She wants a Provider, Protector and a Leader

PJP66 · 2021-09-10T11:59:59+00:00

"Curvy". That word gets misused way too often.

Overkillengine · 2021-09-10T11:56:56+00:00

I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT

People in Hell want ice water too. They're not getting what they want either.

Also, she's too old and fugly to make any demands.

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-09-10T12:19:22+00:00

When you're 48 years old and you dropped out of college 30 years ago, does your education level matter?

Her kids are grown and gone, but I suspect Jamal and Quineesha drop by when they want money or they need her to babysit the grandkids. Besides that, she's a super-morbidly obese smoker with tattoos. Is there much demand for that kind of thing?

slipkid223 · 2021-09-10T12:19:12+00:00

Curvy means obese now?

karimamin · 2021-09-10T12:26:44+00:00

Yep, just what I would like to come home to after a long day. Lay down on the bed with a nice heavy thigh on my lap and the smell of Newports wafting in the air. I mean, don't let an armed robber break in. I may ask them to shoot me anyway.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-09-10T15:09:31+00:00

FDS member for sure. Might even be Coven Head of her local chapter.

ohthisoneworks · 2021-09-10T12:44:28+00:00

They effectively ruined the word 'curvy'

panzer22222 · 2021-09-10T13:07:14+00:00

Wait, did she want someone to pay for her as be a 'provider'?

That is like someone giving you a donut with a turd on it and want you to give them $100.

moorekom · 2021-09-10T15:09:37+00:00

You are at least 2 decades too late for that.
Nothing about your demeanor says you want a leader.

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-09-10T14:35:30+00:00

“Fat but gives good blow jobs” would be a more appealing description.

Rob141414 · 2021-09-10T13:49:43+00:00

Curvy- 300 pound sweat hog.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-09-10T14:07:09+00:00

She wants a Provider, Protector and a Leader

Then tell her to call on Jesus because none of us want her.

One-Move · 2021-09-10T15:25:10+00:00

Will not stop doing “me” but wants a leader!

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-09-10T12:33:22+00:00

And another lab experiment with warthog DNA has gone horribly wrong.

swingarm88 · 2021-09-10T14:55:37+00:00

Why would I want to date ANY 48 year old woman that still has not figured out how to provide for herself?

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-09-10T15:07:10+00:00

Already 48 and NOT STRONK OR INDEPENDENT!

Pass.

kidruhil · 2021-09-10T15:43:30+00:00

Looks like a shaved, overweight Ewok

incarnate1 · 2021-09-10T18:17:18+00:00

Kids, morbidly obese, 48, still entitled, still making demands

"I will not stop doing me" 🤣

🤡🌎

MrMcpizzza · 2021-09-10T14:58:11+00:00

These types of women are absolutely delusional. A leader for what? Why would I hate you I don’t even know you? Right there ultimate red flag, everything is absolute, hate or love, too dramatic. Then her body, it’s ok to big I know some people are just big but she basically hints around that she plans on getting bigger which is a hard no.

steelgripphoenix · 2021-09-10T14:08:37+00:00

She's 50 and obese. Lowkey it's disrespectful that she'd think she can demand all that without atleast getting fit.

sshevie · 2021-09-10T14:48:21+00:00

At what point will they add "round" as a body description?

misogynyiscorrect · 2021-09-10T18:01:24+00:00

I'm so glad I heard about this sub on yt. This stuff is gold! Demanding for all that when all she gives is her super morbidly obese disgusting body. She's really looking for an enabler and caregiver beta who will continue to feed her adiction until she dies. Lol

sledwards83 · 2021-09-10T21:05:05+00:00

I'm guessing there's literally no word the women who have a little nice definition can come up with for themselves without it IMMEDIATELY being stolen and used by 300/400-lb landwhales, is there?

Mahesvara-37 · 2021-09-10T12:24:06+00:00

Is she going to war or searching for the leader of a mercenary group or something ?

9b807a94cd717be9a7a1 · 2021-09-10T14:03:08+00:00

I don't know since i'm not on those dating apps but It look like the "I know worth" bs was a trend that is now behind us.

theLOLbird · 2021-09-10T17:26:01+00:00

ROUGHhhhhh

ArchDemonKerensky · 2021-09-10T18:17:45+00:00

she needs to put the fork down

Skittil · 2021-09-10T19:31:12+00:00

More chins than a Chinese phone book

spyramyr · 2021-09-10T23:28:35+00:00

Let me just say 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Harry_Teak · 2021-09-11T00:41:52+00:00

Her Native American name is Smells Like Gravy.

Right_Hand_Of_Kurze · 2021-09-11T16:58:48+00:00

Provide? For what? Her shrivled uterus and insatiable appetite? I hate how women like this describe themselves as "curvy"..no, you are large and shapeless..well I mean I have seen fat women call themselves "fit" as well. Best thing I ever saw on a match making website was a category where 'weight' had to be filled in.

Martellus732 · 2021-09-10T19:43:03+00:00

A Glade bag of gravy.

Wildhouse83 · 2021-09-10T23:05:17+00:00

I remember times when there was late at night an advertisement running for homosexual men regarding a sex phone service. Their slogan was "bein gay is pays off". I assumed this was a hint for the cheaper prices but now I know better.

loneliness-inc · 2021-09-12T04:12:56+00:00

love me or hate me

No.

I don't give a shit about you. I don't care enough to love or hate. That's way too much emotional investment.

jmpires · 2021-09-14T09:24:36+00:00

Blahblahblah. Do not hmu. Blahblahblah.

“Do not hmu”, period, is a separate sentence, not a condition to the previous one. So, sorry ya all, I have to admit that upon cutting the crap this profile is pretty honest and straightforward.

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-09-15T04:54:18+00:00

Clearly "doing her" isn't working, but she's unwilling to listen to a man (because if she was, she wouldn't look like that).

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-09-15T13:13:56+00:00

Pumpkins are shape.

miller2693 · 2021-09-16T23:42:42+00:00

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

She wants a "Provider, Protector and a Leader"

We want a "Healthy, Fit and childless woman"

ALSO IF YOU'RE GONNA EAT ALL THE MEALS IN THE FRIDGE PLEASE DON'T WASTE OUR TIME KEEP IT 100

soytuamigo · 2021-09-20T00:16:23+00:00

The fact that she can write that on her dating profile means that she's still getting an unfathomably high number of matches/messages 😂

She wants a Provider, Protector and a Leader

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Title	She wants a Provider, Protector and a Leader
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Upvotes	185
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Date	September 10, 2021 9:57 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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