I’m posting this here because I don’t know where else to share my story but it’s so absurd I have to share it.

I matched with a girl on Tinder in Mexico who lied about speaking English. I lied about about speaking Spanish.

Perro, we made it work. We spent our date cracking jokes on my phone on Google Translate. It has a nifty button to switch between source and target languages to pass it back and forth between two people quickly. I’d flirt, translate, switch the language order, and pass it to her for the same. We drank, laughed, and had a great time.

Panties were dropped. My dick was sucked on the beach.

Buenos Diaz amigos!