:44:33+00:00

Anybody make it to the end? I gave up

PolukranosEatsWords · 2019-04-21T14:23:06+00:00

How can one be strait and bisexual at the same time? Pretty sure this has to be an either/or.

Has intersectionality finally atomized things to the point where even your own sexuality is in a constant state of flux? You can be strait in one minute and gay the next?

heyheyitsdatboi · 2019-04-21T17:41:07+00:00

Am I reading a dating profile or a Terms and Conditions?

vitorcasf · 2019-04-21T14:42:31+00:00

I don't think she knows what indian culture is

sidewizzle · 2019-04-21T14:03:47+00:00

Jesus christ! That chick is bananas. Whatever guy gets with that is fucked.

gottalearntofly · 2019-04-21T15:41:09+00:00

Types for 40 days and 40 nights then sits back and says "ah yes. Now love will be waiting for me by tomorrow."

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2019-04-21T14:32:20+00:00

Christ this is like those Nigerian prince scams where they write a bunch of unintelligible bullshit to rope in this lowest of IQs. Feeling this must be the same principle.

Only the dumbest most cuckiest can “succeed” with this conwoman.

SilverGryphon · 2019-04-21T18:12:45+00:00

Did she really write a 50 page blog about herself and her demands? This has to be a neural network experiment gone wrong.

Squirrelthing · 2019-04-21T16:43:05+00:00

In the beginning I was like "alright, picky, but she doesn't look bad from her pictures, so she can probably afford to be", but then it kept going, and going, and going... Good fucking lord

Perrero · 2019-04-21T19:01:57+00:00

She is bisexual and pansexual (lol!) and all the SJW buzzwords but the man cannot be any of that. Why are these women such bigoted hypocrites?

attongirdeaux · 2019-04-21T13:43:51+00:00

I couldnt read all of that. OMG there is maybe 2 men in the world who even fit her criteria.

Glordit · 2019-04-21T14:18:06+00:00

/r/nicegirls

counternye · 2019-04-21T17:10:30+00:00

I'm indian and i want to claw my eyes out reading this

2019-04-21T17:35:08+00:00

TIL unicorn symbol means being open to threesomes... meh :/

Sapiosexual = she was fucked in the ass by a high hippie at least a bunch of times.

"Too normal & too average: click X"

Yay, another slut who wants a Chad to commit to her.

shrinkshooter · 2019-04-21T19:12:25+00:00

Page 1: alright, standard boilerplate entitlement.

Page 5: uh, alright, seems a bit much

Page 10: Oh. Oh, jesus.

Page 20: There's no fucking way this can be real. Right? No way.

Page 40: Holy fucking christ on a bike kill it with fire, get away, they're coming through the goddamn walls

edit: the most insane irony is the very first tagline: "read my profile or don't waste my time," clearly not giving a single shit, or even comprehending, that she's wasting everyone else's

DisdainForSluts · 2019-04-21T15:57:18+00:00

Indian men are commonly libidinous and chauvinistic, according to some Indian women's accounts, so this attitude is the result of having horny men.

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2019-04-21T16:47:56+00:00

Her personality section should just say psychotic.

Extra_Napkins · 2019-04-21T18:49:06+00:00

She could have just summed this up as “I’m an insatiable, intolerable bitch that will die alone sans my cats.”

Skipped this whole novel nonsense. That’s just ridiculous.

BionicTransWomyn · 2019-04-21T20:19:44+00:00

70% of men are below average

That's not how averages work lady.

EDIT: Finished the whole thing...that was quite a trip.

Global_MGTOW · 2019-04-21T18:30:11+00:00

What the fuck, that just kept on going and going, 38 screenshots of her incoherent ramblings. How this woman managed to escape the maximum security mental house is beyond me.

smallSackBigShaft · 2019-04-21T13:40:28+00:00

What a loser. Lol

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2019-04-21T16:47:06+00:00

The one good thing about this is from the 8th image. TIL I'm virginosexual. I'm only attracted to female virgins.

notyourdude201 · 2019-04-22T14:00:13+00:00

Sudden epiphany moment!

What if a woman's dictionary list of criteria for men is really associated with her deeply loathing the less desirable men after she had been pumped and dumped by the Alpha Stud?

For reference, check out this other reddit thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bfg45g/why_would_andrew_pump_and_dump_such_a_cordial/

Now suddenly everything makes a whole lot of sense. When a woman gets pumped and dumped she ferments hatred for all men except for the cream of the top.

Jesus_Faction · 2019-04-21T17:58:17+00:00

she will settle for the arranged marriage her parents set her up with before she hits 30

AliBarakat · 2019-04-21T18:58:42+00:00

This really does keep going on and on. I thought Tinder had a character limit. I wasn't expecting an essay on that website.

It isn't that white people divorce because they are white, it is because white women are feminists and are given a lot of power when it comes to Western Law. White women can no fault divorce, and take 50% of the husbands money.

anon_likes_tendies · 2019-04-21T14:19:29+00:00

-1 for the fedora/trilby.

Older_Miggy · 2019-04-21T16:32:14+00:00

I tried to get thru it, I really did. I couldn't.

Dragonic_wraith449 · 2019-04-21T17:36:25+00:00

I'm Indian yet I still find this trash cringeworthy.

Gttj · 2019-04-21T18:15:50+00:00

I only made it until page 3. Godspeed to whoever's willing to read all that for a few chuckles

NickTesla2018 · 2019-04-21T14:58:04+00:00

Literally. What the fuck?!

ifallalot · 2019-04-21T16:58:26+00:00

Holy shit, this is actual insanity.

I mean, I knew she was crazy when I saw the bisexual, pansexual, demisexual bullshit but the rest of it? Holy hell its like A Beautiful Mind

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-04-21T17:57:17+00:00

When you start rattling off meme sexualities you’re an attention whore and deserve to be 🙅🏼‍♀️

Fuckthisshit6969 · 2019-04-21T19:33:39+00:00

I'm an atheist but I'm finding these "IM AGNOSTIC/ATHEIST AND ITS IMPORTANT" girls more and more off putting. Just further shows me how they lack any traditional/ family values.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-04-21T14:58:46+00:00

Rammindeep searching for Hardic

void_magic · 2019-04-21T20:30:47+00:00

How many white guys do you think she's fucked?

cicadaguy · 2019-04-21T22:30:42+00:00

OMG all this woman has is a vagina! But yet she has a mile-long list of unrealistic requirements all because of this. This is what she feels makes her entitled.

And gentlemen, it's our fault. We actually created this because what she has between her legs is what we all want.

SelectAirline · 2019-04-22T12:28:11+00:00

i have a disorder called MPD (multiple personality disorder)

I like how she buried that on page 24 of her womanifesto.

PM_Happy_Puppy_Pics · 2019-04-23T19:18:02+00:00

The person who screenshot all this and posted it is a hero. That must have taken an hour.

On about page 55, she says doesn't want a guy who came from money (even though, she was, teehee) but he has to give up that security and made it out on his own. I mean, did she just read a romance novel of some ideal guy and claim it as her own? No honey, that doesn't make you unique, it makes you unrealistic. The number of times she returns to height being so important is scary.

Luffysstrawhat · 2019-04-24T00:12:39+00:00

The west is done.

ViolentJenniferLopez · 2019-04-24T05:20:44+00:00

When your dating profile has an F.A.Q.

lloydcarnigan · 2019-04-24T19:01:08+00:00

I've been on this sub for quite a few months and learned a lot and rolled my eyes a lot and mostly laughed at how predictable, hypocritical and downright conceited female nature is. And it's been painfully amusing more or less...

However, this is the first time I am completely at a loss for words. I.... I don't even know how this person functions, I tried to read as much as I could but the pages just wouldn't END! I just, like... what. The everloving FUCK MAN. WHAT THE FUCK. Take my 'yikes', my 'oofs', and 'all my unpacking' WILL SOMEONE FLOOD THIS PLANET cuz fuck this gay earth

throw951away · 2019-04-24T21:40:48+00:00

WTF I thought I was reading too much when I got through 4 pages and skimmed page 5.

Wow this girl is beyond 11 on the crazy scale, I've never seen a girl this demanding and crazy. I hope she's ready for cats

Westernhagen · 2019-04-21T15:49:00+00:00

So much crazy in there! I will say though, that her reasons for avoiding "occidentals" (whitey) are not totally wrong.

whenuwork · 2019-04-21T16:06:33+00:00

Press F to scream " WUT DA F? "

fuckeveryone________ · 2019-04-21T17:04:10+00:00

Holy hell.

Xxtourlife · 2019-04-21T18:31:55+00:00

😂😂😂😂

Pansexual, WTF is this?

She needs Vitamin D,Any female of any Culture who has tasted Vitamin D never goes Back.

I'm sure Vitamin D can cure her of this Entitlement Syndrome

mr4ffe · 2019-04-21T20:40:18+00:00

This what they call princess syndrome?

cycloneous · 2019-04-21T22:21:23+00:00

Everyone, everyone, please calm down! Everything is going to be okay, Inspector Hoes n' Thot is here to save the day, to read and analyze this unicorned kryptonite profile so that you don't have to!

Analysis

I consider my friends as brothers

Translation: I keep plenty of thirsty beta orbiters and simps around, seven to be exact, and sooner or later I'll have them fighting over me while I go bang Abdullah Masterdong, and Ghandi Chadcox

My profile is rough & raw.. & that is how I like it ;)

Translation: I virtue signal a lot that I am princess, but I'm that bitch your mommy and daddy warned you about; oh yeah, technically, my Asian Dong Processing Unit (ADPU) has been quite busy taking it up the ass, doggy style, bent over six ways to Sunday and twice on Saturday. But don't worry before we get married, I'll make sure I'm a virgin again, juuuuuuuuuuuuuust for you!

i have seen the world & am extremely independent I SCARE men

Translation: I have been gang banged by Abduls and Ghandis on all major continents; oh yeah, did I forget to mention, I'm a bitch, too? Men fear me, just as my simps and beta orbiters, er, I meant. friends!

but I must confess, I have commitment issues it will be hard to keep me

But.. it is something I am willing to finally try! :))

Translation: Ever heard of the word hypergamy? Look it up in the English dictionary, and you'll see my picture! But as my age increases don't worry, I will finally "settle" down with a Rakesh or a Rajeev! I am going to attempt a feet no women has ever done, I am GOING TO DEFEAT THE WALL!!!

She goes, on and on and has the testicular and intestinal fortitude to lecture potential mates about religion, and her insane "standards (e.g., tall virgin men)"

She even admits she may have Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD), in other words, the girl is 22 years old and is already bat sh-t crazy!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, aside from her incessant written ramblings, she is mentally ill, aka, the bitch IS CRAZY!!!

harharry · 2019-04-21T22:22:28+00:00

This goes beyond toxic femininity; this is straight up radioactive. Just reading this will make you see how much of a mistake it is to date women with a railroad boxcar of baggage.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-04-22T00:14:22+00:00

I spend a couple of days out in the woods with no phone or internet and come back to this.

JFC...I think my brain just melted. I'm going back to live in the woods for a while longer.

Please_Be_My_Friend · 2019-04-22T02:10:15+00:00

In her incoherent cunt ramblings, she mentions she has dyslexia and Multiple Personality Disorder.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BITCH?

She has DNA more fucked up than a Chernobyl sewage rat and she still thinks she deserves a CHAD? Gentlemen, this woman will hit the wall so fucking hard she might end up the next Buzzfeed CEO. The levels of entitlement and narcissism are beyond logic.

I actually got a stomach ache reading the beginning pages of her bio. Just too stupid for me.

TILTILTILT · 2019-04-22T02:56:17+00:00

Holy fuck that is long what the hell.

someone make a tldr

1st10Amendments · 2019-04-22T02:59:01+00:00

Damn, this chick sure does have a strainer/colander and likes to use it!

Lilcheeks · 2019-04-22T12:48:30+00:00

I'm far from a bitter dude and I usually feel bad for most of the ones who get posted here at least on some level.

Not this one.

devok1 · 2019-04-23T06:16:38+00:00

She have LITTERALLY more demands than the fucking treaty of Versaille.

Needlecrash · 2019-04-24T00:35:55+00:00

Ain't nobody got time to read all that shit.

Devilsgun · 2019-04-24T04:01:53+00:00

What does this curry cunt offer again?

NOTHING I can't get from some other chick without reading a goddamned entitlement themed novel

EDIT - Probably has a hag face to boot, like that ridiculous whorecunt that 'confronted' Hugh Mungus

Sajuck-Khar · 2019-04-24T11:43:45+00:00

She's fucking mental...

LimaSierra92 · 2019-04-24T14:28:04+00:00

Pretty sure she's got Asperger's.

No normal human beings would take their time writing all that shit.

TitySuker · 2019-04-21T14:43:18+00:00

Please tell this is trolling

them1lfman · 2019-04-21T18:23:58+00:00

My word... what a caustic bitch! Now way I was finishing that....

2019-04-21T19:50:41+00:00

Jesus Christ this has to be a parody account. Right? Right!?

Blissbynature · 2019-04-21T20:14:24+00:00

That was a lot of exclamation points.

This would be a good one to check back in on in 10 or 20 years. I wonder what that superiority complex and pile of anger will turn into after stewing for an extra couple of decades.

newone4u · 2019-04-21T20:49:01+00:00

I've read better short stories

getalihfe · 2019-04-21T20:54:24+00:00

Holy fuck I tried reading it all but every time I thought it was over it just didnt fucking stop. How do these people even manage to feed themselves

WiseMonkeyGoodMonkey · 2019-04-21T20:57:50+00:00

Sooooo... and I thoroughly resent that the bar has been set this low these days ... but I was actually pleasantly surprised she wasn't a single mom. So much so I was ready to give her the benefit of the doubt on that basis alone. God damn people suck.

FriendlyPressure · 2019-04-21T21:07:03+00:00

This is nauseating. I am not 6ft tall so obviously out her standards thank god. I got tired after 2nd page, this is the kind of crazy I would stay at least a mile away at all times.

NotherThrowaway284 · 2019-04-21T21:09:46+00:00

Wowwww...I don't think my doctoral dissertation was that long.

IndigoTraveler8 · 2019-04-21T23:06:32+00:00

Holy balls...it DOES just keep going! Also...what a hypocrite!

texanapocalypse33 · 2019-04-21T23:11:02+00:00

49 fucking pages. I thought this was gonna be a gallery/compliation of POF whores, but holy shit this woman is insane.

Overkillengine · 2019-04-22T02:29:17+00:00

Holy fuck it's like the Unabomber manifesto spliced with one of those Big Pharma commercials where the list of [deleterious] side effects is longer than the rest of the damn commercial.

The red dress is apropos, she's one giant red flag.

mgtau · 2019-04-22T02:42:06+00:00

Dafuq?

TomatoPoodle · 2019-04-22T03:04:52+00:00

I've seen this one before. This bitch is literally insane.

SteezySpliff · 2019-04-22T03:05:42+00:00

I will not read this without my lawyer

UndifferentiatedHoe · 2019-04-22T03:23:00+00:00

We have the champion. It’s as if the hunters pulled the most majestic of catches. The yeti of twat.

Pin this for all of eternity. Please

Insilencio · 2019-04-22T04:34:52+00:00

What in the absolute fuck.

RangerUK · 2019-04-22T09:52:18+00:00

💁‍♂️🦋 Is this 4chan?

zennacko · 2019-04-22T11:36:00+00:00

After reading that, I'm like "Elon, help a brother out and send me out of this planet, had enough of this shit"

Cristoff13 · 2019-04-22T11:50:42+00:00

Is this real? I think it is. I can't see a troll being willing to spend so much time writing a fake post. It would also be hard to fake such convincing psychologically disordered ranting. Plus what looks like genuine knowledge of desi culture.

There is so much to make fun of here. What stands out to me is where she says something like "it is MY preference for tall men". You and every other woman on Earth, cupcakes.

RoomOfLeon · 2019-04-22T18:11:50+00:00

Lmfao I am honestly stunned someone can write nearly 30 pages and still say absolutely nothing of any importance.
Mental illness is a serious issue folks, please get some help if you are anything like this deeply confused woman.

muricanwerewolf1 · 2019-04-22T18:45:50+00:00

“70% of men are below average or downright ugly”

Well that’s not how averages work but ok

Ocinea · 2019-04-22T19:02:25+00:00

What a fucking psycho.

byronshadow · 2019-04-22T22:16:00+00:00

I'm sapiosexual(attracted to brains) but you still have to 7 inches taller than the average Desi guy.

She's like all the worst parts of a Muslima and a white Gender Studies major put together.

JohnQPubliq · 2019-04-24T22:56:17+00:00

looking exclusively for Indian or Pakistani boys

She pissed away her youth getting dicked down hard by chad and Tyrone and now shes settling down for a brown betamale. If shes looking for betabux at age 22 then she must have rode that cock carousel HARD! She took all the dicks in her college. Literally all of them.

rationalthought314 · 2019-04-25T03:24:41+00:00

Holy shiii-eeet! If that's a troll, that's going for the long troll goal. I can't see a troll putting that much effort into that rambling stream of conscious. I scrolled to the bottom (page 543???) to her "will not date" at the top of that two page list is height. Hilarious! All those "deep" thoughts and the first no-no is height.

smfuel87 · 2019-04-25T04:37:46+00:00

Holy. Fuck..

HarryHanginsak · 2019-04-25T12:16:33+00:00

Shoot me in the dick

rykotxet · 2019-04-25T19:21:51+00:00

This is what happens when eastern women get westernized: they become a huge contradiction and a load of bullshit. I'm sure she'd be happier without this bastardized mindset that doesn't belong to her culture. Another success of globalization.

I-am-the-lul · 2019-04-25T22:24:22+00:00

Her profile looks like someone used a SJW word generator on it.

LurkingHereAndThere · 2019-04-26T03:56:30+00:00

Sapiosexual and wall approaching 27+, post wall women are majority of the Tinder crowd in India. My personal experience being that these women are not worth it. These are not marriage material women.

AncapGhxst · 2019-04-26T17:57:33+00:00

Too normal too average? The fuck?

miscoco1 · 2019-05-05T19:58:54+00:00

fucking ugly indian shit skin

none wants u bitch

911GT1 · 2019-04-22T07:02:55+00:00

I wonder if there are brave men that read all of these crap and swipe right on her.

Orfeu_da_Conceicao · 2019-04-25T19:06:38+00:00

In the words of the liberated, empowered feminist, Nicki Minaj: "Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin nuthin"

Title	It just keeps going
Author	christinawebb1998
Upvotes	430
Comments	202
Date	April 21, 2019 1:38 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bfovq3/it_just_keeps_going/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/it-just-keeps-going.346017 https://theredarchive.com/post/346017

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