Well, I guess I should introduce myself. I'm an 18 year old high school graduate that is going to U of I Urbana Champaign (not important, but if any other puas out there or will be give me a pm. )

So anyways I was invited to this party my friend's friend was throwing. Was skeptical of going at first, but I've learned to always seize the opportunity. His Dad was out of town and the house completely open. Now just to set the atmosphere, this guy has a perfect party house. Beer pong and keg in the garage. Strobe light and dance music in the living room. chillax chilling kitchen. jacuzzi and an indoor pool. and a patio.

I get there around 9ish with two friends. Let's call one of them Jake and the other Ryan. Jake is this skinny funny kid with poofy hair and is just a goofy mother fucker. Ryan can be an asshole, so he isn't mentioned much in this story. Anyways we get there and immedietely start taking shots. I take 2 and drink some beer. Go in drink some more, see females, chat up, yada yada, see old friends, chat, yada yada. You get the picture. Pretty much I'm just socializing with everyone.

Ok let's skip the scenes of me playing beer pong and losing and just all the uneventful events of the night and move on to when things actually got....interesting.

SCENE 1 (regular k-close)

So this girl and her friend. Let's call them Kaylah and Jaime. I liked kaylah more (hotter) but I could tell Jaime wanted my nuts hard, plus she was cute too, just not as fine as kaylah, but whateva.

How did I know she liked me you ask? I tell you ask, well I told her I was a mind reader and I could guess her number. I kept guessing wrong. BUT everytime I guessed I made her lean in and I whispered in her ear (: kino niggas I guess.

Anyways for like 20 minutes she keeps coming back to me randomly and askign me whats her number. I look to my side and I see Jake (mr. lanky funny guy) flirting with a cute girl and she actually seemed way into him.

I thought if he can, then so can I

I eventually got the hint or should I say actually did something about it. Guys remember.

When a girl is totally flirting with you and you can FUCKING TELL THAT SHE LIKES YOU, TAKE HER HAND AND ESCORT HER SOMEWHERE MORE SECLUDED. read that again. do it

Anyways I followed my advice and took her to the living room and pulled her on my lap.

Protip: If a chick is down to sit on your lap in a dark room alone. That usually means she is down for other things... like chess? Going on.. soo I just acted cocky and just didn't care too much, but at the same time goofy and don't give a fuck. This scene is taking a bit too long. Long story short we get on the couch and honestly 10 seconds into it, I pull her in and guess what? we are making out. Easy (fyi: first party make out ever I think)

So we continue mackin and then some people come and call us out and ruin the vibe so she wants to get up and head back to the party.

If someone knows why she wanted to do that then please please let me know, but either way I followed her a bit and then just diverted to go do my own thing.

I make my way to the kitchen and I notice there is blood on my pants..... Oh no..... Everyone is laughing and asking who I danced with. That could've ended with me being a drama queen and telling everyone to shutup, but I just put my hands up and said "sorry for partying to hard" and nobody gave a shit. Oh by the way it was my elbow that randomly began bleeding that night.

FAST FORWARD (SCENE 2. AWESOME K CLOSE)

People are jumping into the pool in their underwear so I join the party..obviously. After a little pool shenanigans I go upstairs to dry off. While I'm heading down this girl we will call Sarah is walking up the stairs. Just so you know, Sarah to me is that upperclassman girl you always saw in the halls, but never said anything to. Not to mention sarah was also one of the hottest girls in her grade (1 or 2 years older than me) and this party was full of older guys.

OKay, so moving on she is walking up the stairs and when she we pass I say "sup" and she responds also in the same secret funny tone "sup" so we chat for honestly like 5 seconds and I just ask "do you have a boyfriend" she says "no" so I give her a look and pull her in for the kiss. (2nd party kiss in a lifetime)

We make out by the bathroom for like half a minute and I tell her that I'm gonna go because I usually play the cool guy game when I really should have taken her to a private room. Oh well. So I tell her I'll see her later tonight and I go downstairs.

I decide to kick it in the hot tub with all these girls and when I get in I am literally dripping with confidence from what I just did and I immediately pull a girl on top of me. She's down. I'm down. she sits on my lap. innocent flirting.

5minutes pass and sarah walks past me with another guy and gives me the "oh I see how it is look" except it wasn't like an angry or sad look. More like "fine I can play like that too"

So after I see this I politely push this girl on top of me off and make my way back upstairs hoping to change and find sarah. I change and then eventually I see her chilling there. Typically I would have tried to play it cool and act like I don't care, but something just made me say this. (probably liquor)

"hey sarah look, I think you are the most beautiful girl at this party. And right now everyone is hooking up and partnering up and honestly your gonna be my bud for the night" Just saying I didn't say this all Ted Mosby hopeless romantic like. I said it very directly and real. Which is KEY. She says I'm lying and blushes. I say nah and I give her another kiss. We make out for a bit and I make sure not to fuck up again. I take her hand and guide her downstairs through the party and to the garage. SO EVERYONE COULD SEE THAT I GOT THE HOTTEST GIRL (: That wasn't the only reason, but honestly I got so much props for people seeing me getting with her.

Ok going on. I take her in the empty garage. Tell her I suck at beer pong and that we won't be playing. Push her to the wall. and we make out all hardcore and awesome like for 10 minutes. Then the host came in and just made things awkward and wouldn't leave. I was saddened, but I decided to just chill and I left with my friends.

Even thinking about it now. It feels like a dream. It happened almost 20 hours ago. And I haven't slept in like 40 hours. So I should probably hit the hay. But let me give you mutherfuckers the tip that you have to follow. No magic here. You have to make the move. You have to kiss them if you think they like you.

I would have never guessed ms. fucking prom queen was going to kiss mr. I seddit to learn my social skills , but she did. and she loved it. and remember kids, you have to make the move sometime.