The Marbles have spilled

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-06-26T16:23:34+00:00

I don't know who this chick is but these two pictures point out 2 very important things.

This is what college and feminist indoctrination does to young women. Turns them into the troll on the right side.
Women's inherent laziness and dual-mating. The one on the left was bouncing on cocks all through college until she found Mr. Beta-Bux. Now that she has locked down a man willing to pay for her shit (like that $1M home with all the tastefully expensive but unused decor that shows no sign of a man's personality) she got lazy, dumpy, and frumpy. She can't be bothered to do her hair, take care of her skin, brush her teeth, put on a little makeup, or change out of the sweats that she has lived and slept in for a week. The only time she will bother to make herself look marginally attractive is if her friends and/or friends' husbands come to visit.

Gentlemen,

Always have an exit strategy and make sure she knows you have the ability to walk away. If they are comfortable and complacent that you won't leave their lazy ass, then they will embrace the onslaught of apathy and turn into a middle aged piece of shit (with even more demands than when she was attractive to you).

Honest_Solution · 2020-06-26T16:17:24+00:00

Don’t be fooled, the one on the right will still reject you so she can feel good about herself.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-06-26T16:59:57+00:00

Isn't it very telling when these "celebretards" make apology videos they remove the makeup and put on glasses and wear frumpy stuff.

lol

https://i.redd.it/a1qddqfib0l11.jpg

https://i.redd.it/2m0772qmbmx21.jpg

What a piece of shit loser.

EvenNewerAccountDeux · 2020-06-26T17:10:58+00:00

And to think she's only 33. The wall stand undefeated. While in their late teens or early twenties, they're nothing but optical illusions.

escailer · 2020-06-26T16:09:03+00:00

I saw that video on YouTube and even side by side it’s almost impossible to tell that this is the same person. If the person on the left was caught on camera robbing a bank, the person on the right would never be arrested for it.

It makes me long for r/The_Wall. I miss it so.

leartistoflife · 2020-06-26T16:37:07+00:00

Holy shit dude. If you didn't put a before picture, I would never have recognised her in a million years. Goddamn. A real shame.

Theorymeltfool1 · 2020-06-26T17:32:12+00:00

I looked at some of her older videos. She was never attractive, just good with makeup.

BillyBronze09 · 2020-06-26T21:07:04+00:00

Honestly she looks like most women. She's not ugly or pretty, just plain. And almost all women look less attractive when they're just sitting around the house in sweatpants.

Protocol_Apollo · 2020-06-26T19:02:22+00:00

A woman dies twice.

First, the loss of her beauty.

Zombeflandrs · 2020-06-27T00:16:45+00:00

RIP The_Wall 😢

SoloTheFord · 2020-06-26T16:26:26+00:00

Don't even get me started on Jenna Marbles she is honestly one of the most insufferable people on social media.

AlienID385325 · 2020-06-26T17:36:08+00:00

I only like her retarted dog cermet, not Kermit but cermet. Absolutely brain dead dog it’s hilarious

shitposterkatakuri · 2020-06-26T18:40:45+00:00

That’s actually mind boggling

TheREexpert44 · 2020-06-26T21:32:13+00:00

Never settle for someone who decided it was time to settle for you.

This will never be any real passion, love or respect. Once you decide to not cater to their every little need, they will go elsewhere

Gordon-G · 2020-06-27T06:24:07+00:00

From bad to worst.. The Wall claims another victim !

KneedHelpQuicc · 2020-06-26T21:22:47+00:00

She never was attractive to me honestly. But if I remember correctly she was the first YouTubed I subscribed to many years ago. I was new to the app and she was semi-funny and seemed to keep shit real. Her quality deteriorated and I found YTers I shared interest with. Weird to see her again

mynamespacearea · 2020-06-26T23:10:19+00:00

Man she hit the wall so fast the airbags deployed late.

mgtowmuller777 · 2020-06-26T23:59:56+00:00

Empty Egg Carton

AkusMMM · 2020-06-27T04:11:21+00:00

Are these two seriously the same person?

Jr10101010 · 2020-06-26T17:52:35+00:00

I’m really disappointed that she gave into peer pressure and apologized. But I should have known that women will always disappoint you eventually 100% of the time.

itsdannygunn · 2020-06-26T23:31:06+00:00

Bullshit that's the same chick?

UszU · 2020-06-28T00:11:48+00:00

Damn, she was one of the chillest youtubers next to Pewdiepie. Can’t believe she’s going away because of something that happened in the far past.

Coslin · 2020-06-26T19:52:38+00:00

I saw this yesterday. I had to triple check to find out if this was the same person or not.

Turns out it is. The power of makeup is R E A L.

SupremeGentleman92 · 2020-06-26T21:39:38+00:00

Holy Fuck! Is that really her? The wall crashed into her face hard 🤮🤢😷

kupsofjoe · 2020-06-26T23:25:44+00:00

20 million subs? They're both ugly.

ShortWarrior · 2020-06-27T00:57:41+00:00

That choker means she's a black belt in dick-sucking.

MC_Batsy · 2020-06-27T01:49:18+00:00

All I know she was a longtime famous Youtuber who had a mostly comedy channel. I only found out about her because she was on an episode of Epic Rap Battles of History. I only watched one video years ago when she was talking about her greyhound puppy. Otherwise, I honestly can't judge her because I don't know much about her. I wil say, however, the comparison between the two images may indicate she's really depressed. However it looks like a typical example of before/after wall image comparison.

I_CAPE_RUNTS · 2020-06-27T01:57:16+00:00

Why does she have hitler moustaches for eyebrows

WhatMixedFeelings · 2020-06-27T05:14:41+00:00

Jenna literally used to be a stripper! Now she looks frumpy.

binrobinro · 2020-06-27T11:51:51+00:00

Oh, AFTER it became a shrieking harpy.

2020-06-27T12:12:31+00:00

Jenna Marbles. She has always been like this. Hot until she takes off her makeup. But she has been aging terribly

ShittySoftwar3 · 2020-06-27T12:59:51+00:00

She was only cancelled when the wall approached, isn't that ironic. Nobody would call her out when she was attractive

taskythemanager · 2020-09-23T07:00:32+00:00

In all honestly she isn’t that ugly.

lee1028 · 2020-06-26T17:05:50+00:00

Ran through.......

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-06-26T18:59:32+00:00

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Rex-Holes · 2020-06-27T07:13:46+00:00

She had some good comedy back in the day but it's crazy how much she needed makeup, holy.

RyansPutter · 2020-06-27T08:32:57+00:00

Her most viewed video is about how to make yourself pretty when you're really ugly, so this shouldn't be a surprise.

doomsday0099 · 2020-06-27T09:49:31+00:00

holy freak. the girl's face on the left looks familiar. but the one on the right? naahhh

NickTesla2018 · 2020-06-27T15:13:59+00:00

You can't polish a turd

chocolatefondant21 · 2020-06-27T20:35:20+00:00

She isn't that bad looking. If she isn't overweight she would do fine on the dating market.

hittincervix · 2020-06-27T21:35:04+00:00

Are those pics of the same person??? Holy fuck.

KING_CPB · 2020-06-28T01:47:37+00:00

Goddamn the fake up is disgusting

Seagram7 · 2020-06-29T02:02:27+00:00

Women: I want a man that is taller than me Men: "I can't control that." Men: I want a skinny girl Women: Calls men Fat Shaming, shallow, and close-minded

dersfromworkaholics · 2020-07-19T11:37:02+00:00

She is in a long term relationship what makes you think she will give your sorry ass a chance

chilldude1993 · 2020-06-26T18:07:21+00:00

Once a woman has the entitlement mentality they always will. Don’t be fooled!

2020-06-26T18:15:43+00:00

The one on the right is wearing a 'swaller collar' aka the 'black belt in cock sucking'... All that experience got her the higher grade of slut except now she's frazzled out like a meth head after a 10 year binge

throwaway-13-13 · 2020-07-24T08:10:55+00:00

The idea that she's ugly in either one of those photos is laughable to me.

mapplemobs · 2020-06-26T21:33:46+00:00

The one on the right isn't that bad though, if she let her hair down, got rid of the horrendous glasses, took off the choker, and fixed her lackluster eyebrows. Might not have that glamorously youthful vibe, but she'd get the job done.

Iceth_Thtea · 2020-06-26T17:31:32+00:00

Make it more accurate. Add about twenty five or so pounds, two kids, felon baby daddy, and a picture of her in mom's pool because that's where she lives.

OpenImagination9 · 2020-06-26T19:29:26+00:00

I think this one is still living at home with her mom and mom’s beta bux.

Title	The Marbles have spilled
Author	Cream1984
Upvotes	1617
Comments	164
Date	June 26, 2020 4:00 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hga9u4/the_marbles_have_spilled/
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