Going out with a Prostitute.

Quantum_Jiraiya · 2018-06-28T16:00:37+00:00

Wrap it up. Prostitutes are generally aware of STD’s, so it is probably less risky than thots that don’t even ask about condoms. That being said, this girl can never be upgraded from a plate.

DeontologicalSanders · 2018-06-28T16:59:52+00:00

Only that you saying all that makes zero difference. She's still a hooker.

Be aware that she's going to string you along, smile at you, laugh at your jokes, flirt with you, tease you, get you alone and hard as granite, and only then start negotiating payment for services rendered. Prepare to leave with blue balls.

remo_williams1 · 2018-06-28T16:17:57+00:00

Be aware that she is a psychological dumpster fire.

GrahamBaby · 2018-06-28T15:58:11+00:00

When you’re kissing her, try not to think of the hundreds of cocks she’s sucked with the same lips.

Tuplad · 2018-06-28T15:59:18+00:00

Don't talk about her job.

MattyAnon · 2018-06-28T17:20:34+00:00

I'm going to take her to a bar

Don't associate with a woman who exploits men for money. She won't respect you, it will end badly. She'll be looking for a way to exploit you. Relationships with prostitutes don't go well, and she's unlikely to be the "just casual sex" type.

In my mind all girls are whores to begin with so her being overt in that she's a sex worker kind of doesn't phase me.

Well no. Most don't directly charge men to jizz in her. Most women fuck alphas and exploit betas. Prostitutes exploit everybody. I think your reasoning is just a justification.

She's broken - the thousand cock stare is one thing, but she'll have the million cock stare.

RedHoodhandles · 2018-06-28T17:20:40+00:00

Now that's some scarcity mentality..

shady_nasty_mf · 2018-06-28T17:23:53+00:00

I've plated 2 prostitutes in the past and I know men who keep this as friends so let me share some insights:

They have a high sex drive and are a lot more adventurous in bed, take full advantage of this.
Although you aren't a John (a man paying for a prostitute) she'll have a transactional mindset when it comes to sex and intimacy. The more you see this behavior the more she's losing interest in you.
She'll also want you to foot all the bills.
They're all batshit crazy and broken mentally in some way. The longest you should consistently keep them around is a weekend for a fuck fest and send them home. Keeping them at your place for a week is a great way to invite all the craziness in their life into yours. It's very fucking hard to keep frame while being enclosed with a crazy bitch for days or weeks at a time.
They lie a lot about their vast sexual experiences. This isn't unique to prostitutes but be aware that she's done just about everything this to done within her first few months on the job.

As for your approach, I'd skip the whole going to the bar move and just invite her back to your place and initiate sex the moment she walks through the door by slapping her on her ass, telling her you want to see her sexy body under her clothes, or kissing her on her neck. Skip the whole song and dance routine. She doesn't need it, to her sex is no big deal, like saying "hello" to stranger as she walks by, she is a whore afterall.

chim_city · 2018-06-28T17:33:08+00:00

What could go wrong here?

Ivabighairy1 · 2018-06-28T19:41:04+00:00

Now THIS is going to be a train wreck!!! Pass the popcorn please!!!

Redpillswole · 2018-06-28T17:27:22+00:00

Lol you're stupid, you think you aren't going to pay some way for a girl like that?

Auvergnat · 2018-06-28T20:53:17+00:00

Gentlemen, this is the future of male/female relationships in the West. The complete normalization of prostitution and its acceptance by a blindsided male population.

We've witnessed the normalization of women pairing up with a beta and cuckolding him by fucking alphas on the side ("polyamory"). Now this is the opposite strategy you'll be seeing more and more: banging one alpha, while fucking betas for a direct exchange of resources on the side.

packetdata · 2018-06-28T17:22:42+00:00

Keep her as a plate don't get too attached.

Straightfromthemudd · 2018-06-28T16:44:31+00:00

Keep an eye on your wallet and belongings.

Starshooter19xx · 2018-06-28T17:14:29+00:00

I think you're too horny to think straight kid. I mean I have nothing against you wanting to hook up but this:

In my mind all girls are whores to begin with

Cut it out. If you want advice, all I can say is that you better don't get too invested on her else you'll end up very miserable. It won't phase you now but when you start to develop feelings for her, you'll end up crazy thinking about the many guys she'll bang over time. Pump and dump.

Don't worry about STDs, prostitutes are workers, they know what they do and won't be stupid enough to let their only asset (their body) be unusable.

Viking_RnP · 2018-06-28T18:51:31+00:00

Why spend money on her drinks and food when you can just give it to her directly and be done with it?

Martysteiner · 2018-06-28T23:54:42+00:00

She might see you as an escape from the prostitution if you're wealthy.

Careful

suitcasecity · 2018-06-28T15:37:50+00:00

Make sure she doesnt have a dick. Who cares what her job is, do your thing.

justicecantakeanap · 2018-06-28T17:48:00+00:00

Don't eat her pussy juices, no kisses, no mouth anything

hiddenpleasures123 · 2018-06-28T21:37:51+00:00

No glove, no love. You might even want to consider bagging it for a blowjob with her. With all that being said, she will become clingy really quickly. She's a damsel in distress. If you treating her like a service. You're basically telling her that she isn't a prostitute in your eyes.

monsieurhire2 · 2018-06-28T22:35:17+00:00

She's a hired gun that you are using as social proof, and you can also potentially use her for opposition research. I guarantee that she will be looking to see what she can extract from you: money, meals, perks, time. Women that are prostitutes can have keen, well-developed commercial instincts.

thegreattot · 2018-06-28T19:04:33+00:00

No. Don't do it . Do not. Do it. Jesus bro , wtf?

TheTrenTrannyTrain · 2018-06-28T15:37:37+00:00

Nah, just game appropriately.

Ricklogical · 2018-06-28T21:06:08+00:00

Cool, then she can unwind and relax and not be fake around you. What a relief.

Long term relationships with these women can be great networking, but not the type of LTR you would normally have.

This woman is a pure tool towards a greater understanding of a world that would normally cost you money.

Learn everything you can. Dont trust with too much of your personal life, if she has a pimp he will fuck you up for banging his chick without paying.

BusterVadge · 2018-06-28T17:44:03+00:00

Condoms don't prevent herpes. Inspect that pussy before you do anything to minimize your risks.

nomba · 2018-06-28T18:04:39+00:00

Read the whole thread. What I took away is that it sounds like the only difference between a prostitute and a regular woman is that one gets a W-2 and the other doesn’t.

Throwaway-242424 · 2018-06-28T23:55:42+00:00

Make sure you don't get robbed by her pimp.

resnine · 2018-06-29T02:21:34+00:00

So much risk here, even kissing her you can contract all sorts of shit. This is STD alert.

bbm72 · 2018-06-29T06:40:47+00:00

Would def read a blog about this. Keep us posted.

ThatKidinAfrica · 2018-06-29T08:04:07+00:00

Don't kiss them on the face.

TheBigLman · 2018-06-28T19:09:41+00:00

Sounds like you are desperate. Don't do it.

anusbleach11111 · 2018-06-29T06:10:17+00:00

in my mind all girls are whores to begin with

And go figure, you’re taking a literal whore out on a date, you played yourself.

Is there a section in the sidebar that covers the notion of perception = reality? I could be wrong and this could just be a funny (pathetic) coincidence, but I can’t help but think into it.

Best of luck to you OP.

KamiNoTsurugi · 2018-06-29T09:38:13+00:00

At least prostitutes are honest. The rest are undercover.

hb8only · 2018-06-29T10:07:08+00:00

In my mind all girls are whores to begin with

just say hallo to your mama for me 'k..? :D

bruiser18 · 2018-06-28T16:32:06+00:00

😂😂😂😂

TheIcePill · 2018-06-28T16:52:58+00:00

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Title	Going out with a Prostitute.
Author	kidkidkid123321
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Comments	104
Date	June 28, 2018 3:33 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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