A girl's Facebook status. It said

sailorJery · 2014-03-05T18:42:32+00:00

I love how women gloss over the fact that the female character in The Notebook cheats on her husband, but it's okay because it's with Ryan Gosling.

2014-03-05T15:36:44+00:00

bahahahaha i aint even mad that shits hilarious

_Sharkbait · 2014-03-05T15:36:53+00:00

Sounds like the kind of "lady" who spreads her legs for every bad boy she meets.

Nothing new to see here, carry on.

Archwinger · 2014-03-05T19:02:28+00:00

M:"You go girl! You're such a beautiful goddess! I bought you flowers and jewelry! Please consider spending a few minutes talking to me so I can enjoy your amazing company!"

F:"Ewww. Creepy."

M: "Seriously? I'm not wasting two more seconds breathing the same air as you. I'm going to the gym. I got shit to do."

F: "Please! I'll fuck you!"

mordanus · 2014-03-05T16:10:02+00:00

Is she pretty fat? Most women who call themselves goddesses have self esteem issues.

EscortSportage · 2014-03-05T17:58:42+00:00

she will die alone...lol

lazypengu1n · 2014-03-05T15:53:38+00:00

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ChangingThings · 2014-03-05T18:07:54+00:00

Everytime I think women can't be that self absorbed and narcissistic TRP proves me wrong. Thanks for the reality check OP.

DesertSeahawk · 2014-03-05T19:19:51+00:00

If you've swallowed the red pill, this should be comical to you, not painful. You'll reach a point where it beads up and rolls off, like water on a ducks back.

2014-03-05T19:32:29+00:00

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_social_caterpillar · 2014-03-05T18:06:57+00:00

When a man calls himself a god, he's conceited, arrogant, egotistical, self-absorbed, and an asshole

When a woman calls herself a goddess, "You go girl!!"

2014-03-05T18:00:41+00:00

I'm interested in if she's a land whale, and also what the comments say.

2014-03-05T18:27:17+00:00

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myschadenfreude · 2014-03-05T20:54:52+00:00

Not painful at all. You see a sign saying "Danger: Electric fence. Do not touch." You know not to touch it; you're thankful for the sign. If you try to get through it don't complain about being shocked

Whisper · 2014-03-05T20:12:27+00:00

Why is it painful to read? You know that she will be sucking off an unemployed heroin addict sometime next month.

This is no more painful to read than it is painful to hear a little girl clumping up and down in her mother's high heels and declaring that she is a "magic fairy princess". She still has dirt on her face and one shoe untied, and no magic powers at all.

What's painful... in fact, agonizing, is seeing young men take this at face value and thinking they need to do as she says.

But it is those young men we need to reach. Not her. Her you just pat on the head and say "That's nice, sweetie. Run along, now."

2014-03-05T19:09:31+00:00

Come back in 5/10 years. Have a good laugh at the mess her life is.

SupALupRT · 2014-03-05T21:36:04+00:00

I literally get mad whenever some whore posts that "If you cant handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best." bullshit.

2014-03-05T23:52:23+00:00

Ask her to get you a sandwich.

DesertSeahawk · 2014-03-05T18:45:54+00:00

After she's done riding the carousel she's gonna hit that wall like a fat sack of potatoes. And so it goes.

herrokan · 2014-03-05T18:04:23+00:00

Maybe sarcasm? Nobody can be this retarded right?

kmillz09 · 2014-03-05T19:13:57+00:00

The notebook line HAS to mean it's sarcasm right???

lazypengu1n · 2014-03-05T19:54:58+00:00

I guess a little off topic, but I fucking hated the Notebook. Not just because it was complete cliche bullshit, but because of the complete lack of respect both of those main characters had for other people who actually gave a shit about them. I'd ask how women enjoy such a stupid paradigm of a movie, but honestly I know better than that.

FNG_USMC · 2014-03-05T22:52:58+00:00

"2,597 likes". Every beta out there on her friends list, for sure.

30303030303030 · 2014-03-05T18:38:03+00:00

this was so painful to read

nah

2014-03-05T19:13:22+00:00

did you tell her to shut up?

2014-03-05T19:23:14+00:00

You should be ripping into her right (in a "fun playful" way ofc) now as we speak.

aaron_the_just · 2014-03-05T19:49:10+00:00

That is (a) funny and (b) and invitation to game and bang her, if she's hot. (I bet she's fat though)

rebuildingMyself · 2014-03-05T21:03:52+00:00

Soooo, pumped and dumped or wished she was?

ilike2partyhowaboutu · 2014-03-05T21:27:09+00:00

She sounds really really really really REALLY easy.

2014-03-05T21:36:14+00:00

Even for a woman that's painful to read.

DoctorTitoIndiansFan · 2014-03-05T21:57:54+00:00

Wow. That's just sad.

blazin_ · 2014-03-05T23:36:41+00:00

I would unfriend so fast.

aaron_the_just · 2014-03-06T00:23:40+00:00

Without knowing the girl it's hard to know how much is serious and how much is tongue-in-cheek. A girl who really believes this isn't going to put it as her Facebook status.

2014-03-06T02:51:56+00:00

My stomach turned a little reading that. Yikes.

TwoDeeTwenty · 2014-03-06T18:44:42+00:00

Women are Goddesses huh? I'm atheist so RP aside she lost any value in my eyes.

Title	A girl's Facebook status. It said
Author	fallenistand
Upvotes	120
Comments	142
Date	March 5, 2014 3:29 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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