Swipe right for all the good stuff: stepfather hood, saggy tatas, the buffet is endless.

Gxl4 · 2022-04-04T08:38:44+00:00

What in the actual fuck did i just read.

What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Another lowpoint in soy-siety

deckran · 2022-04-04T10:22:38+00:00

Be loved...riiiiiight. Loved for your wallet maybe. Other men got her womb and her body at it's peak but now you can get her saggy boobs and another man's kids. Complete with her shaming you if you don't step up and save her now that she needs a bailout. What a bargain... Honestly makes me depressed that women like her are commonplace now.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-04-04T08:04:24+00:00

If you are ready to be a step dad just swipe right.

Nope, I would've swiped left - with the quickness.

Who wants to bet no one made it past this part??

YesYesYesVeryGood · 2022-04-04T09:32:38+00:00

To be fair, this reads as "You ready for some bullshit? You've been warned."

ObedientAnd · 2022-04-04T08:27:07+00:00

Are there actually guys who find profiles like this attractive?

finger_milk · 2022-04-04T13:34:58+00:00

How is this car crash younger than me? Why are these women speedrunning life like it's a good thing to be an absolute disaster at 28.

APathWellTraveled · 2022-04-04T10:18:40+00:00

Dick repellent for those who see the ocean of red flags

PirateDocBrown · 2022-04-04T11:02:52+00:00

Wonder where she's travelled to?

I'd tell her I'd love those things. But I'm broke AF. Is that ok?

RedditSlayer2020 · 2022-04-04T10:45:06+00:00

Why does she say she is a good woman?

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2022-04-04T11:19:22+00:00

OLD is lowered expectations dating... where the worst part of female humanity is bragged about. She's a droopy and indebted mess that needs your wallet and baby sitting capacity, in return you get her love (ie. saggy unenthusiastic sex).

AndromedasMilkyWay · 2022-04-04T15:32:55+00:00

Single mothers are the worst!

vic_vega_is_fake · 2022-04-04T13:20:30+00:00

If you ready to be completely emasculated, Swipe right!

LESBIANSTEPDADDY · 2022-04-04T07:37:37+00:00

So she has gymsock tits! Sign me up. I always wanted a saggy breasted single mom. I’ll be fighting off men for months

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-04-04T13:11:55+00:00

Unbelievable and if you asked her she would tell you she wrote a “good dating profile”. At least there’s enough stated there to make men swipe left quickly and without regret.

No_Fee_161 · 2022-04-04T13:13:21+00:00

I can't believe I just read that. Need to wash my eyes.

sqorry · 2022-04-04T11:50:38+00:00

So what language can we expect to exchange? Kinda tired of speaking dutch.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2022-04-05T15:34:02+00:00

This is it.. this is what I've been waiting for! I'm so tired of fucking hot, young co-eds with their tight bodies, perky tits, who just want to study and fuck. Thanks for posting my dream woman.. /S

myeviltwin74 · 2022-04-04T23:17:39+00:00

Travel and Language exchange? How much more obvious do you have to get for a call girl ( or former now that she's dragging some kids and tits around ).

KaskyNightblade · 2022-04-05T23:44:19+00:00

Jesucristo ayudanos

Ari9000plus · 2022-04-11T07:57:02+00:00

Just keep in mind that these pictures and profiles = them at their best...

2022-04-05T01:45:25+00:00

Good thing you covered up her duck face. Auto-disqualifier. Now I have to disqualify her for being a single mom.

CisgenderPig · 2022-04-05T08:49:02+00:00

*swiped left without reading*

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2022-04-06T20:11:41+00:00

Absolutely no shame, amazing.

babypinksunrise · 2022-04-09T14:10:27+00:00

I mean what a bio number one. You’re not exactly going to get your dream man with a photo like that. Poor kid

One-Move · 2022-04-09T19:17:49+00:00

Cowgirl, she opens her bra and knocks you out

UwUkraine_RussiaChan · 2022-04-14T02:09:20+00:00

Just NO.

SeriousDamage95 · 2022-04-23T17:18:17+00:00

I mean, if a woman has large breasts you’d expect them to be at least slightly saggy. That’s how gravity works.

Glass-Jaguar-5108 · 2022-05-08T03:47:41+00:00

The South African dating scene is a sh*t show. See guys this doesn't only happen in the West, we also got problems here in the Muthaland🤧🤧🤧

Title	Swipe right for all the good stuff: stepfather hood, saggy tatas, the buffet is endless.
Author	Lost_in_hindsight
Upvotes	249
Comments	71
Date	April 4, 2022 6:29 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/tvv9de/swipe_right_for_all_the_good_stuff_stepfather/
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