It kind of blows my mind . This guy has been orbiting my mom since hs 28 years ago . My mother recently got a whole new Furniture set but her house is getting remodeled so we couldn’t take it Through front we had to carry everything to the narrow ass basement and out the other end/ exit then bring the new shit in through the basement and carry it up the steps after . And this guy is helping me lift everything telling me how they met in hs blah blah orbit behavior blah blah and he’s breaking his back for no reason . If some chick from hs called me to help her move shit I would laugh and hang up . 28 years later this guy is killing himself . And this furniture wasn’t a piece of cake . I lift 4-5 times a week and was defeated by this task . 6 days ago and this is the first day my body wasn’t sore. For conversational purposes I’ll be honest my mom is a 4 . Seems like every women has orbiters right ?

TLDR: moms orbiters