Birthday weeks

Countpudyoola · 2016-11-03T20:24:04+00:00

Whew. Get that out of your system?

Next year: bake the cake yourself.

You're letting the cake represent more than...cake.

BITCH DON'T RESPECT ME ENOUGH TO BAKE A DAMN CAKE!

Be in charge of your own happiness and wants.

As for her birthday weeks. You're either participating because you like it or a willing enabler. Pick one.

If the former: who gives a fuck? Don't do it because you expect it to be reciprocated.

You're a grown man , like you pointed out, right?

If the latter. STOP

This is one

big

giant

covert contract.

bangorlol · 2016-11-03T21:03:58+00:00

Think about the whole "birthday week" thing for a second. Are you telling me that your wife is worth spending all of that time and effort on, just to make her Feel Good™? She's not.

You've put your wife on a pedestal and now she's just going to expect the same kind of special treatment that reeks of desperation. Do you know the angle at which your wife has to look to see you when she's up on that pedestal? Down. Of course she's not going to do shit for your birthday - why would she? You're the orbiter who treats her like a princess with whom she tolerates the occasional duty fuck to keep the gifts and attention flowing.

How do I make her understand that I need a birthday celebration too?

You don't. From now on you take your son out and have man time with him on your birthday.

You've already arrived at the most important conclusions. You're trying to hard. Every grand gesture you do for her knocks you down a peg, unless you're ridiculously attractive, wealthy, and great in the sack. Minimal effort on her, maximum effort on you.

Stop paying $2,000 for a $17 pussy

CasperTFG_808 · 2016-11-03T21:52:46+00:00

You really need to read the sidebar, I say this because I was and mostly still am you but I am trying to change that.

I would do elaborate things for my wife's birthday, like writing her a short story that narrated all the gifts I was giving her (oh my god I am making myself sick thinking about that Beta bullshit). She on the other hand would run out the day before my birthday to try and get me a present and I usually ended up with some bullshit I didn't want/need. My parties always sucked, my wife planned a 30th birthday party for me or rather didn't plan it. She talked to my Mom and had my Mom plan it. So my 30th birthday was spent at my Mom's with my Mom's friends, only one of my buddies was invited/showed up.

Know what I did this year... Exactly what I wanted, I picked out a present that I wanted on Amazon told wife I ordered and that she could wrap it if she wanted, but not necessary. I wanted to have a few friends over to chill at the house, so even though she said she would do it I also called them myself to invite the friends that I wanted over. I cooked the food I wanted and guess what I had a great time and so did she.

She was super all night long because guess what she hates the pressure of planning a party or picking out a gift. She has too much anxiety about decisions so I made them all and for the first time in 15 years she gave me a BJ and swallowed? Whaaaat, that was a total bonus surprise.

screechhater · 2016-11-03T21:31:04+00:00

With the other poster with question on the vacation, I am going to spell it out for you and the rest of the bitches...........

you want a great vacation ? you want to celebrate your birthday with a special dinner, cake and other things- plan them and order the shit. Don't expect the Mrs. to give a fuck.

Quit worrying about a great celebration, fucking like bunnies and all that other shit Put in the mother fucking work, game her, be attractive and go have fun

Quit fucking obsessing, she doesn't give a fuck. You are unattractive

Lift, read and STFU

SorcererKing · 2016-11-04T08:25:18+00:00

Next birthday: Cheesecake Factory with your kid and your new girlfriend. Zero fucks given.

bowhunter6 · 2016-11-03T20:57:28+00:00

Jesus Christ man, with that attitude, why would anyone throw you a birthday celebration? Lift, read the sidebar, stop giving a fuck, and make yourself lava cake-worthy. Next year, go do something for yourself for your birthday and invite her along instead of expecting her to be thoughtful enough to make your special little cake.

Also, why the fuck are you doing all of that shit for her birthday? Next year, get her a card and a fucking Snickers bar. If you have improved yourself enough by then, she'll be grateful. Or, she won't. Either way, by then, you won't give a fuck.

SampsonBrass · 2016-11-03T23:10:04+00:00

Is it just me? Are we seeing some crazy influx of made up bullshit or are these man babies really real?

This bullshit cannot be real. A grown man crying about a cake AND celebrating some bullshit gold plated pussy birthday week? No. No way. Nope.

cholomite · 2016-11-03T23:58:43+00:00

You think to highly of your wife and her perception of you. You don't get those things on your birthday because you're not special. You're a resource provider with a dick. There are literally billions of other generic nice guy providers like you out there. If you leave, your wife will just get another because there are so many of you. Your loss would mean little to her, and her attitude and behavior towards you is a reflection of that. She puts in just enough effort to keep you around, because it is easier than finding a new provider, but it will always be a low amount of effort because you're a low value male.

You know who gets cake and dinners and blowjobs on his birthday? The guy that is special. The guy that a woman knows she wouldn't be able to replace with ease, because he is a rare commodity. The guy with high value. Any schlub can pay the bills on time and raise a kid. Shit, there are even guys who will pay the bills and raise another guys kid. You need to be special, you need to instill in her a desire to want you specifically. Until then you don't deserve cake on your birthday. Now go clean the victim puke off of your shirt man, it's gross.

Mukato · 2016-11-03T21:04:13+00:00

The cake is a lie. Learn to get rid of the fucking covert contracts. you want a cake? make it yourself.

ReddJive · 2016-11-03T22:46:51+00:00

How do I make her understand that I need a birthday celebration too?

Huh?

Listen. my wife hasn't done shit for my birthday for any one of the 17 years we've been married.

Guess what? I go out. I have a couple of buddies that have the same birthday. Exact day. Odd thing is it's exactly 10 years apart. To the day.

I wrangle my buddies and we hit the local brew pubs. We celebrate. My 40, and thier 30, and 50 was a blow out.

Why does she need to validate you?

Sack up. Want to celebrate? Do it. She can join or not.

2ndal · 2016-11-03T23:34:50+00:00

This is seriously the best post on this entire subreddit. Hell, the entire internet!

Cam_Winston21 · 2016-11-04T00:23:00+00:00

OP is a troll.

saint_chalet · 2016-11-04T00:47:45+00:00

There is no way this is real. Trolls are levelling up with their contextual level of detail

InChargeMan · 2016-11-04T02:42:20+00:00

I gave my wife a vacuum for her birthday once, in addition to some chocolates. That was it.

Nowadays I tell her "Hey, your birthday is coming up, you should go online and pick out some clothes you like." She gets what she wants, I don't have to deal with it. Usually we get eachother one or two "surprises" for a birthday, just small gifts. Otherwise, if I need new jeans today, I buy them today. I felt like some new golf clubs last month, so I got them.

If you want a nice cake, order that shit for yourself and have it delivered, and enjoy the shit out of it. If she makes a comment about it, say "Yeah, it turns out you can get pretty much delivered to the house these days, even women".

jtzabor · 2016-11-04T10:20:16+00:00

I suggest next time taking the whole day to yourself. Youll love it she will learn from it.

TheFamilyAlpha · 2016-11-04T10:38:19+00:00

Entitlement is a feminine trait.

Alcebiadeeze · 2016-11-04T14:15:45+00:00

Holy shit guy. Buy yourself a fucking cake next year. Abundance right? If she happens to make one, two cakes! Awesome.

Buy her flowers on her birthday. That's it.

BobbyPeru · 2016-11-05T05:55:32+00:00

You are seriously hanging your happiness upon whether or not she bakes you a cake?

Lift, sidebar.

"You carved a pumpkin? What are you going to do next--carve some guy's ass with your cock?" --Bill Burr

GargantuaBlarg29 · 2016-11-07T20:24:42+00:00

How can a grown ass ~~woman~~ man not bake a god damn cake when she has 364 days to prepare?

Fixed that for you. You want ducking lava cake...BAKE A DUCKING LAVA CAKE. Didn't read rest of post. Not important. Not even going to take the time to fix autocorrects.

Title	Birthday weeks
Author	BigEddie265
Upvotes	0
Comments	43
Date	November 3, 2016 8:14 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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