The usual

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-06-04T08:38:37+00:00

This was a good post, but unfortunately many of the comments have gone way off the rails. Hint: the use of the word "simp", especially as a man-shaming slur, is rarely going to go well here.

Locking the comments for now.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-06-03T12:59:33+00:00

Wanna buy us stuff?

JFC, men need to stop encouraging this behavior.

Alarmed_Mechanic_403 · 2021-06-03T13:02:35+00:00

She is a beggar. Why not call it like it is?

She is a failed woman who has f*cked up her life due to her sh*t selection process and is now begging for money. Not to survive, mind you, but to keep a standard of living she neither earned nor deserves. It's just that she feels like she is owed it for some reason.

make_reddit_great · 2021-06-03T13:47:54+00:00

☑️ Unwed mother

☑️ Her child is "her world"

☑️ Wants you to buy stuff for her

☑️ No mention of what's in it for you

AccomplishedAndHappy · 2021-06-03T13:04:28+00:00

"Wanna buy us stuff?" - this alone sums up the premise behind her reason for wanting a man.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2021-06-03T13:10:27+00:00

Ha, her profile is a ledger of expenses. Did she kick daddy to the curb because he “only” made $75,000? (Note, 75k is significantly higher than the per capita income in the US).

Andwen_The_Peevish · 2021-06-03T13:06:50+00:00

She is my whole world, so buy us stuff while I neglect your needs. Your prize is.... Getting to say you have a girlfriend.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-06-03T15:05:05+00:00

Notice in this profile that she mentions nothing about trying to find love, nor is there any mention of the qualities and traits SHE brings to the table.

Basically, she wants a sugar daddy to buy stuff for her and her kid and that's it.

Maybe it's the men twice her age or more whose wallets she's eyeing at this point. I don't see men her age willingly signing up for this crap.

MintTimeWalk · 2021-06-03T13:33:44+00:00

That's the before kid pick.

jd46249 · 2021-06-03T12:58:46+00:00

Wink wink emoji. Step right up gentlemen lol

HeftyAdministration8 · 2021-06-03T13:27:48+00:00

The comma in the second sentence is hilarious. We love to:

go to the zoo
eat skyline
shop

It sounds like an aggressive line from an action movie. "Eat skyline, punk!"

z2k43dknm87 · 2021-06-03T16:26:59+00:00

Stunted growth.

Imagine being 29 and using filters that grade/middle schoolers use. Pathetic, just like her view of men as personal bank accounts.

bartbitsu · 2021-06-03T13:30:31+00:00

Wanna buy is stuff?

Why the hell would I do that

Gefan27 · 2021-06-03T14:23:05+00:00

Commendably succinct, I'll give her that much.

CommentingOnVoat · 2021-06-03T18:14:13+00:00

I enjoy BJ's, anal, you bring me breakfast in bed and you cleaning my house in skimpy clothes. Interested?

mwhi1201 · 2021-06-03T18:40:11+00:00

That’s all tinder is nowadays. Doesn’t get better in your late twenties. I want to settle down but every women has a kid or still not over their ex.

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2021-06-03T14:07:14+00:00

Wanna buy us stuff?

That is the new siren call of women, strangely not working as good as the old siren calls.

YouCouldBeBetter · 2021-06-03T14:40:37+00:00

Has she got no fucking shame? God damn.

fuzzy_brb · 2021-06-03T14:40:52+00:00

That’s a long way of saying she’s looking for a walking ATM

SCCock · 2021-06-03T15:02:11+00:00

Give me you GoFundMe site and I'll kick in for a tubal ligation so there won't be any more of your children on sucking on the government tit.

Gundamsafety · 2021-06-03T17:15:45+00:00

Sure honey I will buy you all kinds of stuff, but first let me set this straight. If I'm paying for stuff, then this is a businesses transaction and there is a list of things you will need to do.

Hows that gag reflex? Might want to lose that.

limpingrobot · 2021-06-03T18:04:22+00:00

We should make mockups of ads by men. "Are there any real women left? My hobbies are my world. You: BMI<20, submissive, feminine. Wanna clean my house?"

DefiantFlatworm4833 · 2021-06-03T16:55:00+00:00

Girls like this are easy to get! Just dress well, be in shape, be charismatic and drive a German sports car! Iykyk

MotorAggressive5115 · 2021-06-03T13:44:54+00:00

why the need for the filter? i am already out

UltimateShame · 2021-06-03T15:25:48+00:00

Those emoticons are a red flag themselves, don't even need to read the text.

VirgilDweller · 2021-06-03T15:44:44+00:00

The sparkles on her face should be replaced with the word FAILURE.

Dumloko · 2021-06-03T16:16:28+00:00

I AM A SINGLE MOTHER, BUY US STUFF!!

(Can't remember who used to do this type of comments, but I haven't seen him in a while)

jedi1josh · 2021-06-03T17:01:18+00:00

She eats Skyline, that automatically puts her at a 3

SeptetRa · 2021-06-03T17:13:52+00:00

I used to think they were trolling with profiles like these until it dawned on me that I had been underestimating their delusions and stupidity.

soonershooter · 2021-06-03T17:39:11+00:00

Not sure if admitting to being a gold digging bitch is good or bad. But there are a lot of them out in the wild.

smfuel87 · 2021-06-03T17:44:20+00:00

"Wanna get chlamidia?"

Thats what I see here.

CodyTheGodOfAnxiety · 2021-06-03T16:41:18+00:00

Reminder that the filter changes a lot about the face highly possible wrinkles plus attitude off putting

azurianlight · 2021-06-03T19:40:07+00:00

She likes to skyline? As in skyline chili?

treefiddypetabites · 2021-06-03T23:30:20+00:00

My ex-wife's tinder profile read,

Wonderful daughter that's the world to me.
I've never been to a (home town hockey team) game at (new arena).
Wanna take us?

She met someone on the day our divorce was final, got preggers and now my little girl has a step brother.

DogFashion · 2021-06-04T02:01:27+00:00

Haha, no I don't want to buy you stuff. What are you? A child?

TheApricotCavalier · 2021-06-04T02:24:20+00:00

She seems sweet. I'll tell her what gets told to all the sweet little boys out there: Get a job, loser

SteveTheHitman · 2021-06-04T03:32:24+00:00

$50 says the kid is half black

NickTesla2018 · 2021-06-03T16:20:23+00:00

You know, they're hiring down at The Jug Shack. Ask for Pookie or Ray Ray. Get a damn job!

Lameador · 2021-06-03T16:50:55+00:00

Puzzling. This one is not necessarily an escort selling her services, but she definitely could be. I would put it 50%

windycityguy11 · 2021-06-03T16:55:05+00:00

It’s the “want to buy us stuff?” for me… 🤦🏼‍♂️

gunrunner1926 · 2021-06-03T17:35:29+00:00

Ahhhh, NO.

mustangfrank · 2021-06-03T17:42:57+00:00

At least she got to the point.

ToxicMasculinity1981 · 2021-06-03T18:15:52+00:00

Oh lord. Every day I lose more and more hope of ever finding a genuine woman. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

armacitis · 2021-06-03T18:57:10+00:00

eat skyline

That alone is like three dealbreakers.

usps85 · 2021-06-03T20:07:27+00:00

Sure loves that face filter!

1Supersnapper · 2021-06-03T21:44:36+00:00

Wanna buy us stuff? No, no, no fucking thank you. I do appreciate you letting everyone know up front what you’re really looking for and best of luck.

WAATGM · 2021-06-04T02:40:27+00:00

Holy shit! Check out the 3 tier fake up caddy in the background.

...$80 mascara, $50 lippy, $150 polyfiller, $120 face paint etc. That would be high maintenance alone. Fuck that, no thanks.

emperoresteban · 2021-06-04T03:06:09+00:00

😂😂😂 I’m lmao with "Wanna buy us stuff "

tgnlolol · 2021-06-04T08:05:39+00:00

No! :)

Delifier · 2021-06-03T18:56:51+00:00

Well, if you say it like that... nope.

Theonewithdust · 2021-06-03T17:24:00+00:00

I mean,...it was pretty sweet until the last sentence.

Title	The usual
Author	One-Move
Upvotes	768
Comments	152
Date	June 3, 2021 12:55 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/nrcubs/the_usual/
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