Those expectations tho lol

Glittering-Meat3088 · 2021-06-20T17:27:22+00:00

You can literally feel the bitchy entitlement oozing out of that profile.

mustangfrank · 2021-06-20T17:58:43+00:00

The only good thing I can say about her is that she is not fat.

AccomplishedAndHappy · 2021-06-20T18:20:03+00:00

When an average woman has 200+ thirsty men vying for a sniff of her minge, she can afford to act like an entitled and privileged medieval monarch. 190 are cannon fodder, the remaining 10 are possibilities.

esteban1337 · 2021-06-20T18:23:00+00:00

30 and being a cunt?

Enjoy your cats, bitch.

TheUnspecialist · 2021-06-20T17:25:29+00:00

Such a long dating profile, just to say... "I will waste your time!"

NoydTheKnight · 2021-06-20T18:57:15+00:00

I have a part 2 before she blocked me lol.

BeholdTheHair · 2021-06-20T17:49:05+00:00

"Maybe I'll add you as a friend."

If you plow the social landscape just the way I want it, I'll let you water me with attention and affection. Then, at the end of the season I'll let some busy fuckbee stick their nose in my blossoming rosebush and spray their polen sacs all over. Once all is said and done, maybe, just maybe you'll get to raise some of that crotch fruit before it spoils and hates you.

2021-06-20T19:28:33+00:00

She's banging different dudes every other day who don't need to so much as grunt at her. She just begs them to come over to her place and then they f*** her, no dialogue, then they walk out

MrNeurotypical · 2021-06-20T22:06:59+00:00

Typical $30 prostitute in Asia. She uses whatsapp to book clients and let them know which bar she's at. She doesn't want to get banned from Tinder for prostitution so she has to move it to whatsapp. Once you're on there, she tells you her rates.

Vikingbeard1 · 2021-06-20T22:27:48+00:00

I guess I can understand women being annoyed when they get 50 messages in a day that all read "Hello! How are you?" It probably is overwhelming, and even if she's a legitimately great catch, she might shut down or get frustrated. But as is basically always the case, they never stop to think about the other side the equation; it's pretty damn exhausting to SEND 50, specific, well-crafted icebreakers a day, period, especially when 49 of them never get a response. Especially if your profile is so empty there is just nothing for a man to comment on. It's like when the HR manager decides to only look at college grads for a job that doesn't really need it, just so he can throw 90% of the applications in the garbage, since it's just too many to go through in detail--I get why they do it, but in the long run, it's not a great strategy.

mnomoto · 2021-06-20T19:04:16+00:00

Is she a FOB? Why is her grammar so bad?

CappuccinoPapi · 2021-06-20T20:20:33+00:00

“I’m a woman, you must entertain me for the honor of receiving a minute of my attention”

Jake-Orion · 2021-06-21T00:02:49+00:00

If I am reading this right, she liked you first then when you initiated the conversation she lost all respect for you.

This woman is nothing but 100% validation seeking trash.

Devilsgun · 2021-06-21T01:48:37+00:00

Fucking overblown cunt

Enjoy cats and box wine, 'cool aunt'. You're gonna earn your irrelevance

anon_likes_tendies · 2021-06-21T02:25:23+00:00

not nearly hot enough for that attitude

Aldabruzzo · 2021-06-21T14:46:01+00:00

Hi, how are you? I saw your profile and I'm genuinely interested. You look like a woman I'd like to get to know.

Hi. I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, and I'm better than you. If you didn't read my profile, don't talk to me. If you don't take me as seriously as I take myself, then don't talk to me. I demand that you entertain me and give me something snappy and witty to work with. If you don't give me an interesting opening remark, fuck you.

Um. Bye, bitch.

redditradishman · 2021-06-20T19:48:01+00:00

Shouldn't have even replied after her first response.

houseoftolstoy · 2021-06-21T01:30:57+00:00

Just what is so unique and fascinating about her profile that she gets upset about whether or not you "read it?" Nothing I can see so special. Many women ask for some opening comment to impress her like you need to put on a performance for her, so nothing special about that. The rest is just talking about the social media she uses, which is nothing special either.

The demands for a performance sets men up with a no win situation. Ignore her demands, you get snippy responses. Try and meet her demands, she will continue to expect you to perform for her. Performing for a woman is not a good foundation for any relationship, as you not only have an entitled woman to start, but you also do not really have a relationship but rather a passive participant who sees herself as above you, the entertainer. Besides, the type of woman that needs someone else to entertain her is just boring.

imokay666 · 2021-06-21T07:37:20+00:00

Chad doesn't need a witty opening remark. He can say "ooga booga me want fuck" and she'll meet up with him and fuck right away.

Melek_Taus666 · 2021-06-21T16:59:54+00:00

Somebody needs to send a first message asking for vagina pics, she will go nuclear. Unless you're a college athlete or a gangster disciple, then you'll be fucking her within half an hour

Majestic_Crawfish · 2021-06-20T21:54:24+00:00

Bet you went off on some real autism after that lol what a cringelord. Post the rest.

bartbitsu · 2021-06-21T14:17:38+00:00

30 years old

Busy and don't have time for you

Looking to waste time talking, will not meet because "friendship"

I don't use this app, so wasting your time on two apps

Entertain me with interesting and humour

yuck

AFthrowaway3000 · 2021-06-20T22:11:47+00:00

I sense "WAATGM?" will be in her mind soon enough. If it's not there already.

Harry_Teak · 2021-06-21T00:39:14+00:00

Not sure about the face, but her body looks pretty decent. That alone will make her an entitlement princess in the Age of Obesity. I'm sure that she'll nibble that bod away by 35 though and the entitlement will remain.

Hope she's not allergic to cats.

saberwarthog · 2021-06-21T12:51:18+00:00

Ok, it's basic but what the hell did she want as a first message if not "hello, how are you ?"

"Hello ! did you know that you can't lick your own elbows ?"
"... I bet you just tried, hu ?"

It's not worth the hassle to craft a special "opener" to keep the attention of the persons you match with when the "Hi, how r u" works every time for the 10% guys that doesn't need to put on the work on OLD sites...

chuck-u_farley · 2021-06-21T14:17:10+00:00

I dont get it

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-06-25T05:02:17+00:00

The dating app females are the worst. You'll end up with PTSD. Unless you're Chad and you're down for the pump.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-06-20T21:56:17+00:00

In a decade, she ask men to be traditional and court her.

Saul_Goodman93 · 2021-06-20T23:01:35+00:00

I just love when people get the last word and then block you! It says that's all they've got and frankly, she was full for sh1t to begin with! She's a waste of space!!

Gaiinahat · 2021-06-22T00:35:12+00:00

WhatsApp = I like to keep many men on the hook and they can't screenshot the evidence. 🚩🚩🚩

MrMcpizzza · 2021-06-29T07:32:48+00:00

Are these real? I feel like there not real. No self respecting man says “hiya” to a woman.

high_sauce · 2021-06-21T10:24:30+00:00

Given bottom 20% of wahmen are on dating apps, and she is 8-9 out of 10.

The math doesn't add up, red flags are up!

Title	Those expectations tho lol
Author	NoydTheKnight
Upvotes	353
Comments	85
Date	June 20, 2021 5:21 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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