Let's have an open realtionship

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2018-12-06T21:05:40+00:00

NUCLEAR. FUCKING. HAMSTER.

Holy shit was that one of the worst rationalizations of bad behavior I have ever read.

What happened here is simple. This girl knows the cardinal rule, and that is when a couple has an “open relationship the girl a) usually already has a new cock in mind (general foreign dick in this case) and b) the man almost will NEVER get as much pussy as the girl is getting dick........

..........ALMOST 😂😂😂

In this case, she overplayed her hand on betting that her BF was a Beta Simp (the codewords she uses here are “homebody” and “Netflix”) and thought no way in hell would he ever take her up on the offer. The plan was for her to ride mucho foreign mysterious cock, and for beta boy to be happy with 3 months of jerking off.

Then the solar eclipse happened, and our little thot here didn’t have her solar glasses handy.

On a side note, fucking a girl in the same apartment complex is genius. He can keep her close enough to bang, but far enough away that he doesn’t have to put up with her bullshit.

moorekom · 2018-12-06T20:45:14+00:00

Notice...

" he's regularly having sex with another girl in our apartment "

That ain't your apartment ho.

Edit:

So, let me get this straight. The first thing that came to your mind when thinking of vacation was not that you'll miss your boyfriend. It's cheating.

I vehemently disagreed with them but I agreed ultimately to fuck other guys while in a relationship and had the balls to tell my guy that I will be cheating on him. I granted him permission to go do that too. If he can. It turns out he can, how dare he.

God, bitches are dumb.

Edit 2:

So when this Michelle moron insinuated that she's a ho, her response was not to say, "I'll never cheat on my man". It was, "You know what, I am a ho. I can't see how I can resist cheating on my man. So, I'll just tell him that he's going to be cheated on openly. Why wouldn't it work? If anything, I'm being honest here. "

Edit 3:

So, I'm not able to sample the cock carousal as I thought I can. I expected my boy friend to just sit at our apartment with his balls in his hand because he's an optionless beta. It turns out he does have options. I suddenly want him now. Just because I was planning to cheat "in the moment" I did not want him to kick me to the curb. I mean, he was my backup beta in waiting. How could he do this to me? It's all his fault. How can he be unfaithful like that with that slut who was waiting to take my place? How I can guilt trip my boyfriend into feeling bad for making the rational decision of dumping a whore like me? Please don't blame me. Help me as you're supposed to. I know what I can do, I'll suddenly pledge my faithfulness and devotion to him even though I've demonstrated beyond doubt that I'm a worthless whore who can not be trusted.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-12-06T21:35:57+00:00

I would have broke it off as soon as she told me she was going to Europe for three months without me. She let her thot friend talk her into opening the relationship so she can get foreign dick without feeling guilty, but she underestimated her boyfriend. I know that when she opened up the relationship, she fully expected to ride the carousel all over Europe while her boyfriend failed at Tinder and jerked off for three months, because that is what would happen to the majority of men. Luckily for him he already had another thot lined up, so it blew up in her face and she can't handle it.

Most men will not be able to pull this off and most of the ones that could wouldn't be put in this situation because the gf would know already that he had options (dread). If this happens to you and you don't have a spare thot lying around, use this opportunity to move her first out of your apartment and then completely out of your life while she is away. When she gets back, tell her that you are done and ghost her ass. Even if she doesn't mention an open relationship, an extended foreign vacation that you aren't a part of should be an obvious deal breaker unless she is from there and visiting family but even then I'd still be suspicious.

LewisCross · 2018-12-06T21:19:18+00:00

"I thought I could handle this open relationship arrangement. I can't. .... This isn't what I intended at all, I wanted the freedom to act in the moment. He is taking this as a free pass to regularly fuck some girl."

I wanted to have sex with other guys without him having sex with other girls. I never thought he'd, you know, actually have sex with other girls!

When I said "open relationship", I meant I get to do what I want, if I feel like it, while he sits at home and waits for me. Now I see what it feels like. Oh. Shit.

If I hadn't gotten that email telling me Danny boy was shtupping a slut from work, I'd be sucking Reynaldo the hot bartender's dick. The only reason I'm freaked out right now is because, like, um, he went and did what I thought he wouldn't be able to do.

"How do I go about contacting him.... without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch?"

Too late.

I want to make mistakes without ever suffering any consequences for those mistakes.

stephcurryftw · 2018-12-06T21:33:37+00:00

I actually found the original post of this and scrolled through the comments. Most of the comments were level headed and put the blame on her 100%. Then as I scrolled down lower and lower I see all the white knights and feminist sluts defending her and blaming it all on him.....Jesus....

One comment: "it was all his fault because he agreed to the open relationship request."

tygar2 · 2018-12-06T20:54:57+00:00

Hilarious. Turned from keeper to thot all by herself. i I want to see the comments section on this! Got a link?

RedLetterWord · 2018-12-06T21:19:53+00:00

Ah. The nostalgia. One of my favorites.

One of the things that always stuck out to me in this story is the next-door neighbor, an older woman, concerned that boyfriend was cheating on his hapless girlfriend. It used to be my go-to example on womens' in-group preference. I stopped, because in all fairness, I think I would like my neighbor to tell me if she thought I was being cheated on.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-12-06T21:46:09+00:00

What a gold mine. My two favorite excerpts:

I am a fucking wreck and need other womens opinions. Tory has been so unhelpful, basically telling me to grow up and that i got what i asked for. No shit?! People arent allowed to change their minds or regret their decisions?!

Translation: This blew up in my face, HALP! I only want opinions from women because all men universally agree that I fucked up bad. Tory (a woman) has a shitty opinion that I got exactly what I deserved, fuck that woman. I need other women's opinions! Where's "You go grrrl" and "YAS KWEEN SLAY"? I simply made a life-altering choice and now that my life was altered, I want to go back. So unfair!

Tory says I should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you." Simply dont tell him about Kay's email or that I know there's another woman. Thoughts?

Here are some thoughts. The tiger is out of the cage now, and asking it nicely to back in its cage is never going to happen. He is now with someone more desirable, and likely has better spelling and grammar than you. The reason people aren't giving you advice on how to fix this is because this can't be fixed; you fucked it up permanently and all you have to show for it is that you are older and less desirable to other men now

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-12-06T21:06:33+00:00

Originally roasted on TRP: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1ypmkh/sunday_trp_humor_girl_requests_open_relationship/

Original juicy comments: http://archive.is/AUiNA

Your_Coke_Dealer · 2018-12-06T22:08:41+00:00

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SamNorCal · 2018-12-06T23:11:50+00:00

Each of us views relationships differently. For me, if my wife wanted to go on a 3-month trip to Europe with a friend, and not take me along ... I would say our marriage is in serious trouble.

When it comes to vacations and fun evens, my wife and I enjoy each other's company more than anyone else's. I would not want to go on a 3-month European trip without my wife, and I know she would not want to go on one without me either.

kragshot · 2018-12-07T00:38:13+00:00

Guys...she just wanted her "French Summer;" what's wrong with that?

/s

The operative word that rings through this entire situation is "meeee."

"When I went on this trip, the only one who was supposed to be having fun was meeee!

"The only one that was supposed to be having all of this amazing no consequences sex was meeee!"

"It's okay for meeee to fuck other guys but how dare he fuck any other woman than meeee!"

This shit is priceless...but will most of these dim-witted heifers learn from this? Not a single one....

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2018-12-06T22:58:52+00:00

be like daniel boys.

rationalthought314 · 2018-12-07T01:07:48+00:00

She wanted an open relationship for herself without the guilt of sleeping with strange exotic men while her homebody BF stayed home watching Netflix and she got burned as a result. Glad a lot of the comments were roasting her (had it been on 2xchromo-whatever it likely would have been very different.) Logic and common sense fail on the average thot hence why public shaming was used in the past to keep them in line as it was one of the few things that work.

SilverGryphon · 2018-12-07T06:27:42+00:00

The only reason she wanted this is because she figured that her BF won't be able to get other women to bang, but he did and now she's devastated. Had she found men to bang but he did not find other women, he would have been told to man up and accept it. The hypocrisy of women is just beyond belief.

He BF is redpilled as fuck, maybe her was a sleeper redpilled guy. Those can be the worst for women as they strike when they least expect it.

2018-12-06T21:59:47+00:00

Thot tempts another woman into becoming a Thot? No wai!

BONUS! NOW that he can pull in extra pussy her feelings are renewed!

HailMantaur · 2018-12-06T22:21:53+00:00

Maybe I'll get married again one day. [READS THIS]. ... nvm

Nov51605 · 2018-12-07T02:58:40+00:00

WOW ! Hamster deluxe !

" Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls "

Love the arrogance women have - she hedged on the wrong bet and lost !

I dont want him to fuck other girls, i dont want to fuck other guys. I want this slut out of my apartment NOW!!! I am a fucking wreck and need other womens opinions. Tory has been so unhelpful,

well the last woman's opinion didn't help, oh wait but you just said a woman's opinion is "so unhelpful"? PErfect example of mental gymnastic hamstering.

How do I go about contacting him and expressing that this needs to stop NOW without coming across like a crazy hypocritical bitch?

LMMFAO !!! "How do i have it both ways ? How can i be a crazy hypocritical bitch, but then not come across as one ! "

And let him know that i will be 100% faithful on my trip? . . . , im asking the best way to approach this and fix it. Tory says i should email him saying "what i said before about opening our relationship was a mistake. I havent slept with anyone here and i dont want to. Youre my parter and i dont want to compromise what we have. Please be faithful as I will be to you. I love you." Simply dont tell him about Kay's email or that i know there's another woman. Thoughts?

Only computers have an "Edit/Undo" function requiring a couple keystrokes or mouse clicks, not your crazy ideas coming from your roast beef flaps. Tory, wait, you're listening to her sage advice again ?

Kirbylover02 · 2018-12-06T22:43:59+00:00

”I think Daniel doesn’t give me the fuck i need” ”I’ll fuck other men” ”What ...he have other friends who likes him as a better person?” ”How dare he fuck other women!!”

MasterChris725 · 2018-12-06T22:04:41+00:00

Don’t give out a free pass unless you’re willing to accept the results.

Your_Coke_Dealer · 2018-12-06T22:29:35+00:00

This post has gotta be several years old at this point, and yet it never gets old when I see it pop up occasionally

LittleMissAfrodite · 2018-12-07T15:02:02+00:00

Am I horrible person for laughing at this woman? What really scares me is how these women so easily justified cheating on their men, as if they have no self control. Ugh. This is why I have a hard time making friends. It's hard to find other women that treat their men right. When I hear this kind of girl talk it literally sickens me. Laughing at her pain makes me feel a bit better though. That may make me a bad person especially since I'm supposedly supposed to be on her side.

3amDinner · 2018-12-07T15:56:18+00:00

*inhales deeply*

ahhh that smells like victory.

victory and after-sex smell.

hope she slept in the wet spot.

SelectAirline · 2018-12-07T19:08:16+00:00

" Given his lifestyle i wasnt overly worried hed be hooking up with all these random girls "

Translation: "I know that this arrangement goes against his better interest and puts him in an incredibly awkward position, but that's not my problem. We're both following the same rules, so what's the problem? It's also not a competition and he should just be happy that I'm getting to experience thi... WHAT?!?!? He's getting laid? How could he do this to poor innocent me?"

I hope he pretended to play along with her little plan for closing the relationship, continued to fuck the new girl, and then broke up with her when she got back.

Million-Suns · 2018-12-06T21:27:16+00:00

I'm like the men in the pictures on the right. I can't stop laughing.

ricstone100 · 2018-12-06T22:09:56+00:00

Karma: The ultimate bitch.

ChiTownBob · 2018-12-07T01:53:49+00:00

SMH. If this chick didn't have double standards, she wouldn't have any standards at all.

I wonder where the two of them are now. I am betting Daniel is happily with someone, while she's with her latest DOTW (dude of the week)

omegajelly200 · 2018-12-07T06:46:23+00:00

This is really the same as a modern western woman asking for a breakup. A breakup for her is really just a holiday from a relationship while she goes off fucking other men, all the while hoping that the man she broke off with will just masturbate by himself and will be totally open and available by the time she wants to get back into the relationship.

Open relationship: a fancy synonym for a relationship holiday and a temporary phase of being an unfaithful slut.

dgrawrpla · 2018-12-06T22:12:33+00:00

You reap what you sow.

otakuzod · 2018-12-06T22:49:52+00:00

Karma is inescapable.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-07T00:21:17+00:00

Tragical

2018-12-07T11:31:46+00:00

Its fake right. in the real world Carol would have been on the carousel and 'homebody' would have been playing Fortnite. Just sayin.

NoFaithInThisSub · 2018-12-07T01:30:30+00:00

new mode unlocked:

Michelle (notice the word HELL in this name): the dumb bitch with dumb slut advice.

Daniel: L99 pressure flipper.

Tory the Whorey: Prototype slag.

Ladiesmanjk · 2018-12-07T10:57:20+00:00

“This is not what I intended”!

Hahaha you little slut! You intended to fuck all the Chads, Tyrones and Abduls you wanted while cucking your Nice Guy beta cuck at home.

Thats what she “intended”

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-12-06T22:04:37+00:00

What a miserable, worthless cunt. You wanted to be able to fuck around but god forbid he gets some.

Obediah_Stane · 2018-12-07T04:04:28+00:00

This is an absolutely golden gem of insight into how women think. Don't ever think you can rationally argue with them. They will twist it somehow to make it justified. Best thing to do, even in a seemingly stable relationship, is to cultivate options and apply a generous helping of dread game.

max_kek · 2018-12-07T09:25:17+00:00

/r/thathappened (the mail from the 'old lady' is so made up)

Dewrdman · 2018-12-07T09:50:32+00:00

So she wanted to have her cake and to eat it as well, but she ended up hoisted by her own petard.

oh_no_aliens · 2018-12-07T11:25:42+00:00

In the words of my favorite poet:

Keep her out of nightclubs, outta the mix.

From hanging out with chicks who be swallowing dicks.

bobbbsanders · 2018-12-07T11:42:57+00:00

How much you guys wanna bet she ain’t even on the lease?

houseoftolstoy · 2018-12-07T16:26:49+00:00

Yeah, take advice from a woman who cheated on her boyfriend. She knows just how to make relationships work! And it's magically not cheating if you "open the relationship" or "take a break."

If I met this woman or anyone who had the same thing happen, I would have no sympathy for her. She made her bed, but she did not want to deal with the consequences of her decision.

"Freedom to act in the moment" my eye. She understands little or just does not care about how much easier women can have sex at the drop of the hat. She is just mad that he was succeeding in the very thing she thought would not happen.

ransay3277 · 2018-12-07T17:15:48+00:00

Notice they always regret the open relationship when he gets more tail than her. They always think the guy is going to wait patiently while she bangs the neighborhood.

Lowendfuzz · 2018-12-07T19:36:07+00:00

I forgot this was my favorite post of all time

hackerofthings · 2018-12-07T02:27:11+00:00

Rules for thee and none for me!

What she originally though.

God her post reaks of entitlement, like seriously, you get a pass and HE DOSENT? Like I get the concepts of open relationships, but that’s just not how it works, you can’t get all butthurt when the other party does exactly what you planned to do.

CfromCA · 2018-12-07T02:51:34+00:00

If this story ended by him dropping her when she got home, it would be my new favourite bedtime story.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-12-07T05:42:11+00:00

Could someone please sum up that twat's ranting for me? I can't stomach to read anymore dribble from her kind! THANKS!

deathtocontrollers · 2018-12-07T12:35:50+00:00

Man, that hamster was spinning so fast, it if could be harnessed and put in a space ship, we could travel to a different galaxy in 5 minutes.

Hans_Micheal · 2018-12-07T13:30:40+00:00

playitagainzak_ · 2018-12-07T13:31:55+00:00

Oh god, thanks. This is why I come here.

playitagainzak_ · 2018-12-07T14:17:42+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

McTouchButt · 2018-12-07T18:57:55+00:00

Classic story.

TwistedRope · 2018-12-07T22:10:52+00:00

Oh shit, I'm late to laugh with this, but I'll catch up, cause this is fuckin' funny.

fxcknorthkorea · 2019-04-10T06:49:03+00:00

Inspirational

TheAtzender · 2018-12-06T20:47:27+00:00

Well, sorry guys but I understand her. She's weak to peer pressure and she regret. She doesn't want to kill her boyfriend or something, she just regret

Title	Let's have an open realtionship
Author	blackpillednormie22
Upvotes	1012
Comments	154
Date	December 6, 2018 8:40 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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NUCLEAR. FUCKING. HAMSTER.