Christmas gift ideas

UEMcGill · 2016-11-23T17:38:04+00:00

This post has been crossposted so voting maybe skewed.

In the mean time for all you SJW's who think they know better than we do: "How many abused wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"One if she knows what's good for her."

Scurvemuch · 2016-11-23T15:48:30+00:00

a bag of skittles after an experience is nice.

The thing people forget about Jewelry is that the idea is to give something that represents a thought, memory or idea.

Guys get caught up in the expense, and while you do not want to be cheap, if she has been a good wife, there is no reason not to get her a trinket to remind her of her good behavior.

I really really want to design a Skittles necklace.

Edit : nevermind!

TheFamilyAlpha · 2016-11-23T16:08:51+00:00

Dude, our wives are all different. You don't describe her at all - the fuck are we supposed to recommend aside from Skittles?

anythinginc · 2016-11-23T15:46:17+00:00

The general consensus:

Experiences over objects. The experience should be something YOU want to do and enjoy, and you invite her along to have a good time. That $200 costume jewelry or trinket or whatever will be forgotten in a drawer, but that $200 meal for two or fancy AirBNB location in town will always be remembered, even if your RP journey leads to divorce. $200 too much? $20 each will probably get you tickets to see a local performance of The Nutcracker or something, pretend to have some culture, it is a display of high value.

cholomite · 2016-11-23T16:13:44+00:00

The only "clothes" I buy my gf are panties and stuff from discountstripper.com. Unfortunately she's all stocked up after the last two years, so I'll probably get her nothing. Maybe a card. I have some shit I have to get for myself before I will worry about what to get for her.

At the very least I'll fuck her good on Christmas eve. I think I can have some fun calling her my slutty elf.

mrpCamper · 2016-11-23T20:54:47+00:00

So, I may have found the perfect gift for my wife for Christmas this year. She is a very good cook and a big Ina Garter fan (The Barefoot Contessa). Anywho, her newest book is titled Cooking for Jeffrey. Jeffrey is her husband. So, I just think buying my wife a cook book by one of her favorite chefs in which that book is about her cooking meals her husband enjoys is classic. It's a win win for both of us. Some great new ideas of things I'll probably love. What could possibly go wrong?

RuleZeroDAD · 2016-11-23T15:40:20+00:00

Nothing is better than a bag of Skittles coming from the right man.

UEMcGill · 2016-11-23T17:12:11+00:00

Do you want to give her something? Give her what you want.

If you don't, then don't. Give freely because you want to, not because you feel obligated.

My sister in law is one of those stupid bitches who says shit like, "I made hubby buy me this for Christmas! didn't he do great?" So I have to say shit back like, "Sounds like you're lazy and don't want to do your own shopping."

BluepillProfessor · 2016-11-24T05:14:08+00:00

Sign the two of you up for the Ironman Crossfit Training Class.

Alcebiadeeze · 2016-11-23T18:40:35+00:00

I like the idea of concert tickets or something like that. You always remember experiences.

RCMasculinity · 2016-11-23T17:20:54+00:00

Give her a good healthy cavemanning. She'll remember that over any hit or miss bauble.

BobbyPeru · 2016-11-23T20:56:03+00:00

Nothing says I love you like a signature Jiffy Lube oil change

Persaeus · 2016-11-23T21:46:31+00:00

I bought her a new frying pan for our first RP Christmas. The feelz, look on her face, and her actions later says it was the best gift ever.

Not planning on buying anything this year.

FireTempered · 2016-11-23T22:55:05+00:00

Use the frame bender….

I decided, I want to take a trip to the coast around Christmas.

Bend it to:

Your present is a trip to the coast!

SampsonBrass · 2016-11-24T15:10:26+00:00

I have a pile of moleskines of different sizes with me all the time. Always jotting stuff down like wines to try or books to read etc..that kind of thing

A trawl through them at the end of the year usually yielded some good gift ideas for the wife. When my daughters got older I'd send them out with my credit card to do it for me. Pretty much anything from Williams Sonoma would make her very happy. And eventually me too

A_Rex · 2016-11-29T22:45:25+00:00

Late to the party, but I got mine a small butt plug last year. That gift keeps on giving. This year it's time to upgrade to a larger vibrating one...

Point is, give her an experience. Give her a thrill. Get her a token thing in addition so she can show her mom and coworkers.

stonepimpletilists · 2016-11-23T18:07:32+00:00

What does she want? What does she deserve? What can you be bothered to part with?

Also, I you're missing the point of skittles. It is the greatest gift ever, essentially you've alpha widowed her. I emotions are fleeting, yet forever too

Title	Christmas gift ideas
Author	presbush
Upvotes	3
Comments	59
Date	November 23, 2016 3:33 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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